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Jessie

I'm the perfect picture of mental health... as long as I pretend to be someone else

About Me


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I front a rock n' roll band called "Jessie Von Presley", and I also do stand up comedy. I write, songs, prose, poetry, and jokes. I love art and incorperating it into every aspect of my life, from my clothes and music to my cars and home decore. I'm into a lot of things, but unfortunately there doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day to accommodate everything. Other than my music and comedy I like to work on cars, run, bike, hang out at the beach, and at bars, but not bars at the beach. I enjoy building model cars, playing my acoustic guitar, and driving way too fast on curvy roads in my hot rod. I have a lot of interest in politics, and I'm pretty far to the left of things. I'm very self analytical, and realize that I'm a little self absorbed...among other things. I have done lots of crazy things in my life that could've gotten me killed or locked up, but since I was lucky enough for that not to happen I have a lot of great stories, or so I'm told. I haven't had a relationship in years, but that's pretty much impossible in Hollywood so I've been dating for some time now. I'm not sure which of the two is worse. Fortunately for me I'm not one of those people who base my happiness on other people, so you see being a total narcosis has its advantages :)

My Interests

song writing
hot rods
guitar
singing
stand up comedy
fashion
writing
prose
poetry
art
antiques
restoring furniture
politics
progressives
liberals
conspiracy theories
thrift stores
vintage clothing
victorian houses
old school choppers
t-buckets
model cars
camping
the outdoors
bicycling
dirt bikes
off roading
wood and metal crafts
traveling
talk radio
news
world events
The Howard Stern Show
Sirius satellite radio
The Pacific Coast Highway

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet all types of interesting characters, this is one of the great things about living in Hollywood. Obviously I get along well with people who are into the rock scene, hot rods, and who appreciate a prolific dick joke. I'd like to meet people with a passion for life, and those who are fearless. I feel really lucky to have a handful of amazing people in my life, but then again I have another hand that could use a few more.

Music:

ROCK, BLUES, FUNK, PUNK, SOUTHERN ROCK, BLUEGRASS, metal, jazz, rockabilly, soul, industrial, new wave, country (pre 80's), swing, and folk.

here are some bands I really dig.....

AC/DC
Aerosmith (70's era)
Alice Cooper
THE BEATLES
Bill Monroe
Billy Joel
Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan
Bob Segar
Buddy Holly
Carl Perkins
Chuck Berry
The Clash
CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL
DAVID BOWIE
Earl Scrugs
Electric Six
ELVIS PRESLEY
The Foo Fighters
George Thurougood
GUNS N' ROSES
Hank Williams sr., jr., and III
Harry Chapin
Howlin' Wolf
Janis Joplin
James Brown
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jessie Von Presley (my band)
John Lennon
Lester Flat
Little Richard
Loretta Lynn
Louis Prima
The Mammas and the Pappas
MARILYN MANSON
Marvin Gaye
Ministry
Muddy Watters
Nashville Pussy
NEIL YOUNG
Nine Inch Nails
NIRVANA
Primus
PRINCE
Rage Against The Machine
r.e.m.
THE ROLLING STONES
Roy Orbison
The Sex Pistols
SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
Soundgarden
The Stray Cats
Stone Temple Pilots
The Talking Heads
Tom Petty
Type O Negitive
The Violent Femmes
Weezer
THE WHITE STRIPES
White Zombie
ZZ Top

Movies:

American Graffiti
Born On The 4th Of July
Edward Scissor Hands
Coalminer's Daughter
The Godfather
Joe Dirt
Easyrider
Cabin Boy
Buba Hotep
Friday
Coming To America
Private Parts
Stand By Me
Casino
Goodfellas
Vanilla Sky
Magnolia
I'm gonna get you sucka
The National Lampoon Vacation movies
Great Expectations
The Matrix trilogy
Somkey and The Bandit
The Gambler
Tumbestone
Dracula
Frankenstein
Young Guns 1&2
The Back To The Future trilogy
Days of Thunder
Scent of a Woman

Television:

The Munsters, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sanford and Son, and The Soprano's

Books:

I like to read books on current politics when I have the time, but then again I hate to read those books because I get all stressed out and pissed off when I realize there's nothing I can do to change things.

Heroes:

I don't think I have one

My Blog

From The Inside Out

Standing up on a soapbox Center stage in the spotlight Caught in the eye of a storm I can see, but there's nothing insight I can only hear the sound of myself Along with the silence and roar of the c...
Posted by Jessie on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:47:00 PST

Punk Rock Cribs... thanks guys!

Well after a long day and a lot of help from my kick ass friends we wraped up the shooting for my first comedy skit "Punk Rock Cribs". It was a pretty involved shoot, I'm amazed we got it all done in ...
Posted by Jessie on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:24:00 PST

The Black Moon Ballads

As you may or may not know I'm now working on an acoustic album, well for the past few months I haven't touched it, but tomorrow I'm back in the studio to put vocals on the romantic Beatle-esqe tune "...
Posted by Jessie on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:54:00 PST

Idiocracy

Here is a clip of all three presidential candidates on WWE (word wrestling entertainment) dumbing it down to appeal to the wrestling fans of the country. How scary is this...that our future president ...
Posted by Jessie on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:09:00 PST

A few things in the works

I’ve been very busy lately with my creative endeavors in comedy and music. As for the music, not only am I still in the studio working on my acoustic album "The Black Moon Ballads" which is a pe...
Posted by Jessie on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:43:00 PST

Friend Whore

I've heard that term "friend whore" thrown around in the myspace world, and while I have a vague idea of what people mean by that I'm not exactly sure because, well you know... I'm straight :) An...
Posted by Jessie on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:48:00 PST

No Vacancy

Obviously from the tittle, this is a follow up to the last blog I posted. I won't bullshit you, the other day was a hard one to get though, but I'm feeling much more up beat today, Yet nothing has rea...
Posted by Jessie on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:15:00 PST

Pretty Vacant

There's no one here anymore. So many things to do, and nothing but time on my hands. Yet, I can't make myself do anything, getting out of bed is getting harder every day. Like I have a show that I nee...
Posted by Jessie on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:20:00 PST

yet another new year

It seems as if the new years are coming sooner and sooner with every year I age. This being the last new year of my twenties I can't help feeling somewhat tragic. Not only because I can no longer be d...
Posted by Jessie on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:49:00 PST

A sad Cinderella story

Last Saturday night I go to The Rainbow with my friend Marcus, and while there he got me stoned. I'm not a regular pot smoker, and do not react well to it. So we're in the upstairs bar and I start zon...
Posted by Jessie on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:23:00 PST