LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy.

About Me

I have a sick sense of humor I laugh when old people get irate. Its funny when people bust their ass or walk through spiderwebs.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness || 10%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic || 10%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I'm interested in video game, rpgs, cooking, sewing, knitting, and writing at the best website in the known universe.
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I'd like to meet:

Your mother. We would have tea and scones. We would talk about current events and make potholders.

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Click and Drag to help Jenny through the bubbles!

Music:

I listen to damn near anything except country and western. God what is wrong with you people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Hey don't listen to what I suggest for movies. That's just crazy talk.

Television:

ditto for tv as well.

Books:

America, Trainspotting, Memoirs of a Geisha, Stitch n Bitch, Great Expectations, and that's all I can think of right now

Heroes:

Your mother we always have a good time. And my boys they always have a good time as well.

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My Blog

I don’t know because I can. Open mic night with a slice of ignorance.

Yeah I know. I look as though I’m held hostage. Be that as it may I would love if any of my loyal readers all 5 of you would like to show up to the white trashiest shingdig this side of the mig...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:42:00 PST

Holiday hole. See if you can fill in the Hole1

Okay so it's crunch time and I'm bombed out of my mind. Pop Quiz time my gentle readers! The previous sentence can be misconstrued in any number of ways. "Okay so it's crunch time and I'm bombed ...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:02:00 PST

Last time I checked...its time to get Undressed!

For the uninitiated this is an Undressed! blog. On Msn.com there's this columnist by the name of Kat Giantis that basically gets all kinds of bitchy about celebrity and their ill fated wardrobe. I bla...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

Dirty points no showers!

The other day I had a chat with UHBL. You know the man-child that makes me feel like Chris Hansen has my number any minute. Get this he's so damn full of himself too. He wants to hook-up with my MILF ...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:38:00 PST

Do you have what it takes?

Yeah it's Thanksgiving I fucking get it! I'm not doing a Thanksgiving blog for the simple fact that everyone and their turkey lovin' mama is doing one. I'm thankful for not getting a Nyquil enema or a...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST

How can you out....

I just want to make one thing clear. I am not a ruffed up squirrel despite popular belief. Whew! That's fucking that. I got it off my chest. I can take a healthy BM with a clear conscience. How can yo...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:49:00 PST

Customer Service 101

I'm really a very social creature, where as it is no surprise that I'm in customer service. That or I'm too damn dumb to do anything else. Truly and honestly I do enjoy being a food and drink bitch. S...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST

Yes technically, but I do not have the ability.

Last night the bartender called off sick, so yours truly had to woman (I still have a Mighty POON!!!) the taps.Yes technically I have a mixologist license, but that doesn't mean I have the ability. It...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:09:00 PST

I’m blogging about me again disregard as per usual.

My high school reunion is coming up relatively soon. As many of you can guess I'm probably the superlative you think I was. Actually I was a jack of all trades. I was a jock, a band geek, the weird gi...
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:22:00 PST

1-800-DIAL-A-BLOGGER

Why not? I'm bored I've got nothing to do. Email me I'll call and have a short chat. Do it you pussy wha'cha scared of.
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:28:00 PST