"In the end, it's not so much to succeed in life as it is how to survive the life you have chosen."
Hunter S. Thompson
Unlike wine, I'm not improving with age....it's only getting worse....
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RRRPOBEMS!!!
Let me clarify, for all youse prying eyes and soap opera generators, I am, and always will be a nihilist. The dictionary defines it as: "A doctrine that denies moral principals and social obligations".
In layman's terms that means that I dont give a fuck. Here today and gone tomorrow and whatever happens inbetween is just whatever happens, no more, no less. I do whatever the fuck I want, plain and simple. I refuse to spend a single second being concerned about how you view me, I could care less. Worry about yourself instead.
Nietzsche once said "who wishes to be creative, must first destroy and smash accepted values". If your life is ordinary and boring, its your fault, you made it that way.
So don't ask me no questions
And I won't tell you no lies....
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Which drunk are you?
You're GG Allin kinda drunk
Drenched in urine and vomit, you stopped caring about self image about 3 lives ago, you're a shame to humanity and your death will be a relief to most of us... yet, such enduring life of filth amazes us somehow.
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You Are 0% Gentleman
You're one crass guy, and you generally don't care if the world knows it.
Be careful! You're scaring people away, especially women.
Are You A Gentleman?
Sobriety's sworn enemy, it's the....
I'm the "head alcoholic in charge" for Georgia's very own ultra hip, cool, drunk rock all stars - THE LOOSE SKREWS, buy our CD's "Have Another Brew" and "More than A Few" NOW!!!! Despite my "just got outta prison" good looks, I'm a terrific motherfucker, pay no attention to rumours, lies, and gossip, its just a fucking fact, ya dig? I'll go to war for ya if yer in my corner and if ya aint, life must suck being you. Got no time for bullshit, I cant stand two faced self promoting poseurs or self absorbed shallow scene whores. I'm a 2nd generation punk rocker (circa 1981), 1st show was Black Flag @ 688 in 1983, got to sing "Police Story" with Rollins and I aint been the same since. I served 8 glorious years as a skinhead in the '80s. Got plenty of horror stories. I was a member of FOES (Fraternal Order of Eighties Skinheads) here on myspace, until they fucking deleted it, bastards. (Tony should start FOES.com) I hate the music of today, (except for Kelly Clarkson and Fall Out Boy), I spend more time listening to English/American Punk/Oi!/Rock N' Roll from '79 to '85. I was the bass player/singer/song writer/shit worker/ booking agent/label rep/van driver/roadie for Stool Sample 1996 - 2004 RIP. I dont have any expectations and I sure as hell aint got no regrets either, buy me a drink or two, cheers!
No, I'm not fucking kidding....
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
Me and my mom!
and my mom is way more punker than thou, here she is in Nov 1984!
You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40!
What's Your Beer Personality?
"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street,
I think two things: One part of me wants to take her home,
be real nice and treat her right;
the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick." Ed Kemper
"I'm a professional kids, dont try this at home...."
You scored as Al Swearengen. You have carved out your powerbase from the mud under your feet and you'll be damned if some cocksucker is going to take it. You know how to play the fancy politician's games, but you know how to play things the frontier way too. If that means getting blood on your hands, so be it. (Al Swearengen is played by Ian McShane)
Al Swearengen
100%
Calamity Jane
94%
Alma Garret
81%
Seth Bullock
81%
Trixie
63%
Doc Cochran
56%
Cy Tolliver
50%
Joanie Stubbs
50%
Mr Wu
31%
E. B. Farnum
19%
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Stacy is my momma bird.
Rotger's Deadly Sins
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Pride: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 84%
You will die in prison, in a puddle of your own blood. How Sinful Are You?
Chaddy, Johnny, Me, Eddie, Rick in FL, 1987
Joe, Me, Eddie, J.J. & Shanon @ Hooper's, 2006
Your Seduction Style: The Basketcase
You're beyond seductive, you're downright tragic! You try to live life in vain and fail at seduction on a grand scale. You have a low self opinion and lethargy that most people lack. It's these handicaps that make you seem mediocre - and you truly are! What Is Your Seduction Style?
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What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::
Punk
You're a classic punker. A hard headed strongly motivated alcoholic. You probably like a lot of bands that musically ignorant dipshits don't really know about. You consider people who work at Junkman's Daughter to be posers. Your favorite saying is probably "fuck the human race!
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Nihilistics for life!!!
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You're Atlanta's Town Drunk
Drinking is the only thing that makes your existence comfy, you'll continue this lifelong battle with the bottle til you succumb to cirrhosis, hopefully soon! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You Are 88% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy. Are You A Sociopath?
Stool Sample @ 513 Club, 1998
This may be The Best Times....
I know its only punk rock but I like it.
White Trash Hardcore Rock N' Roll!
you'll be gettin 20 years of bad luck now...
I've been draggin a backpack called "katie"
hotter than a thousand tomales!
my hero!
Rotger Rotgut --
[noun]:
A person who is constantly drunk
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The making of "Have Another Brew", Oct 2005
Blood for Blood
What hardcore band are you?
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the usual shenanigan's @ Hooper's
The apple doesnt fall far from the tree....
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Loose Skrews @ Swayze's 2006
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