When I win the Powerball... |
On Saturday, March 15th, of Two Thousand and Eight, I will be the winning recipient of $275 million US dollars thanks to one very magical Powerball ticket. "Hurrah, hurrah""Woohoooo""Yippeeeeeeee!!!!"...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:13:00 PST |
Twenty-something |
My participation in myspace games is nil but I was tagged last week and well, I am bored while I wait for the stew to be done and I'm procrastinating from doing a World Lit paper, so I thought "why no...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:13:00 PST |
Gut Wrenching - The blog you should read |
When I was younger, I remember going to the art museum in Washington D.C. I was fascinated by Dali and other surrealists, in love with Monet and his Irises, puzzled by M.C. Escher's fractal wonders an...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST |
The order of chaos and the loss of control over self-imposed organized anarchy |
As an Aquarius I find that I generally lead life in a well planned manner of disarray.I have a special balance of pandemonium and tranquility that creates a yin-yangish equilibrium within me.When that...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:40:00 PST |
I got fucked in the ass by Progressive but the good news is I saved a bunch on my car insurance |
Lessons learned :a) America caters to drivers with no car insurance who hit the shit out of you and then flee the scene. b) Car insurance companies don't give a fizzled fuck about you and want to anal...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:27:00 PST |
Hit and Run Birthday Party |
Today is Thing 1 and Thing 2's birthday, with my birthday following in two days. Yes, that's right bitches, I'm as old as dirt.I love birthdays and think they should be celebrated with huge fireworks ...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:30:00 PST |
The Starbucks Caramel Macchiato Doctrine |
It was December and you could say I was having a shitty day. Green-fudgy-broccoli-and-deadfish-baby-poop kind of day. I was sick: red, stuffy nose, deep cough, scratchy throat, Joan Rivers' voice, hea...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:53:00 PST |
Writing my memoirs before Im 30. |
You know how sometimes you pass Ihop and you can literally taste the pancakes and Butter Pecan syrup melting in your mouth? That is what writing is like for me. I can taste it. I can smell it. It is ...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:01:00 PST |
This Old Photograph |
The Polaroid picture is cracked. Veins of oxidation break through the picture, slashing my mother's throat with their spidery fingers. Her hair is long, straight, blonde; hanging to her tiny waist. It...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:15:00 PST |
1 part words, 2 parts provocation, 3 parts people. Add water & stir. Serve with tongue-in-cheek |
I recently bought a car, and, while I was at the dealership searching through the previously owned vehicles, I tried to find a car that matched my tastes as well as having a decent radio and/or cd pla...
Posted by KeMari Vanderbuilt on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:09:00 PST |
