Thaddeus Poonsmasher

I am Thaddeus J. Poonsmasher. I am a manly, uber-masculine man's man. I seethe testosterone from every pore. It's perfectly natural to be envious of how manly I am. If you pay close attention, you might learn a thing or two about how to be a real man... you know, like picking up chicks, making your friends envious, pumping iron, and being really, really, ridiculously good-looking.