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Smutstrutter

Shock & Strut Specialist

About Me

From the gut-wrenching stenches off the banks of the Ohio Valley, there roams a rebel, or deserter better known. With every intent to harm, she plunges into the desolate highways in search for bridges to burn. Some call her Smutstrutter, but to you, friends of old and new, "Miss Misery"Dark Art Emporium By: SmutstrutterSLEAZEGRINDER

My Interests

I like T-bones, T-backs, and T-birds. I like giving the bird. I like recieving the bird. I like lemonade and Jack Daniels. Pinups and Strippers. Comic and records. You go to the mall to shop/ I go junkyards to collect thoughts. I like deadbeat poets and forgotten music. You go to Korn concerts/I go to just about anything released on Mans Ruin. I dig The Wild Wild West and pushed up breasts. Rolling thunder and human wonders. Horror films and 80's slasher are in like skin with me baby! img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/smutstrutter/big _101.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by

I'd like to meet:

And Where: Sawney Bean (in a cave) River Phoenix(in heaven), Dario Argento(in hell), Asia Argento(in a robe), Tim Burton(in an opium den), Tom Savini(inside a crop circle), Bridgit Bardot (in a hot tub) Johnny Cash(on a dance floor), Mike Patton(in an elevator), Nick Zedd(on a bus), Annie Sprinkle(at the grocery store), Vampira(in my nightmares), Ed Gein(in an outhouse), Dwight Frye(cell block floor), Robert Crumb (in the library), The Sandman(at night), Death(in my windshield), Despair(on the bathroom floor), Diliarious(on the commode), Destiny(in the lifelines on the hands of the beholder) and Poe(at a voting pole) ...becasue who I'd like to kill is whole nutha story. Grab a pitch fork!

Music:

Acid King, Altamont, Alabama Thunderpussy, Antiseen, Assjack, Atomic Bitchwax, Black Sabbath, Butthole Surfers, Brothers Of Conquest, Brant Bjork, Cash, Candy Snatchers, Clutch, Carcass, Church Of Misery, Celtic Frost, Demented Are Go, Dead Mayden, D.A.C., Danzig, Death Breath, Death Piggy, Dio, Dixie Witch, Dimmu Borgir, Dwarves, El Guapo Stuntteam, Eagles Of Death Metal, earthlings! Electric Honky, Elvis, Electric Wizard, Eye Hate God, Emperor, Evil Beaver, Faith No More, Fu Manchu, Gwar, G'NR, Goatsnake, Gluecifer, Guitar Wolf, Hellacopters, The Hidden Hand, Howlin' Wolf, High On Fire, Honky, Hookers, Jethro Tull, Kyuss, KISS, Manowar, MOndo Generator, Motley Crue, Genitorturers, Merle Haggard, Murder Junkies, Misfits, Motorhead, Mr. Bungle, Monster Magnet, Men Of Porn, Melvins, Pentagram, Nebula, Neurosis, Nashville Pussy, Nazareth, Napalm Death, Nine Pound Hammer, Orange Goblin, The Obsessed, Obituary, Oblivians, Porn, Priest, Penance, Ratt, Reverend, Rock City Crimewave, Roadsaw, Scissorfight, Stones, Sleep, Slayer, Spirit Caravan, Supershit 666, Turbonegro, Tomahawk, Venom, Vibrolas, Waylon Jennings, WASP, WICKED WISH, Witchery, Zeke, Zodiac Mindwarp And The Love Reactions!!!

Movies:

TWO LANE BLACKTOPI Spit On Your Grave, Maniac, Torso, Salem's Lot, Derranged, Werewolves On Wheels, Suspiria, Burn Witch Burn, Zombie Lake, The Hills Have Eyes,TCM, Mystery Train, Lost HIGHway, Road Warrior, Thelma and Louise, Sid And Nancy,

Television:

Cold Case Files, Dawg: The BOWnty Hunter, Biography and Travel Channel, Joe Bob Briggs Drive-In, The Porter Wagoner Show, HeeHaw

Books:

The Very Breast Of Russ Meyers, The Electric Kool-aide Acid Test, Collateral Damage, Psychotic Reactions And Carburetor Dung, Fucked By Rock, Books OF Blood, 999, The Complete Collections OF Edgar Allen Poe , Severed: The Black Dahlia Murder, Cannibal Killers, Zodiac Unmasked, Necronomincon, history and reference books

Heroes:

Sharp shooters, Snake Handlers, Truth Polluters, and Arm Wrestlers

My Blog

Outskirts Of A Ghost Town

I rolled in from Cinncinnati last night around ten o'clock where I had spent my New Years in front Unknown Hinson at The Southgate House across the bridge in Newport, KY. The historical house was buil...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

Letter To Santa

Dear Santa Claus, I have devised a list for you this year, because I finally realized I forgot to leave you one the past 27 something years, and now I know why you never shooved your wide ass through ...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST

Little Stevens Rollin' Rock A Gogo

There are some people in this world that have no business holding a camera, and I happen to be a part of the intoxicating majority of them. There are, also, some people in the world that have no busin...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

Beyond The Wall Of Sleep

Messy night tonight. Wet roads and fogged windshields almost caused me plow over these kittens scarfing on something in the middle of the street. They too didn't even realize I was coming un...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST

Master Violator: The Magician of Violation

It appears my pix violated a few laws on the internet. I got enough goddamn rules and regulations to follow while I'm grocery shopping, let alone remember some contract my saliva wouldn't be...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

Valley Of Darkness

Last night was spent with one of my best friends in the whole Satanic world watching one my favortie bands in the whole Satanic world. Only would Adam Neal have a birthday on a Full moon with Celtic F...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

Wicked Weenie Pix & Other Fun Carvings

Loraine Bobbit WOODN'T have been more pleased at my Holloween party I threw last Saturday. Homemade wine, family, and friends without a dime make my days worth while at times. The side of the doublewi...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:54:00 PST

Head For The Hills

Bush is coming to town! I've already built a bunker, filled a cantine with vodka, (which also serves purpose as a disinfectant) and sawed off my shotgun. I'm not talking about the piss-poor beer&...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST

Haunted Crows Nest

As for those who Care A Lot, I'm having a Halloween party on the 28th. I spent the afternoon in Caufields in downtown Louisville picking out my costume. The only clue I'm giving you is it's been done ...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

My Own Personal Jesus

Religion is something I don't discuss much, unless I've been drinking. You see, I do a lot of praying when I'm drunk, more so than when I'm sober. I usually pray that the law don't pull me over, or ge...
Posted by Smutstrutter on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST