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Jeffrey

Jeffrey says: head line? head lines are 4 news papers....

About Me


I edited my layout at Bigoo.ws , check out these Myspace Layouts!
I like catching and eating sewer rats.
Craziness is a germ. It spreads fast.
Eating broccoli is scary.
Allergic to apples and turkey.

How evil are you?
I AM EVIL!!! MAWWWHAHAHA!!!

My Interests

Elephant and hippo wreslting.

I'd like to meet:

WWE wrestlers.

Music:

John Cena

Movies:

Better off Dead

Television:

WWE Wrestling

Books:

Garfield comics
Foxtrot comics
Get Fuzzy comics
Spot the Frog comics
Crocodiles for Dummies
Sewer Rats for Dummies

Heroes:

Hero? Isn't that a sandwich? I like mine with sewer rats.

My Blog

Jeffrey is back.

I'm back. I forgot how to log in. ANYWAY, I'll later be posting a blog called "Jeffrey meets the holiday icons & other random people". I don't think Cap'n Crunch will be getting out of that mental...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:09:00 PST

my friend shrimpie......

this is my friend Shrimpie.there are a lot of ways to make him mad and a lot of things he hates. i will list some of the things he hates.......1.sushie2.shrimp cocktails3.people who eat sea critters4....
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

Croc-O-Munchies: Yummy Goodness or Crud?

The humans I live with are arguing with me about my favorite snack food.  They are telling me Croc-O-Munchies are crud and I shouldn't be eating them.  What do you think? Ingredients: High ...
Posted by Jeffrey on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

Cooking with Jeffrey

First, my random thought of the day... Afro's and apples suck.YEAH!!!  PPV WRESTLING TONIGHT!  Maybe Carlito will get his butt kicked and his head shaved.How to cook sewer rats.1. catch sewe...
Posted by Jeffrey on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:35:00 PST

Jeffrey's Thoughts of the Day

Those dating lines are for bimbos that didn't get dates in school.Chihuahuas have huge ears.  Compared to their bodies their ears are huge.Those p-eat-zza sandwhich things at 7-11 are one sorry l...
Posted by Jeffrey on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:38:00 PST

Tag Sucks

People want to know weird things about Jeffrey.  What makes you think Jeffrey is weird?  My sister, Chomp, is weird, but that's another story.  I will try, but this sucks.1. I am afraid...
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:26:00 PST

11 Ways to Tell if Someone is a Bimbo

How to tell if someone is a bimbo.  Jeffrey knows bimbos.1. They wear super bright stupid pink.2. They wear too much lip stick.3. They come up to you all too nice, too preppy.  Anyone too pr...
Posted by Jeffrey on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST

What Fast Food Looks Like and Very Well May Be Made Out Of

Wendys:First, a Poem About WendysYou can go there and get foodBut the people there are loud and rude.We went to Wendys and at the box thing at the drive thru the volume on the thingy was up really lou...
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST

Poems by Jeffrey

Roses are red.Violets are blue.Monkeys have armpitsThat smell better than you.Violets are blue.Roses are red.I'd rather throw a tomatoAt your head.Roses are red.Violets are blue.Toilets look way bette...
Posted by Jeffrey on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:18:00 PST