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rob dAmAgE.

i wouldn't have such a big mouth if i had a bigger dick!

About Me

!!!CrAsH CrAsH!!! birds of a feather flock together ATTENTION BANDS!!!! UNLESS YOU ARE A HARDCORE PUNK BAND, OR AN ARTIST DOING SOMETHING AGGRESSIVE & ELECTRONIC, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ADDING ME AS A FRIEND AS YOUR REQUEST WILL MOST DEFINITELY BE DENIED.

My Interests

music- preferably minimal, nothing over produced. sex. violence. stomping hippies, people that wear flip-flops, republicians, bleeding heart liberals, and members of the religious right. video games- first person shooters. movies. women in fishnets. femdoms everywhere- I AM YOUR ETERNAL SLAVE!!!!

I'd like to meet:

people that think for themselves. people that hate hippies. dominant women and the men and women who love them. people that are part of or have contributed to the ASPCA. ORIGINAL musicians. old school punkers. synthpunkers! people who do it (anything creative) themselves. fuck you if you can't take a joke fuck what you look like fuck what the snot nosed bitch on the tv screen is telling you to buy or wear fuck your stupid suv motherfuck your goddamn hummer & fuck your six figure salary given to you for being a good robot.

Music:

dAmAgE eFFeCt. ME!!! check it out: www.myspace.com/damageeffect babyland, the dwarves, kraftwerk, EXPLOITED, Johnny Cash, sex pistols, gary numan, kmfdm, bad religion-new and old stuff you fucks!, MISFITS, peaches, Miss Kitten and the Hacker, slayer, morphine, lisa gerrard, iggy POP! hella, DK, all things jello biafra: enya, the BeeGees, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Electrocute, VIRGIN MEGA WHORE, Skinny Puppy, this is ogre:
i have a total MAN-CRUSH on this bastard! his name is mostly recognized from his work in band skinny puppy, more noteably (in my opinion) was his OHGR project which spawned 2 wonderful albums: "welt" and "sunnypsyop" both albums being as close to perfection as anything i've ever heard!!!!! the faint, client, CRASS, godflesh, SNOOP DOG, mans best friend, the THE, X, duran duran, ROY ORBISON, Queen Adreena, GBH, prong... and the list goes on and on and on.....

Movies:

the wild bunch. fist full of dollars. for a few dollars more. the good, the bad, and the ugly. hang em high. unforgiven. tombstone. young guns 1 and 2. chinatown. AMERICAN PSYCHO. angel heart. evil dead (entire trilogy). BUBBA HO TEP. night of the living dead, dawn, and day. dawn of the dead (remake). dead alive. suspira. inferno. cabin fever. jacobs ladder. fargo. the warriors. anything Ben Stiller related. anything David Lynch related. ANYTHING CRONENBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the fly, scanners, the brood, spider, videodrome, existance, dead ringers, dead zone, etc...) anything John Waters related. Romeo is Bleeding. FALLING DOWN. Permanant Midnight. sultan sea. heat, taxi driver, ronin, good fellas. kill bill 1 & 2. PSYCHO. Vertigo. Bedroom Window. Dr. Strangelove. Clockwork Orange. Full Metal Jacket. (ok i'm gonna stop now)

Television:

arrested development. it's always sunny in philadelphia. twin peaks. miami vice. sledgehammer. simpsons. breaking bad. firefly. aqua teen hunger force.

Books:

hard boiled detective fiction. check out author jason starr, he is fantastic! catch 22. slaughterhouse five. anything Tom Robbins. AMERICAN PSYCO!!! (anything Brett Easton Ellis) my favorite book of all time would still have to be 1984, with Catch 22 being a close second.

Heroes:

!!!!!!Vincent Price!!!!!! David Cronenberg. Roy Orbison. David Lynch. Reggie Miller. BABYLAND. The Punisher. Katie Jane Garside. George Orwell. Peaches.and PATRIC BATEMAN!

My Blog

i finally found the horror!!!

....she said something hopeful as she watched him drown. while the water filled his prison, he kept screaming out someones name, clinging for dear life to the bars that sealed him ...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:21:00 PST

another car accident.

so i got into a pretty bad car accident tonight with a drunk driver who cut a stop sign. i'm depressed. the entire front end of my car is totalled. god knows how long i'll be without transport fo...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:00:00 PST

excerpt from a "should i get a job there" question..

"...........after borders i refuse to work any more retail. i hate it. i hate the fucking human scum, (most at least), the fucking corporate robots and how only the most robotic succeed, but most of a...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:47:00 PST

i finally met Trent

i'd be a liar if i said good ol' uncle reznor wasn't an inspiration to me. i'd be lying if i said that his music didn't help me through some very tough times in my life, or that he wasn't the reason w...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:03:00 PST

new love in my life!

so there is a brand new love in my life! he has been making the days and nights so much better. check out my new pics. this is the closest my mom will ever get to having grandkids from me! (go mo...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST

I FUCKING HATE THE HUMAN SKUM!!!!!

we get paid SHIT. we get SHIT on. we get FUCKED with. we get taken for granted. we HAVE to work on holidays. today i almost got into a fist fight with a goddamn customer. he was most definitely from ...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:03:00 PST

SP’s US setlist 2007

main set: AngerUgliDogshitTormentorPolitikilRodentPedaflyWorlockI'mmor talDig ItAmnesiaHardset HeadFascist Jock ItchHaze  encores: Social DeceptionTestureFar Too FrailBlue Serge God's Gift MaggotC...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

my latest work review

i really can't believe these fuckers! they expect me to care about their minimum wage bullshit job, so once a year they give me a fucking review in hopes that their fucking nineteen cent raise will be...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

david lynch coffee!

why is it that everything David Lynch touches turns to gold?!?!?!?!?! a friend got me davids "signature cup" coffee from his website and by god is it fantastic! now i know what Agent Cooper wa...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:19:00 PST

B4 adding me, please read!

i'm really sick and tired of people spamming up my page. whether intentional or not, i hate it and it has made me far more selective than i was previously. you want me as a friend, write me. let's bu...
Posted by rob dAmAgE. on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:09:00 PST