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Dickie Chaloopa, M.D.

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About Me

***** Available at: http://stores.lulu.com/Delinquent ***** BUy a Hundred Dozen, i won't tell your mom or your minister.

My Interests

I am innnerst'd in: the color Yellow, MEAT, reps & sets, a good clean fight or some old fashN'd DRTy boXXXing, anti-patriotism, calves/feet, football, d@rk beer, y mis dos hijos... Creating, smashing stuff in angry fit, ranch dressing iZ good 2 dip fr3nch frieZ N. I like to cook but NoT a big fan of cleaning- i do it anyway... Letting go and dancing to some h@rdKore DNB SuMTyMZ... Getting Away. MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE IS FUN 2.

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hellz ya

I'd like to meet:

Ben Shawn, H. Bosch, Caligula (at the height of his insane rule) time travel & go see Chopin play his Nocturnes then hang out w/ Van Gogh & read some poetry with Edgar A. Poe, would luv 2 BITCH-SLAP GEORGE W. BUSH, peeps w/ love4 muzic & art / peeps with a lust for life... who else??? DUMB WHORES ARE FUN 2 MAKE FUN OF, and a publisher who will pay me a large sum of money and a contract for another book.Mike TYSON... for the entertainment value:

Music:


"Pigs" (music video)
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Movies:

American Psycho, Edward Siscorhands, Clockwork Orange, City of God, Ravenous, I am Legend was good but not great / Jim Jiramush films / Scorsese films / Requiem 4 a Dream / 300 / some Kubrick films - Fav. of all time: Fight Club - it made a lot of sence at the time it first came to theaters... Abstract films from Maya Daren / THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Television:

NO TV. background noise to draw or paint to. When i getta chance I like to watch something stupid that lets me not think, like Reno 911 or Chapelle Show.... love boxing though, Boxing's a chess match w/ fists, been a falcons fan since way before Vick came along. Fam. Guy, etc... Oh, and UFC fights!

Books:

Faulkner, Kafka, Hemingway, Henry Miller, poetry is no longer in my lif3. "Tropics of Cancer," by Henry Miller was one of my all time favorite books. "Naked Lunch," by W. Burroughs was a good one too. "tHE Average American Male" bIO'S ON LENNY BRUCE AND HOWARD HUGHES. I HATE tampon books. Def. of a tampon book: A book, usually written by a female author, that is all about women shit. CAN't Fk'n Relate. Oprah book of the month club is a prime example.

Heroes:

Achiles, Faulkner, Ben Shahan, mom took 8 bullets and's doin gr8, Albrecht Durer, & the DJ's that spin the deepest, darkest, sickest DNB --> thank you. i always had a soft spot in my heart for the villain or the anti-hero... "the man you love to hate."check this shit, fukkr's: funnyordie.com check out JON Lajoie***ON A SIDE NOTE: i think hippies are a waste of time and space. If you are a hippy, please, go kill yourself, or atleast take a g.d. shower - yu bongwater phukks.

My Blog

The Lights

when i was 16, driving on a hwy in rural Nebraska, i saw 3 lights hovering... rotating... they were blue, yellow, and green. they were not man made and they WERE there. they were something not of this...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:10:00 PST

Philippines, most corrupt of E. Asia (Gloria Arroyo admin.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlgvPQ9vCcAPhilippines, rated number one most corrupt of E. Asia, during the administration of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Rated by the World Bank ...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:00:00 PST

2008 MTV VMA’s

This sort of thing usually isn't my shtick, but i felt compelled by the emptiness and void of content that is MTV.  Here's a copy of my comment, using the code name: "Michael Jackson's Tissue" on...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:12:00 PST

filthy panties, part 1

you sick fukkr's, i can believe u open'd this... if you're like me (and i know i am)... then, if you could, you would, and you can, so you will............................................check this ou...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:08:00 PST

Gallery Night RECAP!?!?!?!

RE:  Gallery Night PENSAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOP34. Revolution Studio, 528 W. Garden St., 437-0007: New Comer! A full service salon and spa featuring mixed media paintings by Mikie Banks (Coallus); Abstra...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:27:00 PST

Wedding D@Y

ANGIE:I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT LOVE WAS TILL YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE. BUT, THE MOMENT YOU DID, I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHAT IT WAS.2 AND A HALF YEARS AGO, AFTER KNOWING YOU FOR ONLY 10 DAYS, I ASKED YOU TO MARRY M...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:42:00 PST

recipie for kick ass steak!!!

heyheyhey,,,,  for those of you who don't know me personally...  i like to make upfood dishes cuz i like to eat healthy/good shite!!!i made this up this morning and it is awesome: Recipe for...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:00:00 PST

BLoGG3r P@g3(S)

heyheyhey, ya'll......  check out my blogger pages !!!BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGG P@g3!!SHIGLEY-Scraps/Blogsnewest entry:  CHAPTER 3 Excerpt             &...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:52:00 PST

WEBSITES...

hello, hello.....  i have a couple of websites.  mainly, 2 promote the new book.  check 'em out when ya'll gotta minute...www.authorsden.com/aaronlshigley(AND)www.stores.lul u.com/Delinq...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:51:00 PST

DeL (i) nQu3nt ARTICLE

hello hello...  i found this article with mentioning of my book from Omaha, NE.  check it at:  http://www.thereader.com/books    (or)   just read it below... ...
Posted by Dickie Chaloopa, M.D. on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:25:00 PST