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Steel Panther

We fucked your mom back in the 80's.

About Me

Steel Panther formerly known as Metal Skool on LA Ink 3/20/08




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Satchel and Lexxi


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Music:

Member Since: 2/28/2008
Band Website: For Booking Call GP entertainment 602-327-3605
Band Members:MICHAEL STARR: I Started singing in kindergarten doing school plays. I also sang to my baby sitter so she would hug me and I could be next to her boobs. As a freshman I moved to L.A. with my mom cause she met this guy who sold drugs and produced a TV show in Hollywood. I Started my first band called "Free Beer"I had to change the name cause people always wanted to drink our beer that we had and that sucked. So I changed the name to "Black Panther," cause chicks dig cats and black cars. We played keg parties and school talent shows. We came in 10th place in the talent show and that's when the chicks started coming. Anyway, the keg parties were way cooler cause we got free beer all the time and we could get high on stage, plus we could steal food from the house we played and sleep there too. ( with chicks of course)_____________________________________________________ __________________SATCHEL: I was raised in the entertainment business. My mom was a waitress at one of the first Chuck E. Cheese's to be built in Fresno, Ca., and my Dad auditioned for the Gong Show twice. Also, my Grandma is from Switzerland, and apparently there is quite a long line of yodelers on her side of the family. I think yodeling is for dicks, but with all the talent in my family, it's really not surprising that I'm a shredding guitarist.__________________________________________________ ______________________LEXXI FOXXX: I'm Lexxi Foxxx. The extra "X" is for extra SEX! I like my name because Lexxi rhymes with sexy. And Foxxx rhymes with box, which is another name for a Vagina. Vaginas are cool becaue me and the guys stick our penises in them all the time. Michael says that if you put your penis in a dirty vagina, you can catch an SUV like herpes or The Clap. That one makes it burn when you pee. That can also happen if you masturbate with soap and it gets in your penis hole. ____________________________________________________________ ____________STIX ZADINIA: Some drummers hit. Some drummers tap. When it comes to drums and hash pipes, nobody hits that shit harder than me. The only tapping I'm doing is when I'm tapping some dirty bitch's ass in the dressing room. I was raised in Jersey by my grandmother. She lived through the great depression. It must've really left an impression on her, cause growing up she never let me leave the dinner table without finishing every scrap of food on my plate. It was always high carb stuff, too. This led to me being morbidly obese by the third grade. I once missed the opportunity to audition for Bon Jovi by being over the weight limit by 230 plus lbs.
Influences: Alcohol, pot, ecstacy.....Valtrex..music...um, lots of stuff.
Sounds Like: A thousand times cooler than whatever is on your fucking ipod right now.
Record Label: Universal/Republic
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Good Advice From Satchel

Why is is fun to fuck your best friends’ girlfriend? Well, besides the fact that sex is fun almost no matter what (unless you’re in jail or something), the reason is because you’re ...
Posted by Steel Panther on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:36:00 PST

Michael Starr needs to talk it up!

This is my first blog ever in my life. It took me a long time to actually figure out how to run this computer stuff. Im so analog and cassette. Its kind of like Starski and Hutch. I always wondered if...
Posted by Steel Panther on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:54:00 PST

The band formerly known as Metal....what was their name again?

I understand change is not easy for some people to accept. Fortunately for the people who have a hard time with change- our name change from Metal Skool to Steel Panther is not something you have a c...
Posted by Steel Panther on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:13:00 PST

Terrorist assholes

A lot of these terrorist types are blowing themselves up so they can be with the 72 virgins up in the land of Allah and shit. It seems kind of risky to me.. Did Mohammed tell these guys that these vir...
Posted by Steel Panther on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

Satchels’ Mission

I was born to rock. It's that simple. There will be no end to the rocking. Maybe I haven't hit the big time yet, but that doesn't mean I'm going to quit. Fuck no! Where would the world be if Einstein ...
Posted by Steel Panther on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:56:00 PST

What is Love? by Satchel

Love is a funny thing. Some people seem to fall in love so easily. And some people seem to fight it tooth and nail (ha-Dokken)! I think some people have a deep fear of being alone. Being alone is the ...
Posted by Steel Panther on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

New Steel Panther songs

We are currently in the studio recording what will one day be regarded as the "Sgt. Peppers" of Heavy Metal. Of course, we're not the Beatles- we're way way fucking sexier. Oh , and we don't write abo...
Posted by Steel Panther on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:46:00 PST