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Etch, beyond 51.50!

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About Me

No need for stupid slideshows, glitter or graphics here. If you're unable to visualize what interests me, then go find yourself some imagination. In the event my ACID tongue is too bitter for your tastes, so to speak, then move along
Me, Etch! An ordinary run-of-the-mill f-up. A certified lunatic! Priorities: My offspring and the two from whom I sprang (first); enjoying this earth (second); enjoying the people I share it with (third). Spiritual faith, social truth and Capt Morgan rum are imperatives. Sustenance, currency, and all else are secondary and nearly meaningless to the foregoing. Weaned on rum, I'm just an L.A. Area Newyorican punkrock pisces biker, holding at 49 1/2 (I can't bring myself to utter fi, fif..), 5'6", 160 lbs, hygenically immaculate, noncustodial father of 17 y-o daughter. I'm a well-traveled USC psych grad with super-enduring friendships, and rarely act my age. I'm methodical, have extreme patience and a filthy-rat Harley, but no real job or home. I'm nostalgic, which translates to packrat! I'm perceptive and considerate, adept at sophistry, I rarely enjoy time alone and am brutally honest to a fault: I will tell you if you smell, but I appreciate that sort of honesty in return. I'm witty, but kinda slow, so I suppose that makes me slow-wittied. I'm a carefree unruly chop-busting romantic psychobitchfromhellay-magnet nite-owl pillbilly that loves the fine arts and dive bars. Love to drink, hate to puke (crapping out the mouth?! Not in the last 27yrs). Love to cook, hate to eat, only 'cause I hate to poop! Must shower after poop. So retentive, my eyes are brown. Cheating death, dodging the law, one day at a time. I normally test and flagrantly defy most unnecessary rules, laws and orders. I simply abide by most of the Ten Commandments. I'm habitually tardy, unorganized and I procrastinate. I plan only hours or at most, days ahead. I've never experienced boredom; I imagine boring people get bored. Don't expect ME to entertain you, but I likely will.... Occasionally caustic and abrasive; yet sometimes sweet, passive, and normally lo-pro' chill. My loving and doting mum is responsible for the occasional delusions of grandeur. Mary's ridicule swiftly ensures that my ego plummets. Hater? Nope. Separatist and sometimes cynically prejudiced? Sure. My aftn starts when your eve ends, however, I'm not tweakin'; jus' keepin' the hours of my nearly lost youth. I use, but never abuse. What else might account for the random twisted thoughts that pass through my dizzy head? Oh yeah, I can still do cartwheels at my age. What I've missed in stellar musical performances (of which there's very little I haven't seen), I've made up in near-death sexperiences and sexcapades. Enjoy the photos, keeping in mind that pics from the better nights are too incriminating to post.

My Interests

Motorcycle roadtripping, particularly the less-travelled bits of Rte.66, tennis, freedom-fighting, Bill Kurtis-documentary watching, bowling, giggin', scuba, snowboarding, waterskiing, couch/web/shoulder surfing, USAFB & NAS airshows, small theatre and independent flicks, large caliber firearms and WMD's (screw tolerance), cryogenic preservation, chemical preservation (Capt 'n' Coke, 'Ludes and stuff), cooking, occasional pooping and camping, Cruiserline Ventiports, discount and grocery shopping, and laundry. Pork, beef, shellfish, lamb, duck, veal, darkmeat turkey and chicken, in that order! Greenbeans, greenbeans, greenbeans. Green/redleaf, romaine, butter, and ceasar salads. Sharpest cheddar, swiss, jack, cream, cottage, and bleu! Fresh fruit and sourdough! Papaver somniferum and all its derivatives. I can't be PC, and can't be bothered with the Cal.P.C., bored games, network sports, stand-up comedy, shallow insincere materialistic folks, liars/lawyers, govt employees, poor listeners, career politicians, or porn. Sleep and daylight are overrated; I'd be fine if the sun never rose again as long as there's the monthly full moon.

I'd like to meet:

Friends and lovers from the FUN variety, and specifically looking for a feminine passenger/companion, or more, if we click. One that makes my toes curl; not my lunch hurl. Seeking emotionally strong sensual spontaneous passionate proportional opinionated selfless imperfect common-sensed gal who has never fallen the way of black interracial dating. Must drive AMERICAN or nothing at all. Call me ol'-school, but I like fur down there in the underwear. Little or no kink, dramatics, store-bought glands, tatts or piercings, and clean looks are a plus. Also a plus: A well-paying job outside the house and an existing cold spot next to you in the sack. Biggest plus: You wear glasses and underwear (thongs are not underwear!). They say I'm gonna make a nice bitch for some butch. Don't hit me up if you don't have more than a few lines about yourself, unless I already know you or your music. And for those I know, I will kill for good insurance money, but please don't set me up for one of those hidden video stings. I'm gonna be havin' fun with or without you; but wouldn't mind having a witness to mi vida loca.

Music:

(Punk): At the Drive In, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, SubHumAns, Conflict, Antisect, Descendents, Rhino 39, Angry Samoans, Abrasive Wheels, Fear, Angelic Upstarts, Samiam, Icons of Filth, Knapsack, Business, Jawbreaker, Germs, Toy Dolls, MDC, Adolescents, XRay Specs, Goldfinger, Flipper, Dickies, Manic Hispanic, Damned, Minor Threat/Egghunt/Embrace/Fugazi, GBH, Oxymoron, 4Skins, Partisans, Legal Weapon, Stranglers, Alleycats, Vice Squad, Da Pigs, Sham 69, Sin 34, Buzzcocks, DOA, Stains, ChronGen, Coicle Joiks, Varukers, "Stevo" Vandals, Nip Drivers, Go Betty Go, Chiefs, Dead Boys, early Social D., early Clash, China White, Murder City Devils, early X, Mau-maus (both), 45 Grave, Gonads, Los Plugz, Poison Girls, Mentors, Rotters, Eddie and the Subtitles, Yobs, Superheroines, Middle Class, the Last, Speed Queens, Wasted Youth, Black Flag, TSOL, DK's, (Progressive): Van der Graaf Generator/Peter Hammill, Caravan, 3 Mustaphas 3, The Flock, Focus, Roxy Music, The Move, Yes, Keith Tippet, Soft Machine, (Gabriel)Genesis, King Crimson, Silver Meter, Gentle Giant, PFM, Gong, (Pop/Rock/NewWave): early Stones, Devo, Elvis C., Runaways, Love, Berlin, Grupo Sportivo, Motels, Joplin, Ramones, Guess Who, (Mosley) Faith No More, Wall of Voodoo, Joe Jackson, Suburban Lawns, Seal, Turtles, Gerry and the Pacemakers, Talking Heads, Blodwyn Pig, P.I.L. but not SexPistols!, CSN&Y, Four Tops, Jethro Tull, CTA, Patti Smith, Seeds, Pogues, Dick Dale, David Peel, B52's, 5678's, Standells, Cramps, Mama & Papas, Shangri-las and any P.Spector oldies, Cream, Pretenders/I cream for Chrissie Hyndes' voice!, Righteous Bros., Jim Carroll, Zappa, Paul Revere, Sinatra, Animals, Todd Rundgren (Classical/BigBand/Salsa): most any! Say no to: Rap, especially gangsta, Metal or speed Metal, Thrash, Industrial, Disco, Country, and finally, Classic Rock such as Led Zep, B Sabbath, CCR, Seger, Eagles, Who, Springstein, and the such make me ill, esp. after 1000+ plays! If I hear Free Bird one more time, I'm going postal. Simple music, I suppose, for SIMPLE people. In a 1977 radio interview, John Lydon of the Sex Pistols played two tracks from the album and expressed his admiration for Hammill in glowing terms: "Peter Hammill's great. A true original. I've just liked him for years. If you listen to his solo albums, I'm damn sure Bowie copied a lot out of that geezer. The credit he deserves, has just not been given to him. I love all his stuff".

Movies:

U-Turn, (Truman Capote's) Glass House, Straight Time, My Cousin Vinny, Godfather (I & II), A Clockwork Orange, Romey and Michelle's HS Reunion, Cape Fear, 10 Things I Hate About You, Unfaithful, Heat, Cujo, Taxi Driver, Angel Eyes, Sea of Love, Dirty Dancing, Straw Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Silver Streak, The Weather Man, Brokedown Palace, Crash(1996), Blood Feast, Two Thousand Maniacs!, Female Trouble, Breakfast Club, Salton Sea, White Palace, Blood In Blood Out, The Other Side of Midnight, The Exorcist, Full Metal Jacket, Hollywood Knights, Honeymoon in Vegas, Goodfellas, Portnoy's Complaint, Casino, Firstborn, Dead End, Crime in the Streets, Hot Rods to Hell, Little Children, Repo Man, Chrystal, Boys Don't Cry, Wizard of Oz, The Warriors, Citizen Cane, Wknd at Bernie's, Midnight Express, It Happened in Hollywood, Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein vs the Wolf Man, Dead Alive, Damn Yankees, Godzilla, Rodan, The Blob, Invaders from Mars, Fearless Vampire Killers, The Crawling Eye, 3 O'clock High, Clerks I/II

Television:

(A&E!) Anything with Bill Kurtis narrating (A.J., C.C.F., I.R., I.H., rape, murder, rape AND murder; I like rape!), Dog The Bounty Hunter, Any network news program, Mail Call, Dirty Jobs, Sixty Minutes, Meet the Press, Three Stooges, Felix the Cat, Twilight Zone, Totally Busted, Married with Children, Jay Leno (Never Dave!), Punky Chips A'Oi! ( Commercial !), Most Geico one's, especially the cavemen and M.Wallace's kid cousin, PBS, IFC, SUN, TLC, THC, SCI, DSC, MILT, NGC, CTV, Food.

Books:

Bible, dictionary, law, science, Hitman, PDR, news & rags.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Everybody who lives like today is their last, Duane "Dog" Chapman, Peter Hammill , Steve Croc Hunter Irwin, Nubs, Richard " quig " Quigley- my recently deceased mentor/hero and co-founder of the Helmet Law Defense League , patriots Randy Weaver & Tim McVeigh, murderers/rapists Charles Ng & Leonard Lake(not so much for their crimes, but for their abilities to avoid the justice system!), robbers Emil Matasareanu & Larry Phillips, moguls Howie Hughes & Warren Buffet, Stephen Yagman (of Yagman & Yagman & Reichmann fame) for the courage to take on the LAPD LASD and other lowlife abusers of civil rights. ALL of our fallen and active soldiers and veterans.

My Blog

My best mortal hero, quig, has achieved mortality

On Jan 1, 1991, California's mandatory motorcycle helmet law went into effect, and I was none too pleased with being pursuaded under threat of arrest about how I was to dress myself.  I swiftly ...
Posted by Etch, beyond 51.50! on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

Merely my most recent revelation concerning happiness

There are those who spend much of their time attempting to explain and control our thinking about our existence and origin, such as scientists and theologens. There are others who attempt to explain ...
Posted by Etch, beyond 51.50! on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:51:00 PST

About my master: music

Are there too many bands listed in my music? Not if you figger that I've been obsessed with all of these artists at one time or another and have seen most all of them perform live, and many, repeated...
Posted by Etch, beyond 51.50! on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:43:00 PST

Slam Dancin'

I recently attended a Varukers gig with my bfft Mary and others, and was pleasantly lulled (as if one can be lulled at a Varukers gig!) back to earlier gig memories.  Like those back in the day b...
Posted by Etch, beyond 51.50! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

Break Dancin'

Well, I just finished cookin' up over four pounds of b'fast sausage and bacon, just to have at the ready.  This brings the total amount of bacon that I've cooked in the past 60 days to nearly fif...
Posted by Etch, beyond 51.50! on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

Don't you dare dis' MY flag on your import!

What the fuck is it with foreign-driving liberal fucks, that they normally fly MY country's flag upon their import vehicles? Does it help to alleviate the guilt they experience, having sent all those ...
Posted by Etch, beyond 51.50! on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:28:00 PST

What am I on about?

Please excuse my perplexing ever-changing headlines. They reflect the random impulses that buzz my mind like tourete's tics, normally during my daily shower. I guess if it doesn't change for awhile, y...
Posted by Etch, beyond 51.50! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST