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Phil Varone

MY MOVIE "WAKING UP DEAD" COMES OUT JUNE 26TH, ORDER NOW ON AMAZON.COM

About Me


I've had a great life of recording and touring. Saigon Kick formed in 1988, and was the start of my quest to make it in the music business. After Saigon Kick, I recorded a great punk record with Prunella Scales. A few years later, I joined Skid Row.Skid Row was an amazing time in my life. I experienced great career highs and achieved childhood dreams. After extensive recording and touring and needing a much deserved rest," Waking Up Dead" was born.
I have enjoyed life , and experienced most everything that comes with it. The good , the bad , and the ugly, and I live to tell a some stories..... Anyone want to listen? Have a look at the trailer to my new movie called "Waking Up Dead" at www.wakingupdeadmovie.com
The movie shows the ups and downs of the music business with very candid and upclose tour footage, interviews, and harsh reality video of what really happens when you have a ticket to do anything you want.
Currently, I started my stand up career, and I am having a blast!!!FROM ROCKSTAR TO COMEDIAN, I look forward to what the future brings..
SEX STAND UP AND ROCK AND ROLL JUNE 2ND LINE UP
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Come join us for an outrageous night of comedy and music hosted by former Skid Row drummer PHIL VARONE....SEX, STAND UP & ROCK N ROLL will be loaded with edge of your seat, relentless comedy, mixed together with Special Musical Guests! This show is definitely NOT for the easily offended....Phil Varone and Guests will leave you wanting more, and you never know who will be sitting in the audience.....This is a must see for rock and comedy fans.
THE IMPROV/ LOS ANGELES
8162 MELROSE AVE
LOS ANGELES, CA 90046
INFO 323-651-2583
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My Interests

Comedy,Movies, Music, Friends, Family, going to the gym,Tattoo's, Producing, writing,drumming, creating, cooking, All in All, anything that makes you feel good, and lets you experience different things.

I'd like to meet:

ALL THE GREAT FANS AND FRIENDS OF COMEDY AND ROCK AND ROLL.. SEE YOU ON TOUR!!!!

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Music:

Anything that is done well. There are too many shitty bands and artists. I have no loyalty to any one type of music. I just enjoy great songs, and players.......I would have to say The Rat Pack is where the buck stops!!!!!! Ok Elvis also.

Movies:

There is nothing like a great comedy. Napoleon Dynamite, Spinal Tap, Blazzing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Good Fellas, Casino, A Bronx tale, God Father, there is nothing like a good Mob Movie, since I am Italian. Garden State, Devils Advocate, Good will hunting , Super size me.On the horror side, I like psychological thrillers.. Seven, Gothika,type movies. I enjoy any type of Documentary. If you can be entertained, and learn at the same time, I feel thats a winner. I am not into blood and gore so much. I did see Friday the 13th " the first one",in the theaters.Other then that, I never really watch too much gore. But the good side of gore is....You can always count on a good sex scene , and while the couple is cumming a spear will pass through both of them . Now thats entertainment....

Television:

Discovery Channel!!!!! Any great forensic show, surgery, and of course the cheese of reality. CSI, Without A trace, Cold Case, Boston Legal, Desperate Housewives, Extreme Makeover, Forensic Files, American Chopper, Inside the Actors Studio, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm,

Books:

Love Non Fiction.........

Heroes:

Mom and DAd

My Blog

JUNE 2ND SEX STAND UP AND ROCK AND ROLL SHOW

SATURDAY JUNE 2ND @ MIDNIGHT THE IMPROV / LOS ANGELES SPECIAL FREE VIP GUEST LIST: EMAIL ME YOUR NAMES AND HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ATTENDING AND I WILL PUT YOU ON THE FREE GUEST LIST.  THE LINE UP I...
Posted by Phil Varone on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

THE BORDER WALL CHRONICLES

GW:  Hey Dick, thanks for meeting me out here.. CHENEY:  Now what did you fuck up? GW: I'm signing the ok to build a 700 mile wall, and I wanted to see if you guys at HALLIBURTON buil...
Posted by Phil Varone on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

THE NUCLEAR CHRONICLES

BUSH:   NORTH DAKOTA!!! YOU ARE WARNED..I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANOTHER NUCLEAR BOMB TEST, OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES AGAINST YOUR COUNTRY. PRESS: SIR YOU SAID NUCLEAR WRONG,...
Posted by Phil Varone on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST

THE MARK FOLEY CHRONICLES

In case any of you have been living under a rock for the last week,  Another great republican (sarcasm) has found himself in a scandal.. There's a fucking shock!!! He was sending inappr...
Posted by Phil Varone on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!!!!!

CHAVEZ: GEORGE BUSH IS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!   BUSH: HEY!! HUGO BOSS BUSH AIDE: IT'S CHAVEZ SIR.. BUSH: RIGHT, CHAVEZ.. WATCH YOUR ASS!! I'M FROM TEXAS, AND YOU SAW WHAT I DID TO THE UNITED STATES...
Posted by Phil Varone on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:10:00 PST

The Tom Cruise Chronicles

Paramount Pictures announced they will not be renewing the production contract with Tom Cruise. Paramount stated they were worried about Tom's insane behavior over the last year, and declini...
Posted by Phil Varone on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:13:00 PST

Oprah's Lesbian Cronicles

How does that fucking Oprah do it? She has been eating pussy for years, and says she's not a lesbian, and everyone believes that bitch.   HEY BITCHES!!!!!! Oh yeah, I ate that pussy Biotch!!!...
Posted by Phil Varone on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST

The Star Jones Monologue's

Barbara: Hey Rosie, did you like that shit I did to Star?  Rosie: You are a sneaky bitch Bab's Barbara: We at the view don't take any shit, by the way, we are very excited to ha...
Posted by Phil Varone on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:39:00 PST

Haley Joel Osment , "Ugly Is A Compliment"

For all of you who do not watch the news, The Super Ugly and non talented actor Haley Joel Osment, was involved in a car accident a couple of days ago. Apparently his luxurious 1995 Saturn S...
Posted by Phil Varone on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:34:00 PST

"Peeping Phil" She Had The Window Across From Me

It's no secret, that I found great use for my Penis, at a very young age. The best day of my life, is when I discovered touching my Ding A Ling was free, and felt better then anything I had ever exper...
Posted by Phil Varone on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:37:00 PST