From twisted guys that get my sense of humor
Kid had it comin'
Which Eddie Izzard line are you?
This is bizarre, yet somehow true...
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I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet anyone who will give me a chance to be wonderful and really make people feel something. Basically, anyone who will have enough faith in me to put me in a freakin' movie already. Help me show everyone that I can do it, or I'll do it without ya if I have to!
I'd like to meet someone who can be there for me when I need them...
Oh, and Tom Petty.
Careful, Jason...!
SuFi!
Procrastination!
The Breakfast Club
I have funnier friends than you do!
Kiki
Momma
The Abbot to my Costello
Hitch
Big Bro
My Favorite
Steak Sauce
Dad’n
Fiddle Faddle
J Donk
Recommended In Small Doses
Dustin
B.J.B
Scotchie
Rockin' Ron
Tyler Van
Aurororo...ra
Clint
Craig
Nothin' But Love
My Sketch Comedy Group
Jim West
Turtle Bro
The Words I Can Never Find
Draven
Meet the Usual Gang of Idiots
These Are *Most* Of The Men Who Don't Know They Love Me Yet...
I don't mind living in a man's world...
as long as I can be a woman in it.
Hugh Laurie
Eddie Izzard
Danny Elfman
Mistah J
Cary Elwes
Jim Carrey
Walt
Brandon Lee as The Crow
Johnny Depp
David Spade
Seth Green
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Robert Mitchum
Steve Buscemi
Denis Leary
Christopher Walken
Ray Park
Jack Bauer (Keifer Sutherland)
Freddy Kreuger
Charlie Chaplin
Movies:
Some of my favorite movies of all time: Secret Window, While You Were Sleeping, Ocean's Eleven, O Brother Where Art Thou, Dodgeball, Jaws, Cape Fear, Be Cool, Clue, THE iMPOSTORS, Ghost, The Grizzly Man, The Jerk, Some Like It Hot, Feivel Goes West, What About Bob? Silence of the Lambs...
SEE?! The dress was WHiTE, not BLUE!!
Also, there's a Bette Davis movie called Dark Victory that I've been DYiNG to do on stage, so if anyone could help me out with that, I'd be more grateful than you could believe. I used to want to do The Princess Bride on stage, but it would be REALLY hard to stay true to the script and not come off like we were mimicking the movie. If anyone thinks they have a way, though, let me know! I wanna play Miracle Max's wife ;)
Television:
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WiLDBOYZ!
Crank Yankers!
I usually come home and set out to watch something from my DVR or HBO OnDemand (*ahem* Lucky Louie), but everytime I turn on the TV, Everybody Loves Raymond is on... and I can't seem to change the channel......
Books:
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THE LiTTLE PRiNCE!!! He's Just Not That Into You, This Boy's Life, In Cold Blood, My Story, The Gun Seller, The Fuck-Up, The Handbook for the Recently Deceased, Hell House, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Catcher in the Rye, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Chocolate War, and every other book that's made me laugh and FEEL. I like those thinkers...
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Heroes:
Harley Quinn, Betty Cooper, and Daisy Mae. Those poor comic icons love some guy hopelessly and devotedly, despite the fact that the guy has absolutely no intention of being with them. Kind of like my relationship with Hollywood.
Like the girls, I can't help hoping that someday they will come around...;)
Watch this: Don't Question It.
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Oh, and one more thing.
Don't. Call. Me. Princess.
My aunt used to call me that. I miss my aunt like crazy.
And I'm no princess.
That is all.
Some highly-recommendable comedians to check out:
Owen Benjamin
Juston at the Tropicana in Las Vegas
Brian Regan
Chopping Broccoli
This always makes me think of my brother ;)
DiSCLAiMER: i'M A JERK!
