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Witness Protection

Leggo my ergo

About Me



I'm a bit of a music snob, too.

I probably dress better than you as well.

This week's rehearsal list. Probably next week's also, we learn slowly.

About That Ugly Dog of Mine:
I blog here as you can see but you'll find the blogs that mean the most to me hosted elsewhere. Most often they're not very good, but occasionally I'll hit some nerve that resonates in those reading. Apparently I do it just enough to keep them coming back for more. If you want to get a taste of me talking out of my ass click any of the blogs above, but if you want to read something more...deep, then check out This Ugly Dog's Life .

There you have it, my little book report. How'd I do?

Here's another recent project I'm pushing...have a click-see if you are musically inclined.

My Interests

A Few of My Favorite Things:

I'd like to meet:


the goods: A cool walkin', smooth talkin', straight smokin', fire stokin' music snob who probably dresses better than you.

I am everything you've ever hoped for.

Tryin' Out:
- People who have the strength to jack out. Real world aspirations are far more interesting than you trying to sell me in cyberspace on something you're not. Have a plan and own your junk.
- A fat bass line. Hook me up.
- People who know the difference in usage between "your" and "you're." It's not that hard, folks.
- Someone who can make me a dirty martini that's evenly mixed. Not too much juice, not too much vermouth. Is it possible?
- Anybody who can tell me what became of Mike Edwards. Really.
- Eddie Izzard. He's the second coming of Alexander Pope, I'm certain.

Get Ugly: I blog here but you'll find the blogs that I concentrate on hosted elsewhere. Most often they're only moderately good but occasionally I'll hit a nerve that resonates in my readers. Apparently I do it well enough to keep them coming back for more. If you want to get a taste of me talking out of my ass click any of the blogs above, but if you want to read something more, uh...deep, then check out

There you have it, my little book report. How'd I do?

Diggin' On: these little diddies. File under blowin' my own horn:
Zephyr - studio take

The Hype (LT Remix) Nothing Lasts Forever (KZSU take)

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favorite things :

My Links

    Get Ugly I Prefer the Remix Acid Planet Get Your Bootleg On Thanks Derek

My Space

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raving 'bout

latest blogs:

    Ten Years GoneTil Death Do Us Part JLH Wants (to Kill) MeReason 6,238I Can Has Capitalist Pig VacationEmptying My Sack Like SantaBeware the Man in Black
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Music:

Music:

Sometimes I turn on the stereo and sometimes I turn it off.
Why? Because I can.

Remix I've currently gone gay for:

Books:


Big Freakin' Important Book in My Life Right Now:

Heroes:



My Blog

Ten Years Gone

I'll try this again. Last night MySpace wasn't cooperating.It was going to be a big summer. Summer of George big.Sorry, that was the last blog.At the far booth of a run-down diner in the middle of San...
Posted by Witness Protection on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:58:00 PST

Til Death Do Us Part

It was going to be a big summer.Big things had happened. Good things I compiled into lists. Indices. Run downs. I'd finished my MBA. Our band's set at the year-end sing along concert went better than ...
Posted by Witness Protection on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:17:00 PST

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants (to Kill) Me

On my bookshelf I have a photo of my gal. It's a very informal, spontaneous thing, a Polaroid of her doing her best Kim Gordon impression. Look it up, people. And as much as I care for her, there is o...
Posted by Witness Protection on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:37:00 PST

Reason 6,238 I Wont be a Good Parent

New Year's was going to be a family affair for the first time in a while. When I returned from my Christmas trip I received my sister, her husband, and newborn, along with my brother, his wife, and th...
Posted by Witness Protection on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:15:00 PST

I Can Has Capitalist Pig Vacation?

How to enjoy a capitalist pig Christmas holiday in 10 easy steps:1) Fly to Toronto-Pearson Airport (that's YYZ for you Rush fans)2) Pick up cool Canuckian gal-pal and take VIA Rail from Toronto to Mon...
Posted by Witness Protection on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

Im Emptying My Sack On You Like Santa

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: RichardDate: Dec 1, 2007 2:50 PMHey dude, thought you might have an opinion on the better discs of the year.Timely notes for sure, because I w...
Posted by Witness Protection on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:17:00 PST

Beware the Man in Black

This isn't a happy entry. Then again, it's not a sad one either. But it does conclude with a picture that makes me smile so I will let you decide at which end the see saw tips.When faced with the ligh...
Posted by Witness Protection on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:59:00 PST

Talking Points From Talking Heads

Last week I was talking offline with another spacer and the topic of profile theft came up. I don't know if you've fallen victim to stolen profiles, copied blogs, or lifted photos, but it's rampant. T...
Posted by Witness Protection on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:11:00 PST

Find me on Hells Half Acre

Driving behind an SUV I spotted a bumper sticker that read "The worst memories are the ones you don't get to have." Chew on that one for a bit, I'll circle back to it. I am a full service blogger; it'...
Posted by Witness Protection on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:51:00 PST

The Sophia Sidebar

A few of you have wondered where I have been and why I have foresaken you. I haven't. I am spent. Literally laid waste. My mind has turned to mush from this semester's course load and as a result I fe...
Posted by Witness Protection on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST