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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet weirdos, ninjas, and people with afros. Also, they must be clever and witty people. You need to make me laugh. Laughing rocks. People say I laugh like Mrs. Clause (Santa's bitch). I would like to meet people who can have a good time no matter where they are because ultimately it is all about who you are with. I would like to meet people that are opened to new experiences, new music, new movies, new places and so on.

I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A DATE. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A MAN. WITH THAT BEING SAID, IF YOU ARE MY DREAM MAN, I WILL GIVE IT A THOUGHT. PERHAPS, JUST A THOUGHT.

WHAT I FIND SEXY :

Hardwood floors, thunderstorms, rain on the roof top, tall ceilings, big windows, champagne colored xmas tree lights, sounds of a skateboard riding on the cement outside my window, a man who is quick to light my cigarette, being seduced, black converse, the smell of alcohol on a man when you hug, good looking crack heads, single fathers, dark corners, tattoos, the back of the neck, strong hands, sleepy/stretchy groans, foghorns, grandfather clocks, and afternoon naps....

Love at first light
SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. I USED TO THINK IT WAS THIS:

Easy as 1-2-3. Check this out. A man who has some form of a paying job ( Taco bell, newspaper boy, whatever...), has some form of transportation (skateboard, bike, etc.), looks good in a suit, and can/will pick me a daisy from time to time. Smart, witty, sarcastic, sincere and big nostrils NEED apply.... I am picturing a mix between Nicholas Cage ( in Valley Girl), James Spader ( in Pretty in Pink), Vincent Gallo ( in Buffalo 66), Judd Nelson ( in Breakfast Club), Mike D ( in Netty's Girl), AdRock ( whenever), ), Mickey Rourke (9 1/2 weeks), Schneider ( One day at a time) and Eric Schaeffer ( Fall).

CONCLUSION:

So... basically, I want an 80's Punk rock guy, with big nostrils, who wears cool suits, who kidnaps me, tells the principal to "eat my shorts", owns and rocks a velour suit with a kangol hat, has mad rhyming skills and is down with the brass monkey, who has erotic food fetishes, is good with his hands and drives a cab by day and sends me poetry by night.

I have a friend who tells people that I like big dicks and AK's.... contrary to popular belief, those words were never uttered out of my mouth ( but I have thought about it), LOL.

I want to meet people who like cheese, who like mountain dew, who like Foreigner and can make me laugh. An unusual, original, artistic, hilarious, energetic, crazy soul. A guy who isn't afraid of affection... and who lives by these rare virtues called trust, honesty and kindness. A guy who isn't afraid to make a fool of himself or stand alone for his beliefs. A boy who believes that romance and chivalry ain't dead... it's just been reinvented for the new millenium.Cool-as-hell but not too-cool-for-school. Quirky good looks and style for miles. Fricking hilarious. A way with words. Outrageous kisser. Brilliant but never condescending. Rises to the challenge. A dancing fool. Mentally, emotionally and physically healthy. Cynical / sarcastic until you discover the romantic, affectionate soul hidden within. Confident and aware. A rakish smile and sparkling eyes. Conscientious and thoughtful. Someone who gives a hoot. A fun-loving genius of substance, strength and passion. maybe even a man who knows what he wants to be when he grows up?

FURTHERMORE:

If you really want to know
What I want in a guy...
Well, I'm lookin' for a dream on a mean machine
With hell in his eyes.

I want a devil in skin tight leather,
And he's gonna be wild as the wind.
And one fine night, I'll be holdin' on tight...

To a coooool rider, a coooool rider.
If he's cool enough,
He can burn me through and through.
Whhoa ohhhh
If it takes forever,
Then I'll wait forever.
No ordinary boy,
No ordinary boy is gonna do.
I want a rider that's cool.

That's the way it's gonna be,
And that's the way that I feel.
I want a whole lot more than the boy next door,
I want hell on wheels.
Just give me a fine motorcycle,
With a man growin' out of the seat.
And move aside, cause I'm gonna ride...

I don't want no ordinary guys,
Comin' on strong to me.
They don't know what I'm lookin' for,
They don't know what I need.
They're gonna know when he gets here,
Cause the crowd will be shakin'.
I'll do anything to let him know,
That I'm his, his for the takin'.

I want a coooooool rider,
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider.
I want a coooooool rider,
A cool, cool, cool, cool rider.
I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R.
I need a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R.

~ (Grease 2, 1982) ~

Music:

MUSIC

queen adreena, roy orbison, peggy lee, brenda lee, sade, billy idol, billy joel, johnny cash, talking heads, nick cave, patsy cline, willie nelson, dolly parton, leon russell, bjork, tom waits, velvet underground, angelo badalamenti, van morrison, roy orbison, emiliana torrini, suzanne vega, inxs, beck, afhgan whigs, elvis costello,elvis presley, ricky ricardo, jackson 5, ray charles, led zeppelin, pink floyd, phish, grateful dead, foreigner, journey, bad company, chicago, eddie money, peter frampton, pj harvey, liz phair, portishead, massive attack, delerium, hooverphonic, moby, weird al, dr. demento rare finds, method man, wu tang clan, black sheep, nwa, pharcyde, atcq, iggy pop, david bowie, blondie, tenacious d, tmbg, the bloodhound gang, wilco, meshell n'degeocello, peaches, chicks on speed, sha na na with bowser, neil diamond, rod stewart, dean martin, louis prima, sinatra, ella and louie duets, billie holiday, nina simone, otis redding, tina and ike, drew rouse and the gathering, the dwarves, 400 blows, rammstein, babyland, damage effect, beastie boys, tarantino soundtracks, lynch soundtracks, gary moore guitar solos, 1950's doo wop

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I like alternative, ambient, beach music, beatboxing, bebop, bigband, bluegrass,blues, bossa nova, bubblegum pop ( 50's-60's), cabaret, calypso, classical, classic rock, dementia, dirty south, dixieland jazz, disco, doo wop, electronica, flamenco, folk, funk, fusion jazz, hip hop, industrial, jazz, lounge music, mariachi, motown, new wave, novelty, punk, ragtime,r&b, rap ( battle and freestyle), reggae, rockabilly, rock, salsa, samba, soul, surf, swing, techno, and so on

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Movies:

MOVIES
Roadside Prophets, American Psycho, A night in the life of Jimmy Reardon, Fall, Pump Up the Volume, PSYCHO BEACH PARTY, Heathers, Rock n'Roll High School, Seep with Me, Poison Ivy 2, the In Crowd, Deadbeat, Shaolin Soccer, Lost Highway, Bottle Rocket, Gummo, Crash, Fall, Secretary, Rushmore, Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, Resevoir Dogs, Gummo, Raising Arizona, Royal Tennenbaums, My Own Private Idaho, 200 Cigarettes, True Romance, the Iron Giant, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Elvis movies, Memento, Wild at Heart, Twin Peaks, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Hairspray, Cry Baby, Breakin' 1 & 2...Electric Boogaloo, Better off Dead, Stand by Me, Mallrats, Clerks, Boondock Saints, Buffalo 66, Kingpin, Doom Generation, House of 1000 Corpses, Mystery Men, Cherish, Kids, Swingers, The Lady Killers, Kicking and Screaming, Walking and Talking, Cecil B Demented, BAD SANTA, The Big Lebowski, Zoolander, Best in SHow, Waiting for Guffman, A mighty wind, Valley Girl, Grease 2, Bubba Ho Tep, Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, Shaun of the dead, A dirty shame, ...
ACTORS
Ben Stiller, Edward Norton, John Cusack, James Spader, Judd Nelson, Luke and Owen Wilson, Jeremy Pivens, Justin Theroux, John Turturro, Sean Penn, Steve Buscemi Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, River Phoenix, Jack Black, Jon Favreau, Eric Stoltz, Crispin Glover...
ACTRESSES
Parker Posey, Christina Ricci, Fairuza Balk, Lili Taylor, Sherilyn Fenn, Chloe Sevigny, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Natasha Lyonne...
DIRECTORS
Wes Anderson, Zach Braff, Joel and Ethan Coen, Sophia Copolla, Vincent Gallo, Jim Jarmusch, Spike Jonze, Harmony Korine, Richard Linklater, Baz Luhrmann, David Lynch, Michael Mann, Robert Rodriguez, Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Gus Van Sant, John Waters, Rob Zombie...

Television:

TELEVISION
Chappelle show, Ali G, Entourage, Dinner for five, What's Happening!(RIP), Twin Peaks(RIP), Dangerous Women (RIP), Mind of the Married Man (RIP), AB FAB, Sopranos, Cheaters, Celebrity Mole, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City ( RIP), Taxicab Confessions, Buzz Kill, Rude Awakening (RIP)....

OK, so most of the shows I watch have all been canceled. I am more of a movie viewer.Current shows: CSI ( Las Vegas), Cold Case, Law and Order ( Special Crimes Unit)

Books:

BOOKS
"we write to taste life twice, in the moment, and in retrospective" ~anais nin~
these days i have been more into poetry and short stories. the only reason or excuse i can come up with is because i have not made the time for longer stories, novels, etc. if something is recommended to me by someone i trust or someone that inspires me, i will read it. it might take me some time, but i will. i don't read as much as i used to. i don't read as much as i would like to. that is going to change today. that is going to change right now.
where to start.... dr. seuss, henry rollins, henry miller, arthur miller, tom robbins, charles bukowski, lewis carroll, david sedaris, herman hesse,sarte, camus, f. scott fitzgerald, oscar wilde, marquis de sade, ram dass, tennessee williams, j.d. salinger, brett easton ellis, aldous huxley, edgar allen poe, kurt vonnegut, anthony burgess, ray bradbury, nick bantock, and so many others...
...and the poets, don't get me started on the poets.
newest interest: books on Kokology ( Japanese pop-psych self discovery books).
last book: Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories

Heroes:

hero, in Greek religion, famous person, who after his death, was worshiped as quasi-divine. The heroes might be actual great men and women, real or imaginary ancestors, or faded gods and goddesses (i.e., ancient gods who for some reason were demoted to human status). Homer treats his heroes as nobles and fighting men, but many Homeric heroes, such as Hector and Achilles, later became objects of worship. Hero cults were distinctly different from the attendance to the dead, which was meant only to afford comfort in the afterlife. In hero worship, as in the worship of all infernal powers, rituals were performed at night, black animals were sacrificed, and blood and other liquid offerings were poured beside the hero's tomb. The worship centered in general on the supposed place of the hero's tomb; the cult of some heroes, notably Hercules, was, however, widespread.

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