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Jezza

About Me

"You're baby is day-ed!""Seat thyself sultanically among the moons of Saturn, and take high abstracted man alone; and he seems a wonder, a grandeur, and a woe. But from the same point, take mankind in mass, and for the most part, they seem a mob of unnecessary duplicates, both contemporary and hereditary.","I know you of old, I think.""The scratches formed a sort of spider's web, and I wondered if they might not be the sticky nets of human futility hung up on a moonless night to dry."
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy
Birthday: 2-11-1980
Birthplace: Los Angeles
Current Location: Los Angeles
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Whitey Whiterson
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vegan Hemp Shoes
Your Weakness: masturbating
Your Fears: Spideys, Snakes, America
Your Perfect Pizza: Vegan BBQ chicken, pesto, artichoke, tomato, spinach, garlic
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my toes waxed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yo momma
Thoughts First Waking Up: good morning, starshine, the earth says hello
Your Best Physical Feature: my calves
Your Bedtime: 9:15
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't understand the ques-chan?
Pepsi or Coke: water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Real Food Daily
Single or Group Dates: Orgy! Orgy!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is for geisha
Chocolate or Vanilla: cherry garcia
Cappuccino or Coffee: triple soy caramel machiatto with an orange twist (or water)
Do you Smoke: Hell no!
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: only when nekkid!
Do you Shower Daily: i haven't showered in 2 years... guinness here I come
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: YES!
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: mostly
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: sure
Are you a Health Freak: i suppose
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: LAHV!
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no!
Ever been Drunk: yes!
Ever been called a Tease: fresh!
Ever been Beaten up: kinda
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: death by minibar, how glamorous
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pony
What country would you most like to Visit: Romania
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: short
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 5 (formerly 8)
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Whats inside your soul? Boys and Girls (PICS)
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. Sometimes is needed just try to be considerate when you do it. You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it. You love fighting and accomplishing things. For you, falling in love has never been easy. You can only fall for someone who is very patient and persistent. Who really show you love and be with you no matter what. You're like me YAY!!! we should be friends.
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You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 70%
Batman 70%
Supergirl 65%
Catwoman 65%
Iron Man 65%
Robin 57%
Superman 55%
The Flash 55%
Green Lantern 55%
Hulk 50%
Wonder Woman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.
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Your Stripper Song Is
I Touch Myself by The Divinyls
"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself"
A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper! What Song Should You Strip To? which happy bunny are you?
congratulations. you are the "you smell like butt" bunny. your brutally honest and always say whats on your mind.
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I'd like to meet:

Bonobos, definitely Bonobos...and Marie Laveau, David Bowie, Miss Yvonne, Luke and Laura, Al Gore, Courtney Love, Brian Molko, Kurt Vonnegut, Laurie Anderson, a lot of people who'd have sex with me

My Blog

Head Over Heels: Literal Video Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0TYun-Nq1Q
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:53:00 GMT

C'mon Now!

"Maybe God is a mirror ball, floating way up in the sky"--Sister Act-The Musical
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:20:00 GMT

The Vast Stupidity of American Culture Part II

"Well, Janet, I'm really gassy...I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome...I feel like I can telegraph my farts, like I know if they're going to be funky or not." --Tyra Banks to Janet Jackson
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:50:00 GMT

The Vast Stupidity of American Culture Part 1

--The joy that Miriam experienced after crossing through the parted Red Sea out Egypt and a life of slavery is similar to coming home and finding a new Mercedes in your driveway that your husband boug...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 00:02:00 GMT