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Dano Distortion

KILL THE SEXPLAYER, KILL THE DRUMS, KILL THE BASS PLAYER, KILL THE SEXPLAYER, AND MAKE IT ALRIGHT

About Me

If you would like to add me, please let me know why, especially if you are a band...because I get so many before you make your request???....I get a lot of requests, and would rather know the people on my list versus not knowing them.Since the interests section just doesnt seem like enough information already, I'll go into more detail. I enjoy hanging out with friends, going to shows (All-Time Highs, The Grannies, The AMPLIFIRES, FlexXBronco, The Bronx, ADHD, TRICLOPS, My Revolver, etc.) are all bands that I like going to see among many, many others....too many to mention!) buying music (records, 7"s, cd's, tapes, 8-tracks, etc) at records stores such as Amoeba and Rasputin's, BUT MOST OF ALL BEING CLEAN AND SOBER. I also used to write for Varla Magazine, here's a shot from when I interviewed the band, The Bronx for Issue ..11:

SAT FEB. 23RD-THE 18TH MEDIA DISTORTION BOOKING SHOWCASE PRESENTS


The Grannies (HEADLINER!!!)
All Time Highs (Return From Their Hiatus w/a new axe-slinger. Featuring Mark Osegueda Of Death Angel on lead vox. If You Are One Of The Few Whom Have Never Seen Them Live, Then You're In For A Treat...Like Early AC/DC meets THE BRONX Is All I Can Say...Dig It!!!)
Flexx Bronco (San Francisco's Dirtiest Swaggering Sex Rock 'N' Rollers)
The Resurrection (featuring former members Richard and Simon of the Golden Gods)
ANNIE'S SOCIAL CLUB
917 FOLSOM STREET (@ 5TH STREET)
SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94107-1006
Phone: 415-974-1585
Doors 8pm/Show 9pm/ 21 +

My Interests

Being clean and sober, first and foremost.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet someone that has little to none expectations, someone that would like more then just a friends with benefits situation, someone that enjoys having a good time going to shows as well as can just hang going out to see a movie or watching a movie at home. And someone who accepts me completely and unequivocally, and not quick to judge my actions based on specific incidents. Been there and over that.
AOL IM :bluesxplosion13
Yahoo IM: malcontent69
MSN: [email protected]

Who I Would "NOT" Like To Meet: I have a general rule....I will not add anyone that has the following tastes, so that means: no Greenbud Day....no Cum 41....no Limp Dickquick...nodickinmyKORNhole...no Stinkin Park...and no Blink 180poo...no pop diva crap....no faggyboyband crap...no nu-metal crap....no emopoppunk crap....no faggyelectroclash metrosexual crap....a man has to have his principles people.I didn't get this way for nothing folks.

Music:

PETER GABRIEL AND KATE BUSH - "DON'T GIVE UP"

BEASTIE BOYS - "GRATITUDE"

Dead Boys - "Ain't It Fun"

Guns N Roses - "14 Years"

The Who - "Who Are You?"

Backyard Babies - "Highlights"
Nine Inch Nails - "Hurt"
Johnny Cash - "Hurt" (NIN Cover)
Johnny Thunders -"You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Memory"

Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Knock Me Down"

David Bowie - "Changes" (Live)

The Humpers-"Wake Up And Lose"

David Bowie - "Ashes To Ashes"

Jane's Addiction - "Price I Pay" (Live)

Jane's Addiction - "Suffer Some" (live)

Life Sex Death - "Some Fuckin' Shit Ass"

The Pixies - "Where Is My Mind?"

Gallows-"Orchestra Of Wolves"

Dead Boys

Iggy & The Stooges

MC5

Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers

New York Dolls

The Ramones

AC/DC (Bon Scott years only)

Turbonegro

KISS

Iron Maiden

Husker Du

Richard Hell And The Voidoids
The Clash

The Bronx

Big Black

The Birthday Party/Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
/
Black Flag

Bottles+Skulls

The Cramps

Adam & The Ants

The Plasmatics

the Jesus Lizard

Van Halen-('78-'84....Sammy who?)

Judas Priest (Halford Years Only!!!)

The Germs

All Time Highs

The Amplifires

Everything Must Go!

FlexXBronco

The Altarboys

Go Like Hell

The Spits

Dwarves

The Saints

Dead Kennedys

Johnny Cash

COWS

Janes Addiction

The Minutemen

Scratch Acid

Tom Waits

Hanoi Rocks

Psi-Com

Bauhaus

The Adicts

The Pixies

KYUSS

Queens of The Stone Age

KARP

FLESHIES

Discharge

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

Boss Hog

ZEKE

The Melvins

Guns N Roses(first 2 records only)

MOTORHEAD

Unsane

Pussy Galore

Sonic Youth

Shellac

Rapeman

Asbestos Death/SLEEP

Godflesh

Black Sabbath

Bad Brains

Minor Threat

Negative Approach

Fugazi

T.S.O.L

Motley Crue (first 2 albums only!!)

Backyard Babies

The Hellacopters

The Cherubs

Poison Idea

The Stitches

Easy Action

The Scientists

The Datsuns

DEVO

The Tyrades

The Orphans

The Weirdos

The Skulls

Dazzling Killmen

Dr Know

400 Blows

Dead & Gone

The Damned

Thee Michelle Gun Elephant

Circle Jerks

The Buzzcocks

Ed Hall

Electric Wizard

Genocide Superstars

Brainbombs

F-Minus

Strychnine

Penthouse(aka 50 Tons of Black Terror)

Metallica (first 5 records, including Garage Days, before the "Black Album" came out)

Black Furies

The Dirtbombs

Laughing Hyenas

Brainiac

SUPLECS

Rocket From The Crypt

SLAYER

The Misfits

Agent Orange, Airbourne, Akimbo, Alice Cooper, Angry Samoans, Annihilation Time, The Avengers, Bad Wizard, Badstrip, Bang Bang!(the original bad asses from Detroit Rock City!!), Barkmarket, The Baseball Furies, The Beastie Boys, Beat Senseless, Bible of The Devil, Big Business, The Binges, Blatz, The Bloody Hollies, The Bourbon Saints, Boys Next Door, The Briefs, Broken Teeth, Bullet Treatment, Butthole Surfers, Candy Snatchers, Caspar Brotzmann Massaker, The Catheters, CH3, Cheap Trick, The Clash, COBRETTI, Come, Confederacy of Horsepower, Crash And Burn, Creeps On Candy, Cougars, The Cult, Custard, The Cutthroats 9, D.O.A, The Damned, Danko Jones, David Bowie, Dayglo Abortions, Dear Hearts, Anglo Jackson, Pitch Black, The Enemies, Judas Priest, Shorty(the original one from Chicago), Samhain, Lords of The New Church, The Refused, Ritchie Whites, The Loudmouths, The Teenage Harlets, The Idiots, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, EYEHATEGOD, The Riverboat Gamblers, Mastodon, Men of Porn, The Grannies, The Cliftons, The Undisputed Heavyweight Champions, Tomahawk, Fantomas,The VSS, Neurosis, The Jack Saints, (Charged)GBH , The Heroin Sheiks, High On Fire,Lopez, Artemis Pyle, The Barfeeders, The Oblivians, The Weaklings, Mule, Slint, The Fall, The Hunches, Hammerhead, Enemymine, Dead Low Tide, The Chrome Cranks, Murder City Devils, (REO) SPEEEDEALER, godheadSilo, Rodan, Theory of Ruin, Throw Rag, Texas Terri & The Stiff Ones, Mule, Bastro, Husker Du, Hickey, The Gun Club, Gallon Drunk, Lake Of Dracula, Bob Log III, The Makers, The Adolescents, Antiseen, CRASS, The Exploited, Subhumans U.K., The Paybacks, The Bell Rays, The Demons, The Phantom Limbs, Dimmu Borgir, Brutal Truth, Brainoil, Kylesa, The Snakecharmers, Venom, Dillinger Escape Plan, Night After Night, The Locust, Year Future, Superjoint Ritual, Scurvy Dogs, Napalm Death, The Vibrators, Venoumous Concept, Public Enemy, Public Image Limited, Slug, Dystopia,Talk is Poison, etc.

Movies:


Rubin & Ed
Wild At Heart
Repo Man
Fear & Loating In Las Vegas
Blue Velvet
Taxi Driver
Hardboiled
The Killer
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
A Clockwork Orange
Bad Lieutenant
Apocalypse Now
After Hours

Television:

Dave Chapelle Show, South Park, Adult Swim:Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, Spaceghost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Smackdown, and RAW.

Books:

anything by Jim Thompson, Charles Bukowski, James Ellroy, Hunter S. Thompson, George Bataille, William S. Burroughs, Albert Camus, and Harry Crews works for me. And I write for: Check out The Bronx and The Black Halos interviews, I did in the latest Issue ..11.

My Blog

WARNING: Alcohol Consumption (reposted...too fuckin’ funny!)

....too true!!! thanks Lisa!!! Hahaha!!!From: Redheads Rüle! aka LisaDate: May 20, 2008 3:19 PMDue to increasing product liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion ...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:36:00 PST

FLIPPER AND THE PIONEERS OF PUNK @ THE FILLMORE IN JULY!!!

From: FlipperDate: May 18, 2008 4:58 PMTODAY !!!!! SUNDAY MAY 18TH 10:00AM PRE-SALE OF TICKETS FOR:PIONEERS OF PUNK San Francisco Bay AreaFLIPPERTHE AVENGERSTHE MUTANTSNEGATIVE TRENDTARGET VIDEO 77SA...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:20:00 PST

Butthole Surfers Reunite Classic Lineup for Reunion Shows

...just got this off of Fuzz.com....hope they come this way to SF!!! : )The Fix » News » Butthole Surfers Reunite Classic Lineup for Reunion ShowsBY DOUG MOSUROCK | PUBLISHED MAY 9 AT 1:06 PM | FILED ...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Sat, 10 May 2008 05:48:00 PST

CONTACT HIM IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR MUSIC PLAYED ON THE AIR....

....if you are on a band and are on my list and wanting to get some radio airplay, contact Naked Rob. If he likes your stuff he'll put it on the air. And the man has awesome taste in music!!! Just con...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:49:00 PST

FUNNIEST FUCKING MOVIE OF THE YEAR SO FAR I SAW LAST NIGHT....

...if you have seen it you know what I'm talking about and if you haven't seen it, go see it!!! I was literally DYING of laughter last night!!! definitely worth the 10 bux!!!...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:05:00 PST

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds North American Tour 2008!!!

From: Nick Cave & The Bad SeedsDate: Apr 30, 2008 7:04 AMTour dates are http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=212434537&MyToken=d3af4b94-450d-4678-89dc-95d6 fb5bebbb...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

COMING TO L.A./HOLLYWOOD FROM FRI.APRIL 18TH-SUN.APRIL 20TH

Hey Y’all,So, I’m coming to L.A. for the first time since I got sober for my beautiful 1 year old niece’s b-day (see family pics and default pic for point of reference). I’m s...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

NEW GUN CLUB DOCUMENTARY COMING OUT SOON ON DVD!!!

...can't wait to see this movie!!! HUGE GUN CLUB FAN!!!From: The Gun ClubDate: Feb 29, 2008 7:55 AM"Ghost on the Highway" (Documentary by Kurt Voss, 98 minutes, 2006) A provocative portrait of the la...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:08:00 PST

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHOM CAME AND PLAYED AT ANNIES LAST NITE!

I want to give BIG THANKS to all of those whom made last night possible at Annie's Social Club for my 36th Birthday Bash, starting with the bands, The Grannies, All Time Highs, Flexx Bronco, and The R...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:58:00 PST

Check out this event: DANO DISTORTIONS 36TH BIRTHDAY BASH SHOW!!!

Hosted By: Dano Distortion When: Saturday Feb 23, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere: ANNIES SOCIAL CLUB917 FOLSOM STREET (@ 5TH STREET)SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94107United StatesDescription:The 18th Media Distortion Boo...
Posted by Dano Distortion on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:09:00 PST