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Lancelot

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About Me


I have a friend who is a passionate supporter of Great Ape conservation. Below is the web address of a petition created for her based on a blog she wrote. Just click the link or cut and paste the address and check it out. Please read the article that sparked the blog and petition and if you believe in saving these intelligent, beautiful and innocent creatures, please sign and pass it on to your friends! Thank you!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/632616965?ltl=1169 576119
I am bipedal. I have two opposable thumbs. I am selectively perspicacious, occasionally saponaceous, and quite often sesquipedalian. I operate on a different timescale than do most people. I live for, desperately need, and cannot live without afflatus. I am a Human Rights Advocate, Nemesis to the Bush Crime Family, and Danish Spy. I am socially-retarded and I want to save the world, and I need someone who can make me laugh often... if you are that interested, I have a more detailed profile at
http://my.care2.com/lawrencium
I am not interested in playing games. If you are, go away.
Name: Lawrence
Birthdate: 2 janvier 1976
Birthplace: Paris
Current Location: Saint Simons Island
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Black
Height: 178cm
Weight: 71kg
Piercings: No
Tattoos: No
Girlfriend: No
Overused Phrase: I'll get back to you on that...

FAVOURITES

Food: French, Vegetarian, Mediterranean, Japanese
Candy: Dark Chocolate, Swiss Chocolate
Number: 8
Colour: Purple!
Animal: Penguin, Indri, Bird, Dolphin, Whale, Elephant, Monkey
Drink: Water with lemon
Alcohol Drink: I don't drink alcohol.
Bagel: Blueberry
Letter: L
Body Part on Opposite Sex: Face

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: Green Tea
McDonalds or BurgerKing: I don't do fast food.
Strawberry or Watermelon: I'm allergic to strawberry, so I guess watermelon.
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot and green.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Suisse Mocha
Kiss or Hug: Both, and often.
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Spring
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: I like both.
Love or Money: I'll take both, thank you.

YOUR...

Bedtime: I don't have one. I wish I did, though.
Most Missed Memory: I do not remember...
Best phyiscal feature: All of them. Depends on who you ask.
First Thought Waking Up: Where/when am I in the space-time continuum?
Goal for this year: Success and happiness beyond my wildest dreams! Je m'amuse.
Best Friends: Ross, Filomena
Weakness: Truth, Beauty, Goodness
Fears: Failure, Rejection, Death, Life, Intimacy, Success, Public Speaking
Heritage: English Nobility, French Aristocracy, Danish Royalty, Elfkind Superiority
Longest relationship: Less than one year.

HAVE YOU...

Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Only when on fire!
Pot: I definitely inhaled.
Ever been Drunk: Long time ago, and never again.
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: Never had to.
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite Sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No

IN A GIRL...

Favourite Eye Colour: Hazel, Brown, Blue, Violet
Favourite Hair Colour: Dark Brown, Black, Blonde, Red/Auburn
Short or Long: Depends on the girl, but usually long.
Height: Any, short or tall, I like them all.
Style: Depends on the girl.
Looks or Personality: Must have both. Kind, Intelligent, Sincere, Compassionate, Funny, Passionate, Sexy, Cute, Adorable, Creative, Artistic, Scientific, Nerd
Hot or Cute: Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: No and no.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Athletic with nice curves.

RANDOMS

Number of Regrets in the Past: One is too many. Je ne regrette rien.
What Country do you want to Visit: Iceland
How do you want to Die: With a smile on my face and with love in my heart. That, or battling evil space aliens!
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if not too close.
Get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Health Freak: Yes
Do you think you're Attractive: Just the right combination of handsome and cute.
Believe in Yourself: God believes in me, and that's all that really matters.
Want to go to College: Already graduated, plan to go back again.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Not alcohol.
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Not sure.
Do you Sing: Yes, quite well.
Want to get Married: I do, one day, as long as I do not need permission from church or state, otherwise I do not believe in marriage because I do not believe in church or state. Imagine...
Do you want Children: Undecided. Maybe one day. And only after serious consideration is given to the adoption option.
Have your future kids' names planned out: Archimedes, Arturo, Aphrodite, Aragorn, Arianna, Arielle, Apollo
Age you want to lose your Virginity: 23
Hate anyone: George W. Bush and Company

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My Interests

Running, Weightlifting, Volleyball, Hiking, Walking, Photography, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Painting, Risk, Lord of the Rings Risk, Nobel Prize for Peace, Order of Arts and Letters, Order of the British Empire, Rachel Weisz, Synesthesia, Art, Lucid Dreams, Fibonacci Sequence, Music, Culture, Film/Cinema, Theatre, Micro Homes, Antikythera Mechanism, Drake's Equation, Bayes' Theorem, Investing, Pound Sterling, Euro, Icebergs, Giordano Bruno, Pelagius, Orlando Bloom, Jude Law, Cillian Murphy, Kapustin Yar, Tunguska, Time-Slips, Feedback Loops, USOs, The Dragon's Triangle, Flying Triangles, Foreign Languages, Linguistics, Russia, Denmark, France, UK, Ukraine, United Nations, Human Being, United Kingdom of Earth, Peace, Human Rights, Diplomacy, European Union, One World Government, M Theory, Science, Astronomy, Quantum Physics, Bell's Theorem, Genetics, Virology, Medicine, History, Archaeology, Anthropology, Biology, Chemistry, Psychology, Philosophy, Philanthropy, Spirituality, Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, Paranormal Research, Evolving Perfection, Troodon, Permian Mass Extinction, Gamma Ray Bursts, Solar Flares, Supermassive Black Holes, Saturn, Space Aliens, Other Dimensions, Parallel Universes, Bi-Locating, Teleportation, Entanglement, Temporal Incursions, Unimatrix Zero, Seven of Nine, Lt. Commander Data, Faeries, Pixies, Elves, Unicorns, Flutes, Harps, Steinway, Stradivarius, Polo, Hot Topic, Ozwald Boateng, Land Rover, Union Jack, Spooning, Thursdays, Lawrencium, The Civic Crown, Crashing into trees, Walking long distances in monsoons, Reading lips in Spanish on television, Removing stitches, Trekking across Iceland...

Copenhagen



I'd like to meet:


Rachel Weisz, UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore, Heather Graham, Kristin Davis, Carla Gugino, Winona Ryder, Shu Qi, Zhang Ziyi, Salma Hayek, Penélope Cruz, Selma Blair, Eva Green.

Lesbionic Woman

The Wonder Twins

Wonder Woman

Music:

Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mozart, Björk, Poe, Sixpence None The Richer, Smashing Pumpkins, Sheryl Crow, Linkin Park, Henry Rollins, A Fine Frenzy, Sigur Rós, The Cure, Natalie Merchant, Radiohead, Everclear, Daft Punk, Coldplay, Placebo, Ziggy Marley, Veruca Salt, Korn, Pantera, Nine Inch Nails, 311, Sonic Youth, Talking Heads, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, David Bowie, U2, Creed, Oasis, R.E.M., Blondie, Lenny Kravitz, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Pixies, Bad Religion, Liz Phair, Peaches, No Kill I, Warp 11

London



Movies:

Underworld, King Arthur, 28 Days Later, The Passion of The Christ, The Shape of Things, The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, The Corporation, Super Size Me, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, Kingdom of Heaven, The Dreamers, Sex Is Comedy, Belle Epoque, Butterfly Effect, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Final Destination 2, Scary Movie, Shrek, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Enemy at the Gates, Cold Mountain, The Missing, Braveheart, The Patriot, Quest for Fire, Solaris, The Race for the Double Helix, Hero (2002), Peter Pan (2003), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Blade Runner, The Matrix, X-Men, Spider-Man, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Beyond Borders, Tears of the Sun

Saint Simons Island



Television:

Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Science Channel, BBC World, PBS, Al-Jazeera, Sundance Channel, Independent Film Channel, The Henry Rollins Show, Andromeda, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butt-Head, Current TV, Attack of the Show!

Los Angeles



Books:

The Urantia Book, The Road Less Travelled, The Elegant Universe, The Mothman Prophecies, SAS Survival Handbook, Art of War, Time Line, The Prophet, The Qur'an, The Bible, The Book of Mormon, The Law of Psychic Phenomena, Psychic Warrior, Remote Viewers: The Secret History of America's Psychic Spies, Embraced by the Light, Saved by the Light, Alien Meetings, The Millionaire Next Door, Gray's Anatomy, The Norton Anthology of World Masterpieces Volumes 1 and 2, A Brief History of Time, A Life in Science, The Theory of Everything, Chaos, Entanglement, Hyperspace, Beyond Einstein, Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Kama Sutra, Screw the Roses - Send Me the Thorns, Love Tactics: How to Win the One You Want, Calvin and Hobbes, The Art of Seduction

Tokyo



Heroes:

Anyone who fits my definition of a "Leader": One who raises the Quality of Life and the Standard of Living for all: Jesus, King Arthur, Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Archimedes, Gene Roddenberry, UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie, Rachel Weisz, Henry Rollins, Ronald Mallett - Architect of the Blueprint of Time-Travel, Michio Kaku, Stephen Hawking, J. Craig Venter, Kofi Annan, Jimmy Carter, Ralph Nader, Roger Bannister, Bono, Martin Luther King Jr., Leonardo Da Vinci, Giordano Bruno, Joan of Arc, Catherine The Great, Queen Jane (1553), Olivia Munn, Sir Arthur C. Clarke, Nelson Mandela, Steven Jones, Andrew Weil M.D., Raymond Moody, Edgar Mitchell, Machiventa Melchizedek, Andon and Fonta, Al Franken, Michael Moore, John Lennon, Steve Irwin, Marla Ruzicka, my best friend Ross Harper, STS-107 Columbia Space Shuttle Crew

Paris


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