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CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY

Booze, broads, car chases, corruption and revenge - all the things that make life worthwhile!

About Me

I set myself on fire for Belgium's most amazing rock band EL GUAPO STUNTTEAM. Adopted the name "Captain Catastrophy" from one of the great people featured in the amazing DANGERFREAKS television series. Big fan and self proclaimed expert of anything b-movie, exploitation, sexploitation, horror, grindhouse features etc...I throw together movies once in a while on a big screen and bring culture to the people. Shit...sounds like I should get paid a whole lot more just to be me! So get in touch! Anyway, hell of a nice guy but wasn't born yesterday. There's a big chance i'm not gonna like your band. "ANYONE who's ever said that the Rambo movies suck can seriously go on ahead and blow me."

My Interests

Check out some "captain" action in EL GUAPO STUNTTEAM'S BACK FROM THE GRAVE video by Toon Aerts:

I'd like to meet:

Soul brothers and sisters.

Music:

Soundtracks, Rock N Roll, Golden Oldies, Country, Punk Rock, Classic Rock, Motown, Old US Hardcore...Anything with balls and soul...

Movies:

Anything with Joe Spinell, The Candy Snatchers, Beast With A Gun, Blazing Magnum, Defiance Of Good, Dark Star, Violent City, Cannibal Holocaust, Rabid Dogs, Street Law, Bloody Friday, Brothers till we die, Violent Rome, The Exterminator, Exterminator 2, Anything with Charles Bronson, Mad Foxes, Cannibal Apocalypse, Tenement, Stunt Rock, Death Cheaters, Danger Freaks, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, The Man From Hong Kong, Stone, Turkey Shoot, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, Hooper, The Burning, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and II, Aces Go Places, Invasion USA, The Warriors, Assault On Precinct 13, They Call Her One Eye, Cannibal Ferox, The Last Hunter, Vigilante, MS 45, The Evil Dead, Hell Of The Living Dead, Emanuelle In Prison, Django, Cut Troat Nine, Last House On The Left, Nightrain Murders, 800 Bullets, House on the edge of the park, Cut and Run, MadMan, The Nailgun Massacre, Pieces, Rats Of Manhattan, The NY Ripper, Contraband, The Beyond, Anything by Scorcese, The Godfather saga, The Hills Have Eyes, Rio Bravo, Truck Turner, The Disco Godfather, Day Of The Beast, I spit on your grave, Death Proof, Hostel II, The Devil's Rejects, Combat Shock, Shogun Asassin, Kill Bill Vol I and II, Jacky Brown, Demons, Creepshow, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Knightriders, Martin, The Crazies, Season Of The Witch, Return Of The Living Dead, Missing In Action II, Piranha II, A lizard In A woman's skin, Grunt! The Wrestling movie, The Toolbox Murders, 18 bronzemen, Revenge Of The Ninja, Lonewolf Mcquade, The Wild Bunch, Straw Dogs, The Sore Losers, Basket Case, Fight For Your Life, Island Of Death, Repo Man, Bad Taste, Children shouldn't play with dead things, Violent Professionals, Suspiria, Tenebrea, Deep Red, Eaten Alive, Death Trap, A fistfull Of Dollars, Once Upon A Time In The West, Once Upon A time In America, Bronx Warriors, Street Trash, White Fire, Smokey And The Bandit, Gone In 60 Seconds, The Junkman, Xtro, Candyman, Short Eyes....you get the idea.

Television:

Family Guy, Family Ties, All in the Family, Friends and To Catch A Predator.

Books:

The zombies that ate Pittsburgh, Everything I always wanted to know about filmmaking I learned from The Toxic Avenger, SlimeTime, Psychotronic, Last House On The Left-The Making Of A Cult Classic, Savage Cinema-The films of Rugero Deodato, The X rated Video guide, Edward Bunker, Sonny Barger, Chuck Zito's Street Justice...Anything real and bad ass!

Heroes:

Grant Page

My Blog

Here’s some more fire action!

Video results soon!! Footage by Doris Vice....
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:51:00 PST

CAPTAIN T-SHIRTS

That’s right! Get yours now.¬20 or $30Shipping and handling included....
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:18:00 PST

MORE FIRE VIDEOS, TV STUFF, BLABLA....

TMF: BAND PROMO MTV: Me with Johnny Casino's Easy Action: El Guapo Stuntteam meet The Datsuns: ...
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:02:00 PST

EL GUAPO STUNTTEAM videos moved here.

BATTLES ACROSS THE STEREO SPECTRUM: BACK FROM THE GRAVE: ...
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:57:00 PST

BIFFF part 9

Last part for this year of my adventures at the Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival. Well, like they say, times flies when you're having fun. Couldn't realy believe we were shooting the las...
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

BIFFF part 8

Let's see...Friday was troma day...filmed some funny stuff but i'm not sure what anymore. At the fest they serve TROLL beer, pretty heavy shit and maybe I had one too many. Or five or six or..Got a fr...
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:18:00 PST

BIFFF part 7

A day without any complications and just pure fun. No, Fuck fun, this was great. Spent a good part of the day sitting on a bench with none other then Bill Lustig as he told me all about Joe Spinell, S...
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

BIFFF part 6

More then halfway trough, been some busy days! Presented the Masters Of Horror series today and drank some beers. Good job I have for a change. Sure beats fixing toilet seats. The trainride home was a...
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

BIFFF part 5

Good day today but these trainrides are pissing me off. Imagine me sitting there, minding my own business as usual, thinking about my precious girlfriend in a far away country when some asshole girl c...
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST

BIFFF part 4

Not much going on today. Almost strangled some old man in the train for breathing trough his nose too much. Found a great soundtrack at BIFFF though, Violent Rome. Love that shit. Talked about action ...
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST