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★Madame Cuntface★

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About Me

My life's philosophy:

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First off, I hate emos. Second, I am a world class BITCH. You don't like it, don't talk to me. Other than that, if you wanna know, just ask. I'm an open person, so ask and I'll tell. And I love meeting new people, so feel free to message me anytime.
My philosophy on life:

THANKS JOSH!
I have 4 tattoos, see below:

The man I got this tat for. I miss him so much. I love you Matt!



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Open minded people. Especially those who don't fit neatly into categories assigned by the ignorant masses. They are always more interesting. I like everyone unless they treat me like shit. If you like treating people that way, don't bother trying to talk to me. And I would like to reiterate that I am a WORLD CLASS BITCH! If you can handle that, cool, come say hi. If not, fuck off, you whiny little bitches aren't worth my time. But still, I'm very social, so don't hesitate to introduce yourself. However, DO NOT ADD ME IF....
-You're a friend collector
-You just want to fuck me (It's not gonna happen.)
-All you have to say is "Oh my God you're so hot." (If you have nothing else to say, I have no reason to talk to you.)
-You think I'll be your friend just cuz we live in the same city (If you have nothing in common with me, chances are I probably won't talk to you much.)
-You plan to argue with me about my core beliefs
-Everyone on your friends list is female (Do you really think I'm dumb enough not to see through that?)
-You have problems with any of my friends (If you want to bitch about my friends to me, you will be sorely disappointed when I stick up for them, not you.)

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My Blog

My number one.... wow, sounds corny

Anyway.......boredom struck. Sucks for you guys. Can you answer 51 questions about the 1st person on your top friends list?Don't change your top friends.1) What's their name?Josh2) Does he or she have...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:06:00 GMT

Dog Breeds

According to the American Temperament Testing Society, which tests dogs by breed to ascertain how well they relate to people, these dogs all scored 100% American Foxhound American Tunnel Terrier Az...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:57:00 GMT

This past week...............

Has been hell. I was going to post a big long blog about everything that has happened, but I just answered an email and decided I'm too lazy to type it all out right now. So, let me just post this as ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:42:00 GMT

My answers should make an amusing contrast to Josh’s......

How old were you the first time......1. Fell in love? 19 or 202. Got a myspace account? 19 maybe?3. Got drunk? no idea......10? 4. Smoked weed? 125. Got French kissed? 8 (funny story)6. Went to the ho...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:13:00 GMT

Poem about this bullshit war

Illegitimate War Young menBarely out of their teensFighting everydayFighting yourIllegitimate warForGasolineFighting to supportTheir ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:28:00 GMT

Full Metal Jacket

If you haven't seen "Full Metal Jacket" yet, go rent it. Or, if I really like you, call me and you can borrow it. I bought it tonight at Wal-Mart, because it is one of my favorite movies ever. It is h...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:28:00 GMT

First Attempt at Art Photograpy + Photoshop

Alright folks. As the title says, this is my first attempt at using my digital camera for artsy photography, and editing them with photoshop. Let me know what you think. You can be honest, but don't b...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:44:00 GMT

Why?

Why is it wrong to want to show off my body? And I'm not talking about naked. I'm talking about wearing (at the very LEAST) a corset and short skirt. I'm talking about just being sexy, and being proud...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:44:00 GMT

The Keys To My Heart

..> The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.In love, you feel the most alive when everything is un...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:47:00 GMT

Lynette was brave enough to do it, so I'll try it too.

Tell me what you really think about me. http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Nobody's+Bitch
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:46:00 GMT