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tmntderf

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About Me

i hate my bellybutton , every time it gets touch i feel like i juz got kicked in my nards!!I am a savage nomad travelen place 2place solving peoples problems along the way.i love importcars,bboyin ,dancn,and jus haven fun partin.my 2 sons Ethan and Aiden i love very much.lifez hard b n the drunknbudha but in the end,"THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!!!"some people call me n my bestfriends crazy or insane,but i like 2 just consider us mentally halerious!! movies layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

make people laugh n smile,hav a good tim always,sing out loud,mak funny noises,n whistle alot..i like 2 pee on things,GUINESS is tha greatest thing invented next 2 air..

I'd like to meet:

people who can match or surpass my extremly high levels of sarcasim,FRIENDZ,dorkz,nerdz,primatez,amphibianz,freakz,pira tes,veggies,oh ya bodatious babes,SINGING SETHROPODS,tap dancing qaudraplegiks,talking rodents with a badcase of halotsis,cyborgs with xzagerated eyebrows,a dj with nohands,that guy with tha horseshoefish stuck 2 his head ..rek tha next generation,johnclod van dam smacked up on heroin n a fith of vodka,the cisco kid,tha people undertha stairs,some1 who bleeds rainbowcolored blood,etc....

Music:

tv show and cartoon theme songs,jamesbrown,jackson 5,al green,asiandreamers,devotion,killers,the beatles,mychemicalromance,hawtnorneheights,kai,bobmarly,silv erstien,tha darkness,weezer,dredge,the misfits,crass,danzig,perfectcircle,thedanmed,social d,eric b n rakiem,and whatever feels right

Movies:

zombie movies,monstersquad,teenage mutant ninja turtles the trilogy,evildead2,armyofdarkness,disneymovie classics,darkcrystal,secretofnime,SNATCH,teamamerica,chasen amy,breakfastclub,weddingsinger,frearnlothin,layercake,deada live,red sonia,and other stupid stuff

Television:

the family guy,robotchicken,harvybyrdman,american dad,aquateenhungerforce,metalocaliypse,ufc,12oz.mouse,mostly adultswimm and music television.

Books:

ya bookz .....do comicbooks count??

Heroes:

teenage mutant ninja turtles and usagi yojimbo,"the stinkyrabbit",well educated hoboz with cheapvodka on there breath,ninjahs that r loud but deadly,the guy who invented velcrow, n swearing nuns.NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT!!

My Blog

GGrrrrrrr!!!give me voilence!!!

sorE people, i dn't want u 2 get tha wrong idea. lets juz say there r 2 things in my life that i need sex n voilence n latey haven't bein getttin either so if u don't get it FUK OFF!!   &nbs...
Posted by tmntderf on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST

glotnee

mass-produced, n sold by value no wonder why nations family, by the tons eat the lies, shit out your soul troubles hard to ditch, now try to get away living large, grill them all n your food taste th...
Posted by tmntderf on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:06:00 PST

lookin forward

i can't wait to see you,gaze into eyes like stars above as screams of joy hide, behind a smiling grin  all my thaughts,  are have you forgottin me my brain can't function, with out thaughts ...
Posted by tmntderf on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:01:00 PST

mollify

life is hard, like concrette walls i build with my own hands stress cracks form, from moving land that won't let me settle greymatter not cured, tensile thaughts labeled unstable troweled smoth exteri...
Posted by tmntderf on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:38:00 PST

RESPIRATE

breath u inside,n hold u there i don't wana let u out, so theres pain left here i can't hold it no more, no !.my will is strong in beside my heart,is where you belong i hold my breath, my life is wai...
Posted by tmntderf on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 09:30:00 PST

WAKe

if your feelin blue,lets go sniff some glue take ur time,i won't wait for you count your sheep,i'll prey for you i hate you bitch,but i still love you i wake up,not wanting to cursed with lifes,dis-h...
Posted by tmntderf on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:48:00 PST

empty

my life is shallow ,n so borin all alone,i feel so hallow tawrn 2 shreddz,theres no one else time 2 time i think of u,i'm so sorry that i left u now that i want u, theres someone else the warmth thats...
Posted by tmntderf on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:41:00 PST

memor-Ez

bind the clock,leave no hand unbinded mind leaves body,looped dreams im confineded smurks left on face, a hint of joy mixed with laughter or saddness with a hint of disaster dialated eyes,sweaty palms...
Posted by tmntderf on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 05:13:00 PST

your still there!!!

your still there but i can't let u go its so different now u may not but i know why acquired siliences when i wanna express what i feel inside it hurts 2 hear ur voice but i don't want 2 let u go i wi...
Posted by tmntderf on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 06:22:00 PST

TAWRN-MENT

scarred up body, skabbs r forming visual thaughts, left in my mind thou that thinks, but u can't see them broken dreams, i left behind smoke of flesh, a drug 2 numb lifes sarrows empty, i feel with ou...
Posted by tmntderf on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:14:00 PST