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If you have a private profile or you have specifically put a lower age on it so non-friends cannot read it I WILL NOT ADD YOU 100% of the time.
.."Veni Vidi Vici"
If I had to describe myself I'd have to say semi-literate boyscout with a dash of tourette's syndrome. Basically I can't spell, can't lie and have figured out just about every interesting way to use four letter words. I'm finally old enough to say that I've seen it all twice and done it all once and I'm too goddamn tired to talk about it ok? More about me: I recently completed my degree in political science and plan (at some point) on going to law school. I'm one of six kids. I'm nice to children and puppies and I have no criminal convictions. I can touch the rim but I can't slam the ball. I prefer lick and bite over tickle and smack. I think that Osama would make a great character for the next "Where's Waldo?" book. I think Kobe was both innocent AND guilty. I think democracy means change, the soul is in the eyes and whip cream is far better than a therapist at working out relationship problems.
Words to live by: "If you're going through hell, keep going". - Sir Winston Churchill
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Ryan says: If you're under 18 we have nothing in common.
If you don't like: profanity, honesty and my obnoxious ways take my pictures in the literal sense and fuck off...we have nothing in common. If you want to talk politics fine, you want to talk religion fine, you want to tell me how I'm going to hell because I'm not conservative enough for you or don't worship your god.....again please fuck off. I don't want any hate mongering morons in my life...if this describes you....you guessed it...fuck off. Lastly, if your sole interest in me is how to make moving pictures or gifs please ask someone else...NO I WILL NOT MAKE ONE FOR YOU IF YOU ASK ME TO I WILL LIKELY SAY....PLEASE FUCK OFF! LOL
HELPFUL FUCKING HINTS
You MUST send me a note along with your friend request if you want to be added. I used to add people blindly, but some assholes have been putting my profile on whore train bulletins and I'm getting a lot of random people that I end up blocking. So if you sincerly want to be my friend send me a note. If not you'll likely not get added.
However, I have to admit that I'm very guilty of randomly adding people I think are cool without a note...so I'm a hypocrite and an asshole...are you shocked?
If you send me a friend request and your profile says that you're 18 and I add you only to later find that you're not I will publicly clown you...I hate liars.
If you have a fake celebrity profile don't bother trying to add me. If you don't use your own pictures don't try to add me. I'm not interested in people who are so ashamed of themselves that they need to hide behind someone else's identity....that's just pathetic...
I don't generally add random band friend requests and I DESPISE people who send me emails about their bands. If I'm interested I will find you. Most people who have sent me emails to go listen to their band have SUCKED so chances are your band sucks too so don't bother unless you're prepared for a music review a la Ryan. If you're still determined to get me to listen to your stuff you'd better have a box of free shit to bribe me with! LOL
If you think your band is the shit why not play ROCK OR SUCK?If you're not going to add ANYTHING positive at all to my life DO NOT add me.
If you're the kind of fuck who does nothing else on the bulletins but whore your friends out or hype the same product, person or event all the time PLEASE DO NOT ADD me...you're annoying....TRUST ME.
If you're a cool person with an open mind and an open heart and you want to be my friend don't be shy, I don't bite and I'm not as big an asshole as I seem....well maybe a little.
This tongue's for hire