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EL PRIVATES

About Me

Buy an El Privates CD at Amazon.com and feel that much better!!!!El Privates started out as a band of a different genre (metal) and name. They morphed into a new entity that takes on every genre with a twist. From 70's mustache rock to 50's radio jingles, El Privates is a unique musical experience. Their first album is like a soundtrack to a movie that will never be seen or a Chinese fire drill in your CD player. El Privates not only wants you to eat healty, but enjoy their music because it is catchy like a case of the ol' TB. They're a band that has to be heard to fully understand. The song, "A Christmas Warning", is a nice little holiday song that you'll never forget and hold dear to your heart for years to come, it's quite the charmer! Their first album is out and is going to knock the doors off of bathroom stalls everywhere. Buy an El Privates CD at Amazon.com and show all your friends what good taste you have in almost kinda popular music!!!!The Merkin Man - watch more funny videos

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/4/2007
Band Members: EL PRIVATES & Quincy GazooBuy El Privates' music at iTunes!
Influences: Electric Light Orchestra, Blues Image, Sammy Davis Jr. and his glass eye, White Zombie, Frank Sinatra, Prong, Christmas music, Neil Diamond, Queen, Michael Jackson, Slayer, Grandmaster Flash, Mel Blanc, Godzilla vs. Mothra, Claymation.
Sounds Like: A soundtrack to a movie that will never be made or "Lady Chatterley in Space".
Record Label: GetAnAmbulance Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

El Privates: Robots & Dick Wigs (new video & album)

New El Privates music is out today. iTunes The Merkin Man - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:03:00 GMT

A Thought on Robert Plant’s song "In the Mood"

The song stinks&..(listen for proof: click here for cringe worthiness)  It's horrible and it sounds like black sweaty pantyhose on a dead elephant might smell. If I was to be sent off to fig...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:48:00 GMT

Breaking News: El Privates Icelandic Tour Ends On a Sour Note

The rumors are true. While on tour in Iceland, promoting their groundbreaking self titled album (available in retail stores and online), El Privates plane vanished from the radar and nothing has ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:53:00 GMT

Got Wood?

The new El Privates song, "Morning Mahogany", is now available at iTunes, Amazon, Napster, etc. It's a nice little ditty about the mystery known as morning wood. Do yourself a favor and touch up on yo...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:47:00 GMT

Pet Problem on The Howard Stern Show!

Our song "Pet Problem" was played on the Howard Stern Show monday morning during an interview with Red Peters about the song of the year contest. We ended up finishing in second place, but the fa...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:39:00 GMT

El Privates Ringtones!

Do you want to hear El Privates everytime your phone rings? Well, even if you don't, maybe that old lady at the grocery store behind you in the check out line might enjoy a little El Privates when som...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:36:00 GMT

EL PRIVATES on iTunes

You can buy El Privates songs on iTunes, by clicking the El Privates iTunes photo on our main page. That's all, thanks.
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Red Peters Comedy Music Hour (Nov. 5th)

We're quite excited about being featured on Red Peters Comedy Music Hour (Sirius Satelite Radio-Howard 101)! We're seriously pumped! It'll be on November 5th at 7pm and repeats throughout the mon...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:18:00 GMT

NEWBURY COMICS

If you are from the New England area you know about Newbury Comics. Our CD will be available in all their stores starting tuesday October 9th (in the comedy section!) for a nice low price. So go ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:55:00 GMT

Pre-Order NOW!

Our album is ready for you to pre-order it. What better way to spend your money than to pre-order El Privates CD and have it waiting for you on a nice October day, after you come home? Pre-order it no...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:12:00 GMT