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Stabby abby Make-Up Artist

*Beauty is Easier to Remove Than It is to Apply...*

About Me

I'm married to Nate Dogg Hartley & he is the coolest guy that has ever lived. Ha! We are expecting a baby... which is awesome... I'm an Esthetician... It's what I am meant to do... I love helping others realize their own self-worth and beauty... Oh & What else can I say? I can wax a chump like a candle. Apparently, I'm what happens when two people meet at a disco club. I'm fairly quirky, excrutiatingly friendly/kind, & find humor/beauty in everything. I'm a people person & enjoy getting to know others. Very Reliable... Extremely Goofy... High energy... At times, I am quite restless. I try to remain humble, but have an ample amount of self-esteem. My family is completely dysfunctional. My grandmother used to make bombs during WWII. My great uncle (Clyde) was one of the first hobo clowns w/ Emmett Kelly in Ringling Bros/Barnum & Bailey Circus. My grandfather was a Colonel in the military & started a car racing company back in the 50's (in Georgia)... Later (in the late 60's), it migrated to Germany... & my mother's a lunch lady at a local middle school... so - I have a lot to live up to. Ha! I'm one quarter French - one quarter Welsh - & one half everything else. I don't have any brothers /sisters/ aunts /uncles /cousins... I love cooking & can break it down like baby food. I like reminding people that we were all once babies... Oh, & that we're all made of protons, atoms, molecules, & neutrons... Space in form. What Makes Me Happy: Joop, Mr. Nate Hartley, Myron, Family, Music (Is Everything), Self-Awareness, Get Togethers, Friendly Banter, Applying for Jobs That I am Not Qualified for, Post-Modern Furniture, Antiques, Old Postcards, Modern Art, Art Deco, Photography, December, Skating, Driving, Architecture, Home Movies, Nashville, Skirts/Dresses, House Plants, Make-Up, Sushi, Having $$$, A Full Tank Of Gas, Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, Mandarin Mango/ Hawaiian Ginger Spray, Mainlining Liquid Eyeliner, Nature, Pineapples, Investing, Living Within My Means, Marinera, Comfortable Beds, "Iron Chef", Halloween, Underdogs, Sledding, Flipping Through Photographs, Christmas Lights, People That Wear Tube Socks W/ Flip Flops, Leopard Print, Birds, The Color-Orange, Scratch -N- Sniff Stickers, Swings, Lemonade, WoodBurning, Listening To Records, The Claw Machine, Supporting Causes, Science, Constant Movement, Uno, Charisma, Daffodils, Yellow Roses, SnapDragons, Buying Myself Flowers, Coffee, Seeking, Seeing What I Can Transfer By Means Of Silly Putty, etc... What Makes Me Sad: Walking in Freshly Cut/Wet Grass w/ Open Toed Shoes On, People That Aren't Friendly/Polite, Traffic Jams, The Crusty Leftover Stuff On The Top Of Mustard Bottles, Plunging The Pee Pot, A Pen That's Out Of Ink, Plastic "Silverware," Snakes in Water, The Movie "Arthur," Setting Up The Game -"MouseTrap," Mayo, Black Licorice, Scary Halloween Masks, etc. div id=vpdiv

My Interests

Interests: Nate Hartley, Music (Surf, Rockabilly, Swing, Experimental, Doo Wop, Lounge, Rock-N-Roll, Crooning, Bluegrass, Zydeco, Big Band, Psychobilly, Rocksteady, MoTown, Bossa Nova, Kinder, Jazz, Break-Beat, etc), Evening Out Skin Tones, Religion, Singing, Playing The Saxophone, Comfort, Going To Shows, Taking & Developing Pics, Pop Culture Of The 20's-30's-40's-50's-Early 60's & 80's, Roller Skating, Doing This Really Awesome Impersonation, Record Collecting, Putting Things In Alphabetical Order, Cooking, Miming, Thrift Store Shopping, Spoiling Others, Hair/Make-Up, Balloon Animals, RollerCoasters, Substance, Wood Burning, Femininity, Esthetics, All Animals (Cats Hate Me & I Don't Really Like Them Either), Turning My Feet Completely Backwards (Yes, I Can Do This... Messes with people - Every time), Clowns, The Splits(?), J-Walking, Old Wind-Up Toys, Sushi, Four Square, Merry Maids, Rambling, Snow, Kitsch, and the big guy upstairs. Take the quiz:
What Musical Instrument Are You?

Saxophone
You're very suave and savvy. The guitar is "cool", but you're just plain cool, man. You can evoke some of the deepest emotions in people. You're also more versatile in that you come in several varieties to get a good range of sound. Your laid back attitude is very appealing to some, but appalling to others.

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I'd like to meet:

Nate Hartley in Tube Socks & Flip Flops... Phyllis Diller... Jack Van Impe... Mr.Wizard... Patrick Bateman... John Waters...

Music:

My Life:
Wanda Jackson, Phil Harris, Elvis, Amazing Royal Crowns, Famous Monsters, Legendary Shack Shakers, Guana Batz, Henry Mancini, Lunachicks, Billy Idol, Specials, Fishbone, Bratmobile, 5.6.7.8's, Tiger Army, Dick Dale, Johnny Cash, Paladins, Cleftones, Stray Cats, Lee Rocker, Jerry Lee Lewis, Pogues, Anticon, Violent Femmes, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, Huggy Bear, Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers, Swingin' Neckbreakers, Bobby Darrin, Betty Blowtorch, Hepcat, Man Or Astro-Man?, Raveonettes, CocoRosie, Horrorpops, Rehab, Trashmen, Red Elvises, Generation X, Sufaris, Metric, The Raincoats, Los Gatos Locos, Devil Doll, Koffin Katz, Israelites, Flogging Molly, Gadjits, Servotron, Slackers, Big D & The Kid's Table, M.I.A, Pizzicato Five, Toasters, Devotchkas, Peacocks, Big Bad VooDoo Daddy, Lively Ones, Morphine, Air, Johnny Thunders, Ween, Adam & His Ants, Blitzkid, Martika, Desmond Dekker, Black Flag, Rollins Band, Goldie, Streets, Dead Boys, Faron Young, Jackson 5, VooDoo Glow Skulls, Sonata Arctica (Thanks, Babe!), Nocturnal, Rancid, S.Vaughn, Pietasters, Motorhead, Sander Kleinenberg, Frank Sinatra, BR5-49, Smashing Pumpkins, Ladytron, Inspecter 7, Air, Legendary Invisible Men, Moldy Peaches, Adam Green, Kimya Dawson, Abba, Chuck Berry, Cars, 22 Jacks, Dead Kennedys, Gene Vincent, Rasputina, Crass, Kim Lenz & Her Jaguars, Belinda Carlisle, Frantic Flintstones, Damian Marley, AKA Rudie, Unknown Hinson, They Might Be Giants, Groovie Ghoulies, Dead Elvi, Cee-Lo, Gnarls Barkley, Leftover Crack, Demented Are Go, Marlene Dietrich, The Carpenters, Minor Threat, Dickies, Slow Gherkin, DeadCats, Robert Gordon, Ethiopeans, Adicts, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Otis Redding, Forces Of Evil, Deke Dickerson, Madness, Suicidal Tendencies, Blue Stingrays, Mates Of State, Dropkick Murphys, King Kurt, Judy & The Loadies, Matisyahu, E.Fitzgerald, U.S Bombs, Link Wray, Sparklehorse, Roy Orbison, BowWowWow, Manu Chao, Rosemary Clooney, Los Straitjackets, FannyPack, Hexxers, Rock A-Teens, Sasha & Digweed, Combustible Edison, Sarge, Smiths, Morrissey, Roy Orbison, Distillers, Billy Holiday, Takako Minekawa, Joe Strummer, Rainer Maria, PotShot, The Centurions, Hippos, Melt Banana, Buddy Holly, Kraftwerk, DanceHall Crashers, Kahimi Karie, Ramones, Elastica, Gogol Bordello, Vargas Swing, Stalking Roxy, Seymores, Big Sandy & His Fly-Rite Boys, Vapors, Etc...

Movies:

Which character from Rock N Roll High School (Ramones movie) are you?
You're Riff Randell, the queen of rock 'n' roll high school and an honorary Ramone!
Take this quiz !
Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code ^*****************************************************^ THE HEART IS DECEITFUL ABOVE ALL THINGS, Daisies, SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS, MALENA, Apocalypto, MEET THE FEEBLES, Children Of Heaven, HAROLD & MAUDE, The Way Home, SICK (The Story Of Bob Flannigan), Rebel Without A Cause, Giant, FANDO & LIS, FEMALE TROUBLE, CryBaby, Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Multiple Maniacs, Pecker, Serial Mom, 300, Dream With The Fishes, HEAVENLY CREATURES, Skipped Parts, Lawn Dogs, Psycho Beach Party, SPUN, True Story, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Adventures Of Sebastian Cole, Motel, 200 Cigarettes, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Unico, Rock N' Roll High School, Okie Noodling, My Boyfriend's Back, Citizen Ruth, Gremlins, Book Of Love, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, He Loves Me - He Loves Me Not, Napoleon Dynamite, She's Out Of Control, SLC Punk, Happenstance, L'auberge Espagnole, SuperGirl, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, Cool Hand Luke, Life In The Fast Lane, Green, Savannah Smiles, I Am Curious Yellow, Some Like it Hot, Big, The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Vice Versa, Little Monsters, Blue Velvet, Donnie Darko, Run Lola Run, Winter Sleepers, Just One Of The Guys, Superman I, STORYTELLING, Happiness, Amelie, Highway, Big Fish, SugarBaby, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Thirteen, Great Balls Of Fire, Sonny, A Life Less Ordinary, Walk Like A Man, Shag, The Pod People, A League of Their Own, Breakin’, Lost in Translation, Gummo, BULLY, Ken Park, Butterflies Are Free, Beijing Bicycle, Life As A House, Click, Blue Lagoon, Ma Vie En Rose, SECRETARY, Freeway, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Mannequin, Best In Show, Edward Scissorhands, Borat, Pumpkin, etc... Of late, Nate & I have been watching a lot of prophecy movies from the 60's and 70's about the tribulation... Our favorites: Thief in the Night, Image of The Beast, A Distant Thinder, & The Prodigal Planet. Those movies used to scare us, when we were kids... so - it's been neat to rewatch all of em'.

Television:

Kids Incorporated, Out Of This World, The State, The Munsters, The Bionic Woman, You Can't Do That On Television, MXC, Alien Nation, Donna Reed, Webster, H.R PuffNStuf, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Kids In The Hall, Punky Brewster, Nip/Tuck, Out Of Control, Iron Chef, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Bewitched, Six Feet Under, Mr.GoodBody, Wonder Years, Double Dare, Kidd Video, My Two Dads, Shera-Princess Of Power, The Torkelson's, He-Man, Charles In Charge, My So-Called Life, Today's Special, Mighty Mouse, Ren & Stimpy, POV, Father Knows Best, The Chipmunks, Fraggle Rock, Egg, JEM, 321 Contact, Mr. Wizard's World, Starting Over, Ab Fab, Doogie Howser M.D, Amish In The City, Eerie Indiana, Bobby's World, In Living Color, Mousercise, Richie Rich, The Family Business, and all programs about history/the world/animals/human behavior.

Books:

The Bible, Making Faces & Face Forward (Kevyn Auccoin), Holidays On Ice -Me Talk Pretty One Day- & Barrel Fever (David Sedaris), Underneath It All (Traci Lords), The Redneck Manifesto (Jim Goad), Survivor (Chuck Palahniuk), The ABZ's (Shel Silverstein), Everything By--- Henry Rollins & Charles Bukowski, James Dean: The Mutant King (David Dalton), Why Cats Paint:The Ethics Of Feline Aestetics (Burton Silver), The Complete Juggler (Dave Finnigan), Privilege-Power-And Difference (Allan Johnson), He's Just Not That Into You (Greg Behrendt) , Man Made (Ken Baker), The Unicorn Of Kilimanjaro (Robert Vavra), Speaking With The Angel (Nick Hornby), Less Than Zero (Brett Easton Ellis), Grrl Scouts (Small Comic Book Series), And I Don't Want To Live This Life (Spungen), Black Holes & Baby Universes (Stephen Hawking), Books About Proper Etiquette (It's a Lost Art Form), A Gentleman's Guide To Toasting, Marlene (Marlene Dietrich), etc...

Heroes:

Nate Hartley on Guitar, The Amish, My Grandpa, Wanda Jackson (Met Her - It Was Amazing!), David Blaine, Phyllis Diller, Elvis, James Dean, John Waters, Eddie Munster, Peg Bundy, Natalie Wood, Henry Rollins, Marlene Dietrich, Clara Bow, Patricia Day, Billy Idol, Lucille Ball, Jennifer Tilly, Clark Kent, Lori Petty, Gilda Radner, Vince Vaughn, Harmony Korine, Louise Brooks, Dolly, Audrey Tautou, Marlene Dietrich, Fraggle-Red, Mr.T, Steve Martin, Christina Ricci, David Lynch, Patty Duke, Cotton, Johnny Rotten, Fred Savage, Traci Lords, JEM, Deborah Harry, Iron Chef -Sakai, Kevyn Auccoin, Bill Clinton, Taffy Davenport, Jimmy Stewart, Kermit, Jason Schwartzman, Donna Reed, Spud, Dean Martin, Andy Milonakis, Tim Armstrong, Hunter S.Thompson, Divine, Ella Fitzgerald, She-Ra, Laura Dern, Your Mom, & Those Who Refuse The Mark Of The Beast.
WAAAAAHH!! You're inner Bombshell is the zany Lucille Ball! You like making people laugh, but also know how to turn on the glamour when the time is right. To most guys you're the perfect all-around gal. But sometimes you get into trouble and have a heckuva time talking your way out of it. You may be accident-prone on the outside, but your a first class business woman on the inside. A pioneer, so to say. Lucy can still be seen hamming it up on her most famous television series "I Love Lucy".
Who is your inner bombshell?
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My Blog

There’s a Boy in There...

Yep!  There's a boy in there... We are going to call him, "Henry Aaron Hartley..."  Hank for short.  We went nuts, after finding out... We bought a bunch o' cool sailor outfits & ne...
Posted by Stabby abby Make-Up Artist on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:03:00 PST

Baby Names...

Nate & I are prettty dead set on either Hank Henry Hartley (Triple H) or Henry Nathan Hartley for a boy... & for a girl... Pixie Coco Aaron Hartley... it's fun to say fast. I think they're cu...
Posted by Stabby abby Make-Up Artist on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST

A Review About My Husband. I Googled Him. Ha!

http://www.indievisionmusic.com/wordpress/2007/11/29/gorilla -warfare-the-battlefields/ Nate Hartley played lead guitar at the time of this recording. He has since left due to creative differences. I d...
Posted by Stabby abby Make-Up Artist on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:45:00 PST

The Married Life...

I totally married the coolest boy in the world... I'm enjoying every day of it.  Sending lots O' Luck & Love, --Stabby abby Hartley.  ...
Posted by Stabby abby Make-Up Artist on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

Nate's Handstand...

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Posted by Stabby abby Make-Up Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST

Leaving For London...

I'm Going to London... Studying Abroad... YAY! ...So excited...
Posted by Stabby abby Make-Up Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eggs In a Tube Sock.

You are the playful pin-up! Do you know how to beserious? What Type Of Retro Gal Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Bettie Boop Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Stabby abby Make-Up Artist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST