I am that sneaky .... |
I am that sneaky cop......** It's been awhile since I posted. I have been busy at work with a... Ahem... Difficult customer and have been putting in some long hours. Here is a story from the past for ...
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:46:00 PST |
Myspace lust |
Here is my latest Myspacer that I lust over...
You think she'll give me some play? Leave a comment and tell me why or why not......
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:31:00 PST |
Dirty tag. (UPDATED) |
Dirty Tag.
I was Dirty tagged By Spork, now I have to list 6 reasons why I want...errr....., get to have sex with her....
1. She loves me
2. She puts up with my crap.
3. "She the kinda girl you don't ...
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:24:00 PST |
I am going to get arrested by the FBI.... |
Why I am going to get arrested by the FBI
I am going to get arrested by the FBI one day, I just know it. One of my neighbors is going to pick up the phone and turn me in. The...
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST |
I brought a car to a gun fight....... |
I brought a car to a gun fight
Yup, I am such a tard that I actually brought a car to a gun fight...
I suppose I should start out with a little background info before we get to the good part..
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Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:51:00 PST |
You all are a bad influence on me... |
Here I was at work tonight, no bosses around, able to do whatever I wanted. I have access to 37 satellites in orbit, and more terrestrial bandwidth as I want. I am talking three OC-192s. One OC-1...
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST |
People Who Wished They Were a Jawa |
Curiosity got the best of Spork and she put my picture into myheritage.com. Just to get this out of the way now, neither Bigfoot or Jeff Corwin came up. Seems neither are in their database...
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:52:00 PST |
Just how crazy DO I look? |
Well, life just took a left turn into nutsville here in Casa de Spork. I was talking to one of the guys I work with and he told me that he could get a part time job that makes really good money.....
&...
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST |
Things I have seen on the satellites |
This blog is in response to a question from Sara is North.... whose curiosity I have aroused (not like that!)
I stated in one of my blogs that you wouldn't believe some of ...
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:38:00 PST |
Spork Vs Furball the cat. |
Ok, Spork keeps nagging at me that I need to write more, so here we go...
We once owned a black run of the mill tabby cat. Her name was Furball (original, right?). She wasn't nothing special to...
Posted by Jawa: Master of Spork on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:28:00 PST |
