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About Me

The "Cat Dragged In" team at the Beverly Hills Film Festival: Out on the town with my little brother and his fans in Japan: I co-produced "Cake" a couple of years ago and it's making its festival rounds: A still photo from my first AFI Thesis Film, "Penny Dreadful:"A profound moment on a large foot:This Photoshop-free out-of-body experience was brought to you by in-camera trickery: In Iceland it is a sign of respect to not look into the camera. (I apologize in advance to all of the anthropologists out there fuming about the fraudulent and culturally insensitive sentence prior to the one you are currently reading.):My favorite vegetable:I'm from Bucks County, PA. That's where aliens draw crop circles in the movie "Signs." I've moved around a lot, traveled, went to school, and now I make movies. Hopefully someday I'll make good movies. I recently lost a pet fish. R.I.P. Mr. Fishy."A group photo from my upcoming film, "Penny Dreadful"
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Various Upcoming Festival Screenings

If anyone is in any of the following locations and wants to stop by to catch a flick and see what I've been up to, I hope you can make it! Sedona International Film FestivalHawkins Theater 6Without Pa...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:58:00 GMT

Haiku for Kurt Vonnegut

The last living thingthumb your nose at You Know Whogrinning horribly(Stolen lovingly from Mr. Vonnegut. R.I.P.)_________________________________________When the last living thinghas died on account o...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:09:00 GMT

Haiku for Vesuvius

I wait and watch planesreturning from whereverand none of them crash.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 00:57:00 GMT

Haiku for Growing Up

The day I realizedthere are no Barking SpidersI became a man.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:23:00 GMT

HAIKU IN REVIEW, 2006

For both of my MySpace haiku (Myaiku) fans, here Is a compendium of last year's little poems. I was thinking about publishing a worldwide best-selling book of haikus that will make me and several gene...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 14:51:00 GMT

Haiku for My Psychiatrist or: Shit on the Fan

Wait! Can you hear that?Like an electric mixerIn pancake batter.
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 00:36:00 GMT

Haiku for His and Hers Seatbelts

"Why do you love me?"she asked, eyes on me as theroad ahead vanished.
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:07:00 GMT

Haiku for Depravity

Silk stockings are wound'round the Christmas tree to keep Santa from the kids.
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Haiku for Sun Dried Tomato

It's on the labelas if I know the otherways tomato's dry.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:41:00 GMT

Haiku for ukiaH

Am I all backwards?I can't tell. In a mirror we're all dyslexic.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 18:41:00 GMT