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Comedian and Dork, Ron Swallow

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About Me

I am a stand-up comedian living in Los Angeles, CA. I tell jokes, read comic books and books in general, play poker and I am hilarious. Also, I have vast ninja skills. Click here for your own Myspace Layout

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are nice and don't suck. No overly conservative republicans need apply, because they lack the first and have the second in abundance.

My Blog

Michael Phelps is a pro-pot commercial

Most anyone who lives in the world and watches tv knows that Michael Phelps, the Olympic Star, The 8 Gold Medal Winning, the holds 32 world records in swimming, Michael Phelps, was caught smoking the ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:14:00 GMT

Being Lonely

I spend most of my time feeling lonely. The weird thing is I'm not sure why. I have a roommate who lives on my couch and my brother sleeps on my floor. (That is a crowded ass space for a one bedroom a...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 12:36:00 GMT

The death of the stovepiper

Oh my friends. I have some bad news for you all. The Stovepiper Thursday night comedy has come to an end. There are lots of reasons but suffice it to say the Tim Mars and I are moving on to bigger and...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Where is comedy going? or George Carlin died.

It's a sad day. George Carlin died. I'm sure everyone reading this already knows, but it was of heart failure at the age of 71. That's not that bad an amount of years, but it's not nearly enough ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Bringer show discussion

My friend Tim Chizmar wrote a blog talking about a discussion in a comedy forum. I copied his and put a few opinions of my own at the end. OK hi everyone... theres a great debate going on on the SCMe...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:53:00 GMT

The Funny Women show I put together kicked ass!

I wanted to put together a comedy show where the whole line-up was women and awesome and they didn't have to bring people.... It actually worked. You can look at the flyer I used in my pics section as...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:57:00 GMT

Extra comedians, a native american asian girl, and toothless hillbillys:Road blog 2

So after a few days off, it was off to Gallup, New Mexico. The trip to Gallup is about 9hrs from Long Beach, where I picked up the headliner from. This drive is filled with dirt and shrubs along the d...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:40:00 GMT

Snoring, pissing on the stairs, quicksand and no itinerary: Ron Swallows Road Story

First off, let me say that everything that has transpired is at least party my fault. I was supposed to be on the road for like 36 days with a few dead nights. That is not what happened...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:22:00 GMT

My friend Kristi asks me 5 questions and I answer them

Basically this is 5 questions that Kristi asked me and I was inclined to answer due to my emotional attachment to her friendship. After the questions will be guidelines to how I can ask you questions ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 13:55:00 GMT

Genetics versus shitty parents raising you.

Here's a little depressing background on me. When I was 4 or 5 my mom and dad got divorced. At first my mom got custody of us and moved us to Florida to live with her and her mom, clearly my grandma. ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 16:33:00 GMT