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About Me

My Interests

many, varied, legal and illegal - depends on what the definition of "is" is.... I like to reflect on the world thru a glass darkly. I like human contact, but I detest the touch of latex gloves - so devoid of human epidermal experience. I like to think of myself as a Renaissance sort of guy.....with issues

I'd like to meet:

Either Madame Curie, one of the most underrated scientists of our age, or any of the girls in the Victoria's Secret underwear catalogue - or their sisters - or moms even...

Music:

Brian Eno, Mental As Anything, X, Ted's Head, Lou Reed, Patsy Cline, XTC, JJ Cale, REM, Mavericks, Peter Gabriel, Talking Heads, Roxy Music, Stevie Ray Vaughn, stonesbeatlespinkfloyd,

Movies:

Head, Bladerunner, The Third Man, Being John Malkevitch, Brazil, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Metropolis, Debbie Does Minsk

Television:

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Books:

"Mein Bubbula"

Heroes:

HellBoy Nikola Tesla, Elvis' Dr. Nick, Mr. Chuck Norris

My Blog

I'm a Goth Penis - who knew????

This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent outthis week:If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may h...
Posted by Rasputin's Penis on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 03:33:00 PST

I Am Who I Am

Well, virtually everyone wants to know who the man/woman behind the curtain is, identity wise. Seems to me like one of the fun aspects of Myspace is the total anonymity of the thing, and t...
Posted by Rasputin's Penis on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 07:02:00 PST

Anti -Valentine

Paper Kitty has agreed to be my Anti-Valentine. She is setting me up for a disasterous let down and public humiliation of Homeric proportions. I find myself pleased and excited, having learned n...
Posted by Rasputin's Penis on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:31:00 PST

Reflection

Well, I launched one of the jar groupies today. She was HOT, blond, and had a HUGE thang for dismembered Czarista organs. Somehow she got my name and BANG!, she was on me like a drunk Cossa...
Posted by Rasputin's Penis on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:22:00 PST

Today

Bob and Kaci are my friends today. I am anxious. What if they fight over me? They can break my heart but not my Jar.... There is this "thing" the Czarina did with her nasty Romanov m...
Posted by Rasputin's Penis on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:38:00 PST

Famous dates in History -February 9,1958

Rasputin's Penis stayed in the jar. I must say, it gives me joy every time that I read the words "Rasputin's Penis is in your extended network" How your network feels about i...
Posted by Rasputin's Penis on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:19:00 PST