METAL BY NUMBERS: This is some funny shit!!! |
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Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT |
NEW JOKE! |
A DOCTOR IS IN HIS OFFICE ONE DAY WHEN IN WALKS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HE HAS EVER SEEN. THE DOCTOR THINKS TO HIMSELF THAT HE WOULD LOVE TO SCREW HER. HE THINKS OF A PLAN. T...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:05:00 GMT |
BRAND SPANKIN' NEW JOKES!!! |
A COP ON PATROL DRIVES PAST A BAR AND SEES A MAN LYING FACE FIRST ON THE SIDEWALK AND A WOMAN SQUATTED NEXT TO HIM. WHEN HE STOPS AND GETS OUT, HE NOTICES THE WOMAN IS FINGERING THE GUY’S ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
JOKE OF THE DAY! |
A LITTLE BOY OVERHEARS SOME OF THE OLDER BOYS ON THE PLAYGROUND ONE DAY TALKING ABOUT "BITCHES" AND "PUSSIES". THE BOY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT SO THAT AFTERNOON WHEN ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
IF YOU LIKE JOKES YOU'LL LOVE THESE!!! |
A MAN AND WOMAN GET MARRIED AND SPEND THEIR WEDDING NIGHT AT THE MAN’S PARENTS HOUSE. THE NEXT MORNING, THE MOTHER PREPARES A WONDERFUL BREAKFAST. SHE GOES TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND CALLS ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
BEEN A LONG TIME COMIN' BUT HERE'S SOME JOKES!! |
A VERY DRUNK MAN SITTING AT THE BAR ASKS THE BARTENDER WHICH WAY TO THE RESTROOM. THE BARTENDER POINTS HIM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND OFF GOES THE DRUNK. ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER, EVERYONE IN THE PLAC...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
AND ON THE SIXTH DAY, CAP'N SAID LET THERE BE JOKES!! |
A SINGLE MAN, AFTER RETIRING FROM THIRTY YEARS AT THE SAME COMPANY, BUYS TWENTY ACRES OF LAND IN THE MOUNTAINS OF ALABAMA. THE MAN SELLS HIS HOME, HAS A CABIN BUILT ON THE LAND, AND MOVES T...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 12:08:00 GMT |
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT....... |
TWO OLD GUYS ARE PUSHING THEIR CARTS AROUND WAL-MART WHEN THEY COLLIDE. THE FIRST OLD GUY SAYS TO THE SECOND, "SORRY ABOUT THAT, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY WIFE AND I JUST WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION."&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
END OF THE YEAR JOKE BLOWOUT!!! |
A YOUNG INDIAN BOY GOES TO HIS MOTHER AND ASKS, "MOTHER, HOW DID MY SISTERS AND BROTHER GET THEIR NAMES?" "WELL," RESPONDS THE MOTHER, "YOUR SISTER IS NAMED CORNFLOWER BECAUSE SHE WAS CONCIEVED IN A ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
I GOT YOUR JOKES RIGHT HERE!! |
THREE OLD MEN ARE SITTING AROUND DISCUSSING THEIR HEALTH ONE DAY. THE 70 YEAR OLD SAYS, "I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE A GOOD PEE. I STAND THERE EVERY MORNING, WITH IT DRIBBLING OUT. I GO ALL THE TIME F...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
