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DonkeySosa: 100% Ass

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About Me



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My Interests

Baseball, Reading, Writing, Music, Horror Movies, History, Existentialism, Politics, Restaurants, Spending time with my wife and family

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Opeth, Decemberists, The Cure, Eminem, Megadeth, Blink 182, Joy Division, Opeth, Beastie Boys, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Arcade Fire, Beatles, Bloc Party, Radiohead, Bloodhound Gang, Bright Eyes, The Faint, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, The Clash, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Coldplay, Collective Soul, The Cult, Dream Theater, Death, The Darkness, Faith No More, Franz Ferdinand, Gary Numan, Tool, Trouble, White Stripes, The Strokes, Greenday, Guns n Roses, Hot Hot Heat, Johnny Cash, Katatonia, Imogen Heap, Kings of Leon, The Killers, Lamb of God, Meshuggah, Muse, Keane, My Chemical Romance, Orgy, Nothingface, The Ramones, Pulp, Robert Johnson, The Shins, Silverchair, Spoon, Snoop Dogg, The STreets, Stereophonics, Stone Temple Pilots, System of a Down, Sum 41, The SUndays, Tenacious D, Travis, Type O Negative, Vast, Weezer, Agalloch, Outkast, Beck, Blur, Meshuggah, At the Gates, Sex Pistols, Sepultura

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Friday the 13th series, Zombie, Pieces, Casino, Boogie Nights, Anchorman, Romero Dead Trilogy, Return of the Living Dead, Gummo, Dolemite, The Thing, Halloween, Rear Window, Wet Hot American Summer, House of 1000 Corpses, Freddy Got Fingered, Sleepaway Camp series, Holy Grail, Lord of the Rings, Scream, Office Space, Scarface, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Jack Frost (horror), Commando, From Dusk To Dawn, Sin City, Lucio Fulci films(the master), Better off Dead, The Breakfast Club, Freaks, Team America, Napoleon Dynamite, Taxi Driver, 40 Year Old Virgin, They Live, Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes, Conan the Barbarian (more to come)

Television:

Seinfeld, The Office (UK version), The Brady Bunch, The Three Stooges, Saved By The Bell, Deadwood, Strangers with Candy, South Park, Reno 911, The Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, The Apprentice, Survivor, Fear Factor, Amazing Race, Cheers, Chapelle's Show, Howard Stern, Three's Company, MXC, Sealab 2021

Books:

The Stranger, Native Son, The Naked Lunch, The Great Gatsby, George RR Martin series, It, American Psycho, Glamorama, Rules of Attraction, Dark Elf Trilogy (RA Salvatore), Barsetshire series (Anthony Trollope), Watership Down, A Distant Mirror, Catcher in the Rye, John Adams, George Washington's Crossing, John Jakes series, Pillars of the Earth, The Outsider, Invisible Man, The Fuck-Up, The Way We Live Now, The Talented Mr. Ripley (and the rest of the Ripley series), Toni Hillerman series, The Rabbit series (John Updike), Stephen King, Vanity Fair, Theodore Dreiser, DH Lawrence, Sharon Kay Penman, Edgar Allan Poe, HP Lovecraft, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Nietsche, Sartre, Dante (more to come)

Heroes:

Mark Grace, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Richard Wright, William S. Burroughs, Bret Easton Ellis, FDR, Alexander Hamilton, Abe Lincoln

My Blog

Best Resume EVER

  Today I was reviewing applications and resumes for a position I'm going to be hiring for, when I ran across the best job history entry of all time.  It read as follows:   Place of Bus...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:13:00 PST

Britney Spears is the New Liza Minelli

  In a post on her official website today (read the whole story here), Britney Spears has apologized to her fans for her trashy behavior this year and has promised them that:  "I'll be back,...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

DonkeySosa's Box Office Report

    This Week's Top Story: A Donkey Exclusive: Oprah Behind the Success of Charlotte's Web Chicago - In a stunning exclusive you'll only read here, DonkeySosa has uncovered the reason that t...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

DonkeySosa's 2006 Picks - Music

Boy was 2006 a great year for music.  There were SO MANY albums released this year that Donk loves, that it was tough to choose which ones were best.  But because I am a genius, I eventually...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST

The Apple Dubya Gang - Episode 33

  Good evening.  Many of you have heard the news by now that Saddam Hussein was executed late last night.           And so ends the reign of a brutal dictator.&nb...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

The Apple Dubya Gang - Episode 32

  The President's New Years Resolutions:   January 2004 "Ta stay the course in Iraq."     January 2005 "Ta stay the course in Iraq."     January 2006 "Ta stay the cour...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

Fantasia Barrino, Will you Marry me?

American idol star Fantasia Barrino sure is looking hot these days.  No seriously, she's literally burning hot:     Someone grab her a towel for Christ's sake.  Note to Barrino: 1...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

What Was Your Favorite Xmas Gift?

  DonkeySosa had a pretty good Christmas this year.  I think the highlight was probably sitting in the ER with my mother-in-law for 3 hours on Christmas night after she threw her back out.&n...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

DonkeySosa's Box Office Report - 12/24/06

  This Week's Top Story: Stallone Set to Star in Over the Top 2: Even MORE Over the Top Hollywood - Sylvester Stallone, looking to capitalize on the surprise success and critical acclaim of his l...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

Spuck You Farmer V

    My brother-in-law, Farmer Vincent's Fritters, always has to upstage the Donk comedically.  Witness the following exchange, which took place last night at my mom's 63rd birthday part...
Posted by DonkeySosa: 100% Ass on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:14:00 PST