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shakalakalaka

james brown will come when you are sleeping and steal your molars.

About Me

I can't see very well and I'm highly gullible. Easily distracted by shiny objects and i like pie. Pie. Pie Pie. And renovations suck. Dirt, dust, dirt, mud, grout,dirt, crap everywhere, you can't walk in a straight line unless you have really long legs to step over all the buckets, cans, stacks of tile, tools, etc. Thank god I have really really really long legs. Etch would need stilts and a good sense of balance to navigate to the bathroom(which he doesn't need anyway. he never poops). He'd be screwed. Little guy is like a weeble. A non-pooping puerto rican weeble. Tragic......... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I like funny people and cats. Especially when you put scotch tape on their feet. And for anyone interested, I really seem to like pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. especially cherry pie. that's my fave. moon pies are ok, but only during mardi gras. mostly cherry pie though. yeah. cherry pie. yum.

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I'd like to meet:

Soupy Sales and a nice pharmacist. And KAPOW!! I'd like to punch Etch in the throat!!! But I'd have to squat down to do it cause he's such a sawed off at the knees little bitch!!!........The Lemonheads

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You scored as Charles Manson. Well, Roman Polanski is not your biggest fan, and you probably don't like his movies. Many admirers of the female form would hate you for the rest of eternity based on Sharon Tate alone. But then, murder is justified after a musical career that should have made you famous goes nowhere and you are left living in the desert with a collection of hallucinogens, braindead hippies, and cerebral visions of global warfare.

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O.J. Simpson


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Music:

music is good. the louder the better...sex pistols, ramones, herb alpert, clash, dave clark 5, new york dolls, dead boys, iggy, descendants, circle jerks, adolescents, adz, jan & dean, stranglers, beach boys, ventures, stevo's vandals, agent orange, social d, peter & the test tube babies, gbh, mel torme, elvis, temptations, brown sound, otis redding, cockfight, dfokf, earls killer squirrel, minutemen, four horsemen, pointed sticks, stiff little fingers ,sublime, unemployed, woodenhorse, both subhumans, surfaris, marvin gaye, cramps, damned, angelic upstarts, the chipmunks, rancid, husker du, husker don't, paul revere and the raiders, thin lizzie, bad religion, all of @rtie's bands, banana splits, fear, dusty springfield,kiss, buddy holly, m.i.a., panty shields, suburban turbans, tenpole tudor, skulls, fishwacker, buttermilk, public image, face to face, runaways, 70s bowie, nazareth, black sabbath, alice cooper, queen, bto, judas priest, blues brothers, specials, 999, motorhead, probot and anything grohl, neil diamond, nofx, me first and the gimme gimmes, spinal tap, loose skrews, bee gees, sha na na, suicidal tennis players, bloodhound gang, infectious grooves, the who, badfinger, jackson 5, the lone rangers, chuck berry, jerry lee lewis, toy dolls, angry samoans, beatles, manic hispanic, jools holland, x-ray specs, los lobos, uti, ian dury, blockheads, tsol, fishwacker, cramps, coc, mother's finest, dave edmunds, cheap trick, blondie, b-52s, devo, harpo marx, rick james, sweet, harry connick jr. pretenders, X, stray cats, green day's first 2 albums, bryan ferry, cockney rejects, undertones, buzzcocks, roy orbison, johnny cash, hanks l & lll, DOA, magazine, run dmc, wilson pickett, zodiac mindwarp, beastie boys, lou reed, mott the hoople, t rex, deep purple, grandmaster flash, dickies, old alice cooper, chron gen, vice squad, dead milkmen, fang, rubber city rebels, shattered faith, wasted youth, floorlords (whatever happened to eso?) old old old black flag, fishbone, c.c.r., cult, old van halen, iron maiden, janus stark, adicts, bad brains, fear, uk subs, flipper, montrose,Social Distortion - Mommies Little Monster

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Movies:

most anything with buster keaton, laurel and hardy and the three stooges; animal house,picture mommy dead, lords of dogtown, dogtown and z-boys, lolita,rock n roll high school, the bad seed,bernard and the genie,greased lightning,grumpy and grumpier old men,heart like a wheel,tommy, Airheads,decline of western civilization, empire records,drugstore cowboy, Shaun of the Dead, domino,the sugar on top, Napoleon Dynamite,team america, Joe Dirt,two mules for sister sarah, on golden pond, Anchorman, red asphalt, Detroit Rock City,tommy boy,the beguiled, Saving Silverman,that clint eastwood/jeff bridges movie where blood leaks out of bridges ear at the end when he dies after they get the money out of the old schoolhouse..that movie rules!! ack! it's called thunderbolt and lightfoot! Sid & Nancy, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Office Space,the machinist, The Professional, blow, Caddyshack, Some Like It Hot, Fargo, my favorite year, Suburbia, Bubble Boy, Another State of Mind, Blues Brothers, Braveheart, Mystery,Alaska, U Turn, get the bitchure?

Television:

Comedy Central, Boxing, Judge Judy, Cops, Chappelle, My Name is Earl, The Office, Mencia, Arrested Development, The First 48, Rescue Me,ugly betty,intervention, Planet's Funniest Animals, nip/tuck, bbc news, weather channel.

Books:

the last one i had the luxury of time to read was burr by gore vidal. now i barely have time for reader's digest.

Heroes:

Mom, Dennis, Dimwit and Stevo...R.I.P. Also my Dad, my kids and anyone else who tolerates all of my hormonal bullshit. They are the TRUE heroes. I can be a real handful... oh and etch for putting up with all of the insults. some of them aren't even deserved. but most are. he's a real bitch. the guys working on my house deserve some attention too. the floors look spectacular and if you can get over the funky ass colored walls, the ranch is shaping up quite nicely, thanks. should be on the market soon, therefore i should be back home in sunny socal as soon as i am through with closing and packed. hurricane alley. gack. fuck hurricanes erin, opal, georges, danny, earl, tropical storm isadore, hurricanes lili, fucking ivan, and katrina. and it's both the heat AND the stupidity...er...humidity. too much wet heat, too many conversationally challenged, "do what?" inquirin, few teeth havin', grit eatin', leaded octane usin', busch drinkin, "ya'll" sayin, spam lovin, deep fry everythingin, etc. OH and i have a sweeeeet honda generator for sale. holds a battery...just push one button and you're powered up!!... and last but not least, Willy Wonka for inventing the gobstopper, for were it not for those, i would surely starve to death.

My Blog

hermosa beach

last night my daughter called me at work to tell me that our cat Blue Blue Kittie had been hit by a car and killed.  she just had kittens 2 weeks ago.  now i have 4 pretty kittens who just o...
Posted by corn fed & farm raised! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

chitlins

why is it that when you have kids, you completely rearrange your life, put your own needs on hold, experience new shades of love that you never saw before, would lay down in front of a train, only to ...
Posted by corn fed & farm raised! on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

annoyances

things that annoy me: using the phrase "do what?"  instead of any other request to please repeat, i didn't hear you. people who drive 55 mph in the fast lane and the idiot going th...
Posted by corn fed & farm raised! on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

poppin the blog cherry

well since this is my very first, i will keep it short. life is just jim dandy right now. got a pocketful and i'm playin hookey so it's all good. might even live on the edge and venture out tonight. l...
Posted by corn fed & farm raised! on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST