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Guitarboy

What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas.....but how can you get crabs to keep a secret?

About Me

Don't be offended if I don't add your band to my friends list....it probably just means that you SUCK ASS!
THIS PROFILE CONTAINS PROFANITY, and should not be viewed by anyone under the age of 19!!!

My main reason for creating this profile is to get feedback on my writing. Check out The Blog Archive
and leave a comment to let me know what you think, either good or bad.Thanks!
P.S. ....If you send me a friend add, please follow up with an email, introducing yourself. There are WAY too many automated profiles, and 'bots' on here. I'm not interested in adding to your friend collection. If you have a sense of humor, and something to contribute, I'll happily add you.
ATTENTION BANDS! Before you send a Friend Add, take THIS QUESTIONNAIRE or I will not only deny you, but I'll probably mercilessly mock the shit out of your band in bulletins.

Hey Everyone, my buddy 'Bad Ass Frank' has a new internet radio show. Be sure to check it out. He'll have hot chicks, funny shit to say, and I don't just mean HOT chicks, I'm talking Hailey Young, Vanessa Lynn, Leyna, Sharon and others from my friends list...
I have loved music, my entire life. I had a drum kit at age 3, and started playing trumpet at age 9. I played through high school, and began playing guitar at age 17. I have been playing guitar for 20 years now, and I still love it, and try to make time to play everyday.
These days, I find myself getting more and more into producing/ engineering for friends projects. I am really enjoying this, and its pushing my technical knowledge a lot further.


My Interests

Lately, I have decided to move towards pursuing a career in comedy. Hopefully as a writer, since I'm not pretty enough for standup, and there's already 1 Gilbert Gottfried. (I'm kidding Gilbert, you never fail to make me laugh).And of course EVERYTHING to do with Music. Writing, recording, performing, etc. I love everything about it. I have been in music my entire life. Now I have a home studio, and have recorded several friends. As well as recording several of my own cd's. Lately, I have begun making studio racks, Custom Guitars, and Basses as well.I still love Rock Climbing, and Martial arts, although I haven't had time for them lately.

I'd like to meet:

The people on Sludge that I have become friends with. They are a pretty twisted group, and thats what I love about them.
READ CAREFULLY: It Doesn't say ANYTHING about wanting to meet SHITTY BANDS, So please don't request that I ADD YOURS!! Just because your girlfriend doesn't tell you that you Suck Gopher balls, DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WON'T!!

Idiots who Worship Guitarboy
Guitarboy has 20 True friends, everyone else just wants to sleep with him...

Handcuffs

Bad Ass Frank

Cheryl

Kristin

The Ryan King ®

Tamar

Sharoni

BONRUD

LAMBO

The Beautiful Hailey Young

Big Jake

The Sarcastic ALEX

Stina

Music:

Marvelous 3, Butch Walker, Queen, The Beatles, Van Halen, Enuff Z'Nuff, Extreme, T-Ride, Saigon Kick, Goodness, Dire Straits, Rolling Stones, Doobie Brothers, Dokken, Dweezil, and Frank Zappa, Paul Bonrud, Racer X, The Scream, The Crue, Satriani, Vai, Crack the Sky, Mr. Big.... way to many to list, but I'll add them as I have time.

Heroes:

Anyone with the strength of character to go against the grain and do what suits them. There are too many sheep in the world, and not enough wolves.I have always done my own thing, and accepted the consequences for my actions. Realize your mistakes, and try to do better. Start with being a hero to yourself, and your children. To hell with trying to impress others.

My Blog

It’s almost Easter!!

I love Easter. I’m not sure why. Perhaps it’s because its promoted as a kid’s holiday full of candy, and magic bunnies. But it’s also one of those randomly scheduled holidays. ...
Posted by Guitarboy on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:56:00 PST

Anatomy of the ROCK FACE.

Rock stars have been around for decades...and the day the first rock star appeared we soon glimpsed the first really stupid Rock face. Rock faces come in all shapes and sizes, and I am in a position ...
Posted by Guitarboy on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:50:00 PST

ADD & ME

CNN Has a little blurb on their site today about 'Young People who Rock'.Today, it's about Blake Thomas. An 18 year old who wrote a book about living with ADD called "ADHD & Me: What I Learned fro...
Posted by Guitarboy on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:15:00 PST

The Oscars are over....RATED!

It's Monday, and I'm having a hard time staying awake. Much like watching that snoozefest last night. Remember when the Oscars was about movies that people had actually SEEN? Fuck, that was cool. I'm ...
Posted by Guitarboy on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:09:00 PST

The Oscars are coming, The Oscars are coming!!!

Wow, this year is a very tightly contested race for best picture between a bunch of shit that I haven't seen.  There will be blood: Looks cool. Anything with Daniel Day-lewis as a psycho sounds l...
Posted by Guitarboy on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:12:00 PST

A matter of trust.

We've heard the old addage 'Innocent until proven guilty'.   Well, I have another one for you. 'Blind trust is for fuckin retards.'   Anyone who thinks David Blaine, and Criss Angel have s...
Posted by Guitarboy on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:00:00 PST

Ode to my Balls!

People talk about their 'Best Friends' in almost reverential tones. Eh, cool, whatever. A best friend is great for getting drunk with when you're going through a shitty break up, or getting drunk with...
Posted by Guitarboy on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:40:00 PST

The Wisdom I had at age 8.. Versus NOW!

At 8:Girls have Cooties. Now: Girls have Cooters. Much, Much better.  At 8:Carrots taste like ass. Now:Duh!  At 8:The only thing stopping me from taking over the world is...
Posted by Guitarboy on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:53:00 PST

Does EVERYTHING really need a Website?

Don't get me wrong. I'm all in favor of technology, and there are a ton of really useful websites.  Moviefone.com Google.com girls-who-blow-donkeys.com But does DR Pepper require it's own we...
Posted by Guitarboy on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:11:00 PST

Yeah, God is all about the love...douchebags.

The day that they announced the death of Heath Ledger, the Kansas Baptist Church...you know, those sweeties that protest the funerals of soldiers, and people who have died from aids... has announced ...
Posted by Guitarboy on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST