In this slice of Latanya and I's life, she gets her ministers license and she lets me help her marry a couple!
Larry David, David Larry, Larry and David and David and Goliath, David Leno??? (stretch) Nikki Sixx, Seven Dwarfs, 8 maids a milking...and the partridge family in a pear tree!!!
Fergie is the closet thing to music that looks like me. Madonna use to look like me until she split up with Kevin. I still like her music more than my own since I don't really write music...but Kevin does. I mean Britney, not Madonna. Steven Tyler? Sometimes I look like him early in the morning when I'm out late drinking at the Saddle ranch the night before. I saw him with Vince Neil in concert. I didn't know that they were in the same band. Actually I didn't see the show, but I got backstage because I was wearing Spandex, and driving part time for a limo company.
Soon I will be going to Japan to make a movie. Its a remake of Godzilla starring me, as a 300 foot Blond Comic who terrorizes Japan by telling jokes that the don't get, I don't even get them...but I tell them...as the Japanese Airforce shoots at me I knock over buildings and water towers...same shit.
The thing that scares me the most is all the Forensic TV Shows. How the hell am I going to have my own show if its not Forensic? Will there ever be a series called "Funny Forensics"? Where me, Phil and Bill have to investigate a comedy scene where a local comic bombed. Do we spend 30 minutes getting fingerprints from beer bottles? I can't imagine where TV will go next? Reality politics? Will they put 8 senators in a House...of representatives? I hope they bring back the Sitcom, at least there was a laugh track to let me know what was funny.
The thing with lots of words. I think reading a book takes too much time. By time you pronounce the words right and comprehend what ever the hell the writer is trying to say...which is his or her opinion anyway...you could have had ice cream...? Think about it...I'm either gonna sit here all day and read this novel or I'm gonna hit Sunset Plaza meet a hot Italian guy and ride off in a Ferrari as his long hair flows across his muscular shoulders...and then he smiles at me and says "Come with me to Italy and I will make all your dreams come true". I take him in my arms as his sweating hot flesh tingles every inch of my womanhood...ahhhh...I love books!
What is a Hero? By Raynecat..."A hero is a person who Hears the Ohs of someone else and helps them find their way home". I wrote that in second grade. There was more but I can't remember it because I was way too stoned then.