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Joelle

Fabulous. Straight Up with a Twist!

About Me

    Moxie Design Studios™ My Blog, Tenth-Muse.com My Flickr Gallery


Tired of the same ol' dry techie books about blogging? Set aside that flavorless fare and sample The IT Girl's Guide to Blogging with Moxie (Fall 2007, Wiley Publishing).

Take your blog from lame to fame with The Moxie Girls™ !

What can I say here that I didn't say over on the left? Let's see, I'm a web designer , new author and the brunette half of the The Moxie Girls™ . I like pink, among other colors. I hate spiders, Ray Liotta, marzipan and gigantic images in my MySpace comments. I like the kind of soft that's only achieved by 3 dryer sheets. I like carrots ok, but only if they're raw.

And if I let you into my lane and you don't give me a courtesy wave, I'll riot. I swear to god.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm going to give you the candy-free version: if your site makes my eyes bleed, crashes my browser or takes 10 minutes to load because you've got 30583035830492304 blinkies and videos and other assorted ballyhoo, I won't go. Or at best, I won't stay. Be kind to the colors, they never did anything to you!

If you're a sweaty middle-aged man camped out at your computer in your mom's basement with a stockpile of cornnuts and Mountain Dew and you have no one on your friends list but three-hundred 19-year-old girls in tube tops, please pull forward. I won't begrudge anyone tits in a tube top, I'm just not interested in being anyone's wank.

If you add me as a friend and I don't recognize your name and you haven't sent me a note, chances are, I'll deny you. It's probably not personal, just drop me a note and let me know who you are and I'll be happy to add you!

Other than that, I'm you're usual ladylike broad, if there is such a thing. I'd love to add you if you give me a reason to; drop me a note! I'm not into adding people to my friends list for the sake of having a million "friends" I don't know, but that doesn't mean I'm not open to new friends. :)

word. (insert appropriate peace gesture here)

Movies:

I like way too many movies to list here and it's a big eclectic mix — I'm kind of a movie junkie (even the bad ones), but among them: Amelie, Sideways, Mean Girls, High Fidelity, The Seven Year Itch, American Beauty, My Life Without Me, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Showgirls (oh, c'mon!),a wide, wide assortment of predictable and cheesy romantic comedies (a.k.a. "Girl Movies" because "Chick Flick" is reserved for period dramas and anything with Ralph Fiennes) and... I don't know. Insert something important and moving here.

Television:

This used to be easy, until they took all the decent shows off the air. Stupid bastards. Let's just pretend they're still on the air, shall we?
Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Huff, Queer as Folk and among those still in production, , The L Word, Project Runway, Weeds, and America's Next Top Trainwreck because it's art, imitating life, imitating bulimia on parade. And who wants to miss that?

Books:

Bulletproof Web Design, CSS Mastery, Web Standards Solutions, Fresh Styles for Web Designers, The Zen of CSS Design, Dom ScriptingIs it sad that this is leisure reading?

Heroes:

Ella Fitzgerald and Betty Willis, the woman who designed the Welcome to Las Vegas sign in 1959.My mom was and is my hero. And Hello Kitty. Except she doesn't say much, so she's not very motivating. But she sure is japanese, huh?
The Dish

Here for: Friends, Assorted Shenanigans
Hometown: San Diego, CA
Body type: 5' 10" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Children: Perhaps. It still freaks me out.
Education: Some college / Life
Occupation: Creative Director / Web Designer / Author

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My Blog

Audio from our Derek & Romaine Interview!

Hey there!I just posted the audio from our interview yesterday on the Derek & Romaine Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.Check out my blog to listen in.xo...
Posted by Joelle on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:09:00 PST

Blogging with Moxie Makes a Great Gift!

Well, it's been about 10 weeks now, but our book is finally out and available both online and in stores.The IT Girl's Guide to Blogging with Moxie debuted to a great response and it only gets better!&...
Posted by Joelle on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:01:00 PST

Last Chance for AIDS Walk 2007!

Hear ye, hear ye!   I met my goal yesterday of $500 for AIDS Walk 2007!!  Thank you, steve t. (URL?)  for your donation that pushed me over, making the grand total raised thus far ...
Posted by Joelle on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:35:00 PST

Please Sponsor Me in AIDS Walk 2007!

It's about the time again!For the 4th year in a row, I'll be walking for HIV/AIDS in San Diego's AIDS Walk 2007 on September 30th in Balboa Park.I started a little late with my fundraising this year, ...
Posted by Joelle on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:59:00 PST

Blogging with Moxie available for Pre-Order Now!

Our first book, The IT Girl's Guide to Blogging with Moxie is now available for pre-order on Amazon.com!  To say we're totally flipping out is an understatement. I keep going back to look at it -...
Posted by Joelle on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:33:00 PST