digging for barried treasure in my underwear drawer, dancing, licking tree toads, copping feels where I can, flashing the elderly, and writing absurd banter in boxes provided for me on myspace
Grauer's Gorillas, smoking chickens, preferably in fishnet stockings. Bob Eubanks, Eddie Izzard (he's like a smoking chick in fishnet stockings...)Oh, and this guy...And this sexy gentleman...And my doppleganger, Herbert.
yes. Music is good.Okay, in all seriousness, I am a music fiend. Heavy Mojo Interpol, Muse, The Trashcan Sinatras, The The, Tori Amos, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Old 97's, T.S.O.L., Modest Mouse, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Billy Squire (who can't love "The Stroke"?) Simon and Garfunkel, Bob Marley, Talking Heads, Peter Gabriel...I love everything from Classical, to jazz (Why Dizzie, what big cheeks you have!), to old school hip hop, to country, to trance (good shit, non of that disco-tech crap), to hair bands (Brett Michaels, you touch my soul), to goth rock (Bela Lugosi is NOT dead. He's alive and well and sitting in my bath tub), to good ol' boy American rock (Free Bird!) to vegan straight edge punk rock (Earth Crisis, Fugazi- home of the $8.oo show!, Shelter). I love seeing live music! I can go and on about music but I think I've said plenty. Any questions, I'm hear for the asking...
Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, The Producers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Adaptation, The Ice Storm, Blood Simple, Fargo, Casablanca, The Godfather, Indiana Jones, Out of Africa, Old School, Walk the Line, Narc, Goodfellas, Monty Python (anything goes), The Jerk, Neverending Story, Labrynth, Muppets (anything!)
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Best Show EVER!!!!) My Name is Earl, In Living Color (I told you I'm a dork), Cold Case, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Lost, Curb Your Enthusiam, Heroes, Lost, The Office, All in the Family, The Newlywed Show (Bob Eubanks, let's make whoopie!), The Feud (Dickie Dawson, you're a drunken demi-god) and Match Game (Mr. Rayburn, what a long, skinny microphone you have...)
The Great Gatsby, Breakfast of Champions, A Primate's Memoir, The Amazing Bone (get your head out of the gutter!), Anything Tom Robbins (especially Still Life with Woodpecker, Pablo Neruda, The Root Cellar, Le Petit Prince, Victoria's Secret Catalogue, Playboy (for the articles, dammit)
Janet Reagan, Jeremy Pivnik, Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Gilda Radner, Madeleine Kahn, Louis and Mary Leakey, Dian Fossey, Jane Goodall, and Koko the gorilla...