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About Me

the empty set. the mind observes the empty set. the mind's act of observation causes the appearance of another set - the set of empty sets. the set of empty sets is not empty, because it contains one non-thing - the empty set. the mind has thus generated the number 1 by producing the set containing the empty set.
ps. i am not a momma tit sucker like 90% of the meatbags out here. i live alone and have a cat and chinchilla. i do fun ass things like pay bills, work, and watch baseball. i drive a civic and normally sport jeans with a t-shirt. believe it or not....i am more interested in the words you spew....rather than your fake tits, seven jeans, and prada handbags. i don't like annoying college kids and really don't like the sheep that reside in socal either. that may sound negative, but i am not here to cater to your ways to impress you. see me in the corner....sucking on my beer....laughing at most of you.
pps. if you say "vegas baby!"...????.....go away.
ppps. your VIP list sucks.
pppps. don't ask me to add you. i will if i want to.
...the truth is: i do not know...i seek...i have not yet found. only with this in mind can i feel alive and look at you without shame.

My Interests

cigarettes and coffee. da neu yawk YANKEES! ...cute girls, painting pictures that move, itunes, pointless gadgets, hidden stangers, my pumas, blue moon ice cream, skittles (cept i save the green ones 4 someone special), the criterion collection, ketchup packets, cheese, baseball cards, kazoozzes, saying the word "fuck", the G5's, pepsi-cola, wooden matches, the new york times, divX, rolling along, dropping down, eating peaches for hours, the funky beat, accomplished feats, podcasts, final cut pro, maya, my clone stamp, cold sunday mornings, time travel, drinkin' to live and dyin' to drink, stinky herb, real friends, nikon, leica, and blad cameras, burning discs, counting sheep, and trippin' old ladies as they cross the street...

I'd like to meet:

a 150 year old math theory taking on new life....or audrey tautou, kate beckinsale, and/or lauren sanchez.

really....i don't care to meet any of you. sorry.

-comment box for my bitches below-

Music:

yeah....

normally my itunes is on shuffle....
Top 10 Albums:
(10) thriller-michael jackson
(9) endtroducing...-dj shadow
(8) rubber soul-beatles
(7) the soft parade-the doors
(6) moondance-van morrison
(5) low end theory-tribe
(4) the bends-radiohead
(3) kind of blue-miles davis
(2) piper at the gates-floyd
(1) the white album-beatles

....and paul simon. and fuckin' beck.

Movies:

Movie of the moment:

Directors: kubrick, jon demme, fellini, pta, david gordon green, lars, jeunet, minghella, cronenberg, phil kaufman, godard, lasse hallstrom, van sant, wes anderson, and a whole buncha others....

Top Ten:
(10) requiem for a dream
(9) 2001: a space odyssey
(8) silence of the lambs
(7) searching for bobby fischer
(6) punch drunk love
(5) la confidential
(4) amelie
(3) 8 1/2
(2) clockwork orange
(1) magnolia

Television:

six feet under, sopranos, entourage, real time with bill maher.....see a trend here?

and weeds and dexter!

Books:

plays.

Heroes:

josh's Details

Status:Agathokakological
Here for: Making Fun of Strippers
Orientation: The Other 23 of the Helix.
Hometown: GO WISCO!!!
Body Type: 5' 9" and chubby
Ethnicity:Black Albino Rastafarian
Political Views: Libertarian
Religion: I Am Jesus
Sign: Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink: Most Nights
Children: Are a Privilege, Not a Right.
Education: Film School Dropout
Occupation:Cricket Champian
Income: 40 Acres

josh's Networking

Film - Direction - Director
let's make a movie, eh?

My Blog

internet hookers.

there is a new phenomenon being unleashed on internet hornies everywhere! apparently chicks are somehow extorting cash, gifts, and other things.....from lonely old horny douche bag dudes....by just m...
Posted by josh on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:15:00 PST

is the palin joke over yet?

just to preface here.....-i think sarah palin is probably a very sweet lady....in your typical bimbo sorta way.-i actually liked a lot of what mccain was doing up until he had to worry about the extre...
Posted by josh on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:01:00 PST

best 9 mins in tv history!

i am willing to bet this gets yanked off youtube soon.....but i don't think i have ever laughed so hard in my life. this is from entourage last night....they decided to go out to joshua tree....to ea...
Posted by josh on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:09:00 PST

droppin’ beats with archimedes.

look out now! ...
Posted by josh on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:51:00 PST

hey super ghey!

i saw the funniest shit today. well, maybe it's been there for weeks.....but i just saw it today....how ghey is this shit?nevermind the fact those ppl that sit on those balls at work are just fu...
Posted by josh on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:26:00 PST

happy meals of the future!

in a little hidden section of wired.com (-link-), they are having a photoshop contest. the topic this month is "happy meals of the future". so they want people to submit photoshopped images to refle...
Posted by josh on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:45:00 PST

what. the. fuck.

ok....this is just weird. maybe even creepy....i go to leave for work this morning and find a little baggie thing on my door. and it was filled with candy. huh? first thought? it must be from what...
Posted by josh on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:00:00 PST

not pretty, really.

watching sundance shorts.....and really most are lame, but i thought this one was just amazing. no real further commentary.... ...
Posted by josh on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:47:00 PST

911 memorium.

this is too good not to share..... not that i like the dude or really have an opinion on him.....but i couldn't agree more with most of this. this comes after the GOP forced NBC (earlier thi...
Posted by josh on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:46:00 PST

you delusional people.

this is freakin' hilarious....so i was just browsing through craigslist, seeing if there were any kinda side gigs that sounded interesting or fun. this one i found is just the cream of the crop thoug...
Posted by josh on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:34:00 PST