Frat Loops |
I'm not sure what the fuck's wrong with me sometimes. Other times, I
think I probably have a pretty good idea as to what the hell my problem
is. Sometimes, I'm absolutely certain about the screwed u...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jan 2010 14:55:00 GMT |
Don't Be A Fuckin Idiot 101 |
I was in a bit of a hurry to get to my truck last night after dinner.
That's cos I had just dine n dashed! Nah. I didn't dine n dash. I've
only done that twice, and both times it was spontaneous. On...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jan 2010 15:13:00 GMT |
Bugs Are Murder |
I started eating meat a couple of months
ago. Before that, I ate meat sometimes. But it was fish. And fish isn't
meat cos fish are too stupid to know that they don't wanna die. Like
bugs. They're p...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:48:00 GMT |
Nobody's Forcing You To Read This Worthless Pile Of Nonsense |
I remember the first time that I ever tried to use the Force. It was probably a couple of weeks after The Empire Strikes Back came out, or at least a couple of weeks after I saw it in the theater. I...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:03:00 GMT |
You Better Give Satan A Square |
Well, I can't think of anything to write about except the fuckin
Trix rabbit. I don't know why, but I just got Trix rabbit on the mind.
And the Plasmatics. Of course. But I wonder why nobody would e...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:34:00 GMT |
Monster Truck |
I do whatever comes my way in order to pay the rent. I mean, I don't
sexually service white-haired widows, rob convenience stores,
artificially inseminate turkeys or anything like that. Those are
l...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:56:00 GMT |
The Twilight Zone |
There was some jerkoff ventriloquist on on the Comedy Channel not too long ago who I was unfortunate enough to have caught a glimpse of. The guy was about as funny as a glass of water, and you could ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:50:00 GMT |
Galactic Bullshit |
I've been awake since 6 in the morning. This could be annoying, and I'm sure that it will become so as the day progresses. I get pretty fuckin crazy in a bad way when I don't get enough sleep. I ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:40:00 GMT |
Looking For Answers. |
........ Perhaps some of the more Google savvy would be able to help me to answer some of my questions. Whenever I start Googling things I just get lost and/or totally frustrated. I rarely become...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:39:00 GMT |
The Kevitron XR-138 Tribune |
Well, I gave the dog a bath today with some bullshit shampoo that I got the other night for $2.49. Tropical Fantasy Scent or something like that, it was. The dog now smells much less dogul...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:29:00 GMT |
