Remember to Tell Your Dopey Family Members ... |
That the tryptophan coma is not true. It is a fallacy that is perpetuated by people as an excuse for their lazy behavior following their diet-crushing Thanksgiving meal. Turkey has no more tryptophan ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:14:00 GMT |
I Can See the Future For Both Presidential Candidates! |
And I will do it in picture form.John McCainBarack ObamaFucking hell, they are the same and the will both ruin us. Vote third-party!
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:09:00 GMT |
Fallout 3 |
I've waited a decade for this. I am not disappointed.Goodbye for a few weeks!
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:36:00 GMT |
Regulation for Hot Girls and the Men Who Comment On Them |
One of my favorite (re: least favorite) things about the Internet is that you get to learn just how much of a bunch of lying, desirous, tone-deaf assholes most men are. I was recently in a forum...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:04:00 GMT |
Five Things I Hate About the Election and All Of You Who Vote |
And, by the way, I'll be writing a bit more as I am being threatened by people because I haven't done so. Anyway ...5) The DebatesIt is quite a shame that all of you are brainwashed into voting ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:19:00 GMT |
I would Burn the Flag While Raping a (Legal) Teenage Boy |
Assuming the price was right. And, no, you cannot bid $1. Everyone has a price. Mine is just permanently on blue light special.Anyway, I was going to simply re-bulletin my friend Hea...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:17:00 GMT |
Bike? Vroom. |
I know a guy who works for Morgan Stanley or some shit and he is always running his mouth about how "oil is going to hit $xxx" and the number is almost always $40 more than whatever it is at the time ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:41:00 GMT |
Women, You Aren’t Fooling Anyone; Especially Your Half-Breed Boyfriend |
As I approach thirty, one of the great things about getting to this age range is that you really beghin to round out your group of friends. Namely, you start acquiring pockets of friends in ever...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:39:00 GMT |
My Review of Wipeout |
I do not watch television. I don't not watch (? whatever) because I think television is a drain or because it is trendy to not watch TV. I simply do not watch because the shit is downright...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:06:00 GMT |
George Carlin is Dead. :( |
I am not afraid of death. I fear paralysis, being maimed, having strokes, losing limbs, etc. In turn, I am often perceived as insensitive when others die. Honestly, I don't care.&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:11:00 GMT |
