STORMY

O.K. Folks, I obviously have had to re-write this section - the first draft didn't read very well, plus there seem to be some provisios required for the small minded wankers that seem to frequent this profile. So here is the revised version:
Sexually active woman very used to getting what she wants and desires. Guess what? Telling me about my own boobs in five words or less is not required. I do not need 'Nice tits' again and again. If you think that you can come up with something good, feel free. But if you are incapable of realizing the 'u' is not an acceptable substitute for 'you' in a message, well, save me the agony of deleting your message and just don't send it.
I am also bi. So far, the women that have contacted me regarding this are infinitely more intelligent than the male populous. Go figure. Ladies, this diatribe does not apply to you - just the penis swinging crowd - apparently only enough blood for one head to operate at a time.
This is not to discourage any interesting people that want to get to know me or chat on MySpace. Just be sure that you are capable of using the english language.
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What Kind of Pirate are Ye? (*Pix*)

Cut Throat Pirate
Aye Aye Captain! You have the attitude to rule the Seven Seas! You like to take charge in life and consider all of your Crew Members as brothers. Your dreams are as endless as the stars in the sky. You share your booty with the ones you trust...which may only be a few. But when it comes to living, you know how to do it right!
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