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Cosmo of Legend and Lore

Village Idiot . . . currently seeking village.

About Me

I educate and empower entrepreneurial-minded individuals to make over $20K/month so they can create a life of freedom. I own several businesses here in Las Vegas. I specialize in helping people choose and/or develop their own home-based businesses. I am a full-time Real Estate Investor and Leisure Travel Consultant and operate several online marketing companies. I share my years of experience and multiple diplomas from the School of Hard Knocks with my clients so together we can achieve the desired results. I love what I do and find no greater pleasure than coaching someone to their personal success. I wouldn't have it any other way. If you would like to see you business reach new heights, please contact me. I'm originally from Los Angeles so the move wasn't much of a culture shock. I am an avid people-watcher, renaissance man, total goofball and complete pervert. By the way, I'm also pathalogically truthful. If you don't want the truth, don't ask me. I say exactly what I feel and rarely hold back. I enjoy philosophical conversations, ice cream and laughter. I like to try new things simply because they are new. Life is to be lived. I'll try most anything once; some things, twice. I like the symphony, rock concerts and the screams in an amusement park. I like weather, when it does something. I love a good meal, good company and a good movie. I hate burning bridges. I hate leaving things unfinished. I hate when people use the word 'hate' too much. I'm a total dork. I think I might start my own religion, for the perks. It's probably obvious that I think, speak and type in non-sequitors and stream of consciousness. I am first to admit my faults, welcome criticism and am not ashamed to ask for help. If I had to single out one gift I have above all others, I can make people laugh. I am a big man with big ideas. There is much more about me that I'd rather share in person. I am THAT GUY. WARNING: All of the above is likely to change over time because I am only human. I recommend you check out http://www.zenzuu.com/mikeflannery for more.To all my REAL ESTATE INVESTORS out there, follow this link: Get Started in Investing with ForeclosuresDaily.com

My Interests

traveling, films, backbacking, snowboarding, snorkeling, Disneyland, live theatre, Halloween, writing, carpentry, voice acting, road trips, movie soundtracks, weight training, Thai food, garlic, sex, a good steak, swimming, Rice Krispies Treats, werewolf movies, trains, Huntington Library & Gardens, roller coasters, pirates, Indiana Jones, pinball, good sex, log cabins, velcro, trivia, vampire movies, all of the Complete Idiot's Guide books, great sex, California, porno, eggplant parmasean, cartoons, the diversity of the human species, the full moon, thunderstorms, Las Vegas, cheese, midgets, the shocker, welding, tuna melts, Hollywood, Bob's Big Boy, tattoos, martial arts, stream of consciousness and non sequiturs. CURRENT MOON moon phase info

I'd like to meet:

I am looking to meet interesting people who share my love for travel, making more money, run-on sentences and anyone else who feels that they can put up with my shit.Do you like Halloween? Roller coasters? Road trips? Hiking? Films? Snowboarding? Redundant questions? Then we will probalbly get along.I am looking for people who challenge me and share my passion for life. I enjoy sleeping in, walking in the rain, waiting until the film is over before leaving the theatre and rocky road ice cream from Coldstone's.Here are some qualities I look for in my friends: bulletproof, able to fly, trained as a geisha, raised by wolves, can speak to animals, can read my mind.If this list is too vague, email me with specific questions.If you actually read all this crap, you must be cool.

Music:

I love film soundtracks, classic rock, alternative, metal, punk, rockabilly, hard rock, death metal, . . . ok I love everything. I can stomache some rap and some country. I have a huge and eclectic CD collection.

Movies:

Pink Panther series, Indiana Jones series, Star Wars series, Matrix trilogy. Oh who am I kidding, I love SO many movies. There is no point in naming them all. I'd watch any movie. I especially love anything with werewolves and/or vampires.

The Onion Movie Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG8Umfe4iSo

I can't wait to see this!!!!!

Television:

Six Feet Under, Lost, Dead Like Me, Good Eats w/ Alton Brown, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Sci/Fi Channel, AMC, Cartoon Network, I'm sure the list would be longer if I actually watched television.

Books:

I read several books at a time and every flat surface at home is stacked with them. I love self improvement books pertaining to wealth, real estate or business. I've always enjoyed science fiction and deeply philosophical books. I can barely open an encyclopedia with out stopping repeatedly. I love anything by Clifford A. Pickover .

Heroes:

Charlie Chaplin , Indiana Jones , Penn and Teller , Burt Reynolds , George Carlin and my dad . . . this list goes on for days, but I'll just stop here.

My Blog

Top 10 Signs You’re A Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scient...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:07:00 PST

The Secret behind the Secret

Have you heard of the DVD called "the Secret"? Well it isn’t such a secret anymore. The DVD was released in March 2006 and according to Time Magazine, the DVD has sold 500,000 units within the f...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:26:00 PST

The Secret of My Success

As you may have heard, I quit my job and am investing full-time now.  I am working on a few deals right now and wanted to let everyone know what and how I am doing.  So here's how it works.&...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:51:00 PST

George Carlin’s Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

I might have a problem.

 I actually found this and copied from the Sex Addicts Anonymous website.  It's real and I think I'm a sex addict.  I figure I need to go to a local meeting . . . to pick up chicks!&nbs...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:25:00 PST

A few thoughts on Vegas

I love my Vegas.  I feel perfectly at home with all the hookers and common street trash.  Tourists have become targets for people watching followed by discrimination.  The girls flow in...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:07:00 PST

Here is a cool trick with a Dollar

I found this unbelieveably cool tutorial on how to create a very cool gift for a waitress, valet, or bartender. This will get you noticed a bit, and a nice little ice breaker. The Money Tshirt Design...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST

My Homecoming/Going Away party photos and update.

So it's been a month since my Homecoming/Going Away party and I'm finally getting my photos out there.  As you can see below we had a smashing good time.  To those who couldn't make it, I wi...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!

The content of this post is nothing that I have made up on my own. This is from old Saturday Night Live skits featuring a fictional character named Bill Brasky. The skit includes a few guys sitting ar...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:05:00 PST

I've been robbed!!!

Yesterday when I got home from work, I noticed that my apartment had been robbed.  They stole my laptop, digital camera, ipod, ihome (cool alarm clock the ipod plays in) and a water bottle of fuc...
Posted by Cosmo of Legend and Lore on Fri, 05 May 2006 07:25:00 PST