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About Me

My name is Y, but you can call me "Jessy's girl." I am an Aerobic Dancer and have mastered many moves, but the one I am the most proud of is "The Monkey." I have three kids. ALL FROM THE SAME DAD (Because, did you know someone actually asked me that question?) A 13 year old son, an 8 year old son and a 20 month old girl who was not planned but who is loved more than words could ever express.I am addicted to Starbucks, reality TV and to getting really good deals through coupons and "club member" savings (Please, respect The Costco Card.) I am extremely competive, and if you don't believe me, just ask my husband about the time I sold him out to win a game of Taboo.If you're waiting for the part where I speak of my love for walks on the beach or slow dancing in the rain, you're going to be disappointed because my idea of a good time usually involves things like "farting on command" and "doing The Worm".You don't have to tell me how awesome I am, I already kinda know.
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My Interests

My children, my family, stand up comedy (Rob Cantrell, Jay Mohr, Bert, Jamie Kennedy, Todd Glass, Alonzo Bodden, Kevin James and so on and so forth) photography, writing, and, um, you know, AEROBIC DANCING.

I'd like to meet:

The cast of The Office, but mostly just Steve Carell. Charles Barkley, Kobe Bryant, Tommy Lasorda, Nick Lache, Regis Philbin, Dr.Phil, Ricki Schroder, Kevin James, Leah Remini, Jodi Foster, Flavor Flav, this one guy named Rich who has a blog that makes me laugh.And, of course, YOU.

Music:

I like whatever kind of music I want to like, regardless if people think it's "uncool" or "bad taste." So, keep your opinions to yourself and let me enjoy music, EVEN IF IT IS BOYBANDS.

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Napoleon Dynamite, Silence of the Lambs, The Jerk, Fatal Attraction, Simon Birch, Glory, Steel Magnolias, I am Sam, Gaslight, The Color Purple, Zoolander, Tommy Boy

Television:

I am a Reality Television lover. Currently loving Survivor, The Amazing Race, The Flavor of Love, Extreme Home Make Over, Dancing with the Stars (do not judge me) Best Week Ever, Intervention... I have to say, the greatest reality show in the history of reality shows was "Mr.Romance" on the oxygen network. My dream is that one day, it will come out on DVD. Because, seriously... awesome.Non reality shows that I love? King of Queens and The Office. (The Office is the funniest show on TV right now. Maybe EVER.)

Heroes:

My husband, my grandpa, Jesus and Charles Barkley.

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Colors

So many of you (and by many, I mean ONE person) were disturbed by the "ugly colors" that I am currently using for my profile.  If you have not figured it out (because you are being very lame by n...
Posted by y on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

I don't know much, but I know you scare me, and that may be all I need to know

I only have one thought regarding the Super Bowl. Aaron Neville has the most horrifying voice I've ever heard and he scares me.
Posted by y on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:44:00 PST