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FILTHY VON PHILIS

I am here for Friends

About Me

IF Angus Young, Prince, Iggy Pop,Too $hort, Billy Idol, Marc Bolan, Mike Ness, Johnny Cash, Elvis(circa 68) Hank Williams, Eddie Spaghetti, Henry Rollins, Bon Scott, Bootsy Collins, Johnny Thunders, Marc Chagall, Boy George, Adam Ant, Johnny Ramone, Flea, Rod Stewart, Baron Von Munchausen and Rodney Dangerfield were to gang bang Joan Jett and she got pregnant. I would probably pop out!!!!

My Interests

I'm obsessed with Unicorns right now and that right there makes me RAD!!!! I'm a Rocker, I Rock out, I'm really good at Rocking out and I do it alot!!! Basically i'm into going totally nuts and speaking only in movie quotes. Drinking lots of soda water and getting up to pee like 50 times a night. Also lately I have had this fascination with taking my clothes off in public, I guess I'm just really bored. Example, the other day at 8:30 am i ran around a gas station in my Dynomite undies and scared a bunch of old people. Don't believe me? We have it on Video!!!!

I'd like to meet:

THOR... The MANICORN... Old soul's and bitter hearts. Girl's if you wanna be my friend you to have to have a personality and a vagina(this is San Franscisco)be funny, well manicured, into music, like to go to shows, artistic, have a sense of style and not scared to get into a bit of trouble ( I like TROUBLE). I like a girl who can wear a t-shirt and jeans and totally be cute. Then if we are going out to a show or a club she is able to do a 180 and make herself the center of attention or not give a fuck and still wear a t-shirt and cons ( I like girls in chucks, gets me everytime). Oh! and ya gotta like hotdog's and AC/DC!!!! Guy's, well their ok ya' know... Shake their hand say "hello" "Goodluck" but girl's... you can hug!!!

Music:

I used to work at a record store, I play in a band (FLexXBronco) and I have been working in clubs and bars for over 10 years. Turn me on to something I haven't heard yet or something I should know about. I'm more into new stuff these days than I am into old stuff so c'mon I'm listening!!!

Movies:

The Funny stuff; The Fast Times...The airplanes... Mike Myer's movies... Ben Stiller movies...Anchor Man... Spoofs... Comedy troop stuff; Wet Hot American Summer, Brain candy, Super Troopers. Ya know funny movies you quote for ever!!!

Television:

Conan, Southpark, Adult swim, family guy. I like celeb reality shows, I like those alot. Funny shows from the 70's and 80's. Oh and I kinda like X Files and Star Trek... it's fun, what!!!

Books:

I like to read about historical and autobiographical stuff!!!

Heroes:

My grandfather Aladino Stefani, Elvis, Iggy Pop, The Ramones, Johnny Cash, Mike Ness, Frank Sinatra, people who did it their way!!!

My Blog

Naughty Sag, please read

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) --Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.True love is being shaved.Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.And they LOVE to t...
Posted by FILTHY VON PHILIS on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:56:00 PST

my interview in sugarbuzz mag

not to shaby check it out:http://sugarbuzzmagazine.com/bands/flexxbronco/flexx.htm l
Posted by FILTHY VON PHILIS on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

Nice guys

Chad posted this... I'm a nice guy and boy howdy are we idiots!!!! I think with my dick a bit more than the average nice guys but to each his own!!! to every guy that walked her to her car.:...
Posted by FILTHY VON PHILIS on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:08:00 PST

Hippies with attitude

Stupid ass Hippie bike messangers.... Body: I was at pop's tonite, Wed... And this damn hippie ass bike messanger retard rips my rag out of my back pocket like we are playing flag football or ...
Posted by FILTHY VON PHILIS on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 10:20:00 PST

Tasty!!!!

I'm going to lay you down face first.... I'm going to unbutton your pants just a little so there hard to take off... I don't want you to talk... I want you to leave your bra on... I want to stop and l...
Posted by FILTHY VON PHILIS on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:38:00 PST

About me

I am an eternal child!!! I love to laugh and I love to make people laugh, inside jokes are the best. My best friendships have been created around laughing and humor. I am honest and way to damn loyal....
Posted by FILTHY VON PHILIS on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 06:16:00 PST