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The Very Hot Jews

About Me

Simon and Sera are Very Hot Jews. We exist to serve your secular needs. We dispense advice, anecdotes, ruminations on politics and popular culture, and many, many Hitler jokes. We blog for your entertainment at www.veryhotjews.com .


Seriously, are you down with how freakin' hot we are? Sometimes it's all we can do not to just spend the whole day staring at our reflections or, better yet, at our smokin' hot photos.

Are you a hot Jew too? Or a hot gentile, even? Stop by and say shalom. The booze is flowin' and the Jews be knowin'.

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Jews. Also, non-Jews. You can hit us up at veryhotjews at aol dot you-know-what.

My Blog

End-of-Year Blah Blah, Times 2

Twofer Jewday Happy end of 2008, people. We've missed you and we understand if some of you have rent your garments in despair after waiting nearly a month for a new VHJ post, perhaps exclaiming "I haf...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:03:00 GMT

End-of-Year Blah Blah, Times 2

..TR style="BORDER-RIGHT: 69c 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: 69c 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: 69c 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: 69c 1px solid; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse"> Twofer Jewday Happy end of 2008, people. We...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:59:00 GMT

From 8 to Love

Gay people turn their queer eye on your crappy fashion and make you prettier so you can get laid and advise you on turning your dump of a living room into a suburban palace and pepper your lame-ass si...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:23:00 GMT

A No on Prop 8 Love Story by Sera

Dear Very Hot Readers, Okay, this is for all you Cali wafflers out there. Or, Cali commiseraters. Or, Mormons who wanna go rogue. It's a little story I like to call "Why Prop 8 Makes Me (And The Baby ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:02:00 GMT

I Can Haz Pony?

Sticking It to Hitler: Election Pony Edition Y'see, the gay community (and its heterosexual minions, who slavishly advance The Gay Agenda) approached me to help do some outreach for the No on 8 campai...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:22:00 GMT

Tikkun Olam starts in Dayton, Ohio

The Larger Familya holiday missive from SimonIn a few hours I'll be heading over to my parents' place for our traditionally non-religious celebration of Rosh Hashanah. My brilliant nephews (including ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Nana, Nana, Hey, Hey, Goodbye

The Great Schlep: Jew Power for Obamaan early high-holiday card from SimonSera's in the Holy Land; I'm sure neither she nor it will ever be the same. But I've got a Wailing Wall of my own, and it's ca...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:09:00 GMT

Are You There, God? It’s Not Sarah Palin.

Jews in Blume, Political Kvetching and Other NotesSimon here. After all the spiritual light and sound Sera's been shining on the Jewblog, it's harsh to have to crash y'all back down to earth. But some...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:52:00 GMT

Darshan 2: Electric Boogaloo

Darshan, Part Deux.Read Part One First, won't you?So: Darshan. The Light. Spiritual It-ness. Direct transmission. It took having the high holy bajeebers freaked outta me by an actual High Holy to real...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 18:50:00 GMT

Look into my eyes.

Darshan.(a little illumination by Sera) Last weekend, my lithe, blonde, dancerlicious friend Sukha rang me, breathless with excitement.Sukha: Do you want to come with me to UCLA to get Darshan from M...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:20:00 GMT