Welcome To My Sexy Party! Have A Breastmilk With A Dash Of Bacardi!!! Have A Coke And A Smile And Shut The Fuck Up!READ THIS BEFORE YOU ADD ME:IT CLEARLY STATES ON THIS PAGE IN MY NETWORKING SECTION THAT I AM HERE FOR NETWORKING AND FRIENDS - NOT RELATIONSHIPS.
I DO NOT ANSWER MESSAGES REGARDING "GETTING TO KNOW ME" OR "DAAAMNN YOU SEXY HOLLA AT ME" I AM PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY CURRENT DISFUNCTIONAL NON EXISTENT RETARTED "RELATIONSHIP".
I REPEAT - I AM NOT INTERESTED SO DON'T BOTHER, THANKS..... PEOPLE KEEP TALKING. SO FAR I'VE HEARD I'M A WHORE(FALSE), MEAN(TRUE AT TIMES - I WILL NOT HESITATE TO VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY ASSAULT YOU IF YOU INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE. TRUST ME I HAVE THE ABILITY), COKEHEAD(FALSE - SOMEONE DAMN SURE PULLED THAT OUT OF THEIR HAIRY ASS), CERTIFIABLE(TRUE), VIOLENT(SOMETIMES), A "POP"(NEVER), SWEET(YESH), SILLY(YESHH), "HAPPY/HUNGRY/SLEEPY"(YESSIRRRRR), CRANKY(LOL YUP), MOODY(DAMN RIGHT), A SPOILED BRAT(YEP) I'm so spoiled, you could make penicillin out of the trail of rot I leave behind me in my wake., DANGEROUS(SOMETIMES), ALWAYS UP TO NO GOOD(NOT EVEN - I JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN. LIFE'S TOO SHORT NOT TO), EVIL(TRUE - WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A GEMINI) BLAH BLAH WOMP WOMP - THE BOTTOM LINE IS CRASHINGTON DOES NOT CARE!!! MY PARTY WON'T STOP BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE ME OR MY OUTRAGEOUS PERSONALITY. IMA DAMN SURE RIDE THIS BITCH TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF!!!!!"I remember one time in daycare, Saddam talked me into pouring whiteout on the teacher's desk and then lighting it on fire when everyone went outside for lunch. Then the little dirty fucktard turncoat told on me and I was expelled. I never saw that bitchbag again but I wish I would have before he kicked rocks. I knew he used to make bombs in his cubbyhole and I could've got him expelled too, but hey - I'm not a frukin snitch......"-CrashingtonConfidence is far too often mistaken for arrogance. I am tired of being approached with, "Oh you would be perfect for me if you would change (enter what applies here)..." There is someone out there for everyone and if it's required for me to change to be with you then kick rocks, I'm not changing SHIT. Take it for a test drive, if you don't like it then give it back. If you do, lease it with an option to buy...YOUR APPROVAL IS NEITHER DESIRED NOR REQUIRED....Kids Will Do Anything For Crashington.........
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."-Buddha
Well allright!!! I guess this is where I'm supposed to write all this crazy shit about myself.. let's see... well for starters I should explain that I am "certifiably insane" and very... um, a very spontaneous, bonafide heathen!!! (yeah. thats a good word). I'm not a stable person really...Sometimes I rest my head in NY, sometimes LA, and sometimes in Barbados...I'm a mish-mosh straight out the melting pot. There are some Basians, Caucasians, British, Blackfoot and Cherokee Native Americans, Guyanese, Cubanos, EVEN ORTHODOX JEWS all in MY DNA. Family reunions are a BLAST!!!!!!Monotony and BOREDOM are my arch rivals. I SMITE THEE!! So I try to wake up on a different side of the bed On Purpose. Why should I conform to the robotic humdrum of this whirlwind of an existence? Is it really necessary? Not in MY mainframe. Throw caution to the wind damnit! Life is short, then you die. If you can't already tell, I'm pretty much a lost cause. I don't see myself as having a purpose other than just being, (for now at least). I love learning but I cannot stand to be in an educational institution. I also detest the corporate world. You will never ever see me accept a gold watch or engraved pen from an employer after 25 years of slavery. By then I will have had about eleventeen hundred jobs. I SAY DON'T JUST STICK IT TO THE MAN - STICK AN UMBRELLA RIGHT UP THE MAN'S ASS AND OPEN IT!! FRUK A 401K - HOW'S ABOUT AN M80 IN THE PRESIDEN'T OFFICE INSTEAD??????I just need to find my niche I guess, so far, NOTHING has made me feel content....I'm still young though and open to any ideas suggested. However, I absolutely LOVE to write, if you can't tell, and yes, I can SING my heart out, my strut down that endless runway is real MEAN, and I love driving like a bat out of hell!!! You're more than welcome to hop on the patty wagon when I hit the open road. But I insist that you sign a legally binding waver that you chose to do so at your own risk. I will not be held responsible for any physical or psychological damage that may or may not happen to you.....
I'm on a mission to live MY life the way I want to... I am STUBBORNLY AGAINST anyone and everyone elses expectations for me so dont bother... do yourself a flavor and go suck a peking duck.. take my advice and absolutely under NO CIRCUMSTANCES - NEVER EVER EVER PISS ME OFF OR I WILL ENSURE THAT YOUR UNDERWEAR BECOME CARNIVOROUS AND CONSUME YOUR GENITALS AND YOUR ASS WILL SPROUT BOILS WHILE YOU SLEEP. I can be pure, 100% shweetnesh or an insane, psychotic, enraged, beast, foaming at the mouth. You choose. (Thank Daddy's mean-streak for that part of my personality...)I sometimes wish I could go back in time so I could start all over again and make MORE mistakes. They give you character....
"IVE ALWAYS BEEN A REBEL. I NEVER DO THINGS THE WAY THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE DONE. EITHER I GO IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OR I CREATE A NEW DIRECTION FOR MYSELF, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE RULES ARE OR WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. ". "AFTER I LEFT HOME I REALIZED THAT I WAS NOT MYSELF. WHEN DOES ONE DECIDE TO BE ONESELF? I THINK THAT'S WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO. I DECIDED FIRST TO DISCOVER LIFE AND THEN DECIDE WHAT I WANTED FROM LIFE - WHAT MADE ME HAPPY, WHAT WAS EASY FOR ME. YOU SEE, WHATEVER ONE IS, ONE MUST FIRST KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT ONESELF."...- Grace jonesIt's meeeee... And I do have a thing for knives...
