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About Me

I like listening to metal
In 8th grade I got 1 question wrong on my history exam
Rap artists need to stop sending friend requests
In 5th grade I got a 100 on my science exam
I use to work at Old Navy
Im here to enforce the guarantee
I use to work at Pretzel Time
DISLIKES
I dont like families that wear spaghetti bibs, I
consider them a breed apart
I am the Toxic Avenger in Iraq. Official Troma video. See below
.. above: 1st roatation. Riding the gun mount in Iraq was fun.
That's how I lost my shoot people virginity.
Sacrifices. I made this
in photo class in 10th grade. Everyone else had non-creative ideas in there projects.
Coalition crew hangouts. above is Zach Coalition.
below is Nate Coalition AKA Nate Dog Lloyd Kaufman the President of Troma and creator of the Toxic Avenger, Roxanne the Tromette Pyromania, The Toxic Avenger..me, and Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD. Note: his heat seeking chop sticks are one of his many oriental powers, and Matt says that the mask stunk. Background- Steve Grainger. Film maker, actor, and redneck.
Telkeif kids iraq. Hard core kids against Saddam.
My Army tough guy stage

My Interests

Rambo
Excalibur
Honor
Lifting steel
www.gymjones.com

below is the troma movie im in
buy it here

I'd like to meet:

Samantha Brown from the travel channel

Music:

Black Metal reigns supreme but I can't like one thing. I like some punk and I don't mean that pop crap.
Bathory
Mayhem
Lord Belial
Venom
Graveland
Dark Funeral
Woodtemple
Children of Bodom
Windir
Iuvenes
Immortal
Emperor
Marthas dumptruck massacre
Isengard

Darkthrone
Death
Nyktalgia
Inquisition
Enslaved
The Cramps
Hammerfall(excalibur power metal)
King Diamond
Kreator
Morbid Angel
CKY
Ruined in a day
Sunn O)))
Trouble loves me
Kraftwerk
Everytime I die
His Infernal majesty(him(satanic love metal))
Helloween from the 80's
Johnny Cash
Joy Division
The year of our lord
Rocket
GG Allin
The Faint

Oystein good, Varg no good

above-Midgard, Anti Islamic black metal from Iran

Movies:

TERROR FIRMER
The Toxic Avenger 4
The Class of Nuk'em High

RAMBO
Tango and cash
Road house is an old time favorite
Legend
buffy the vampire slayer
BUMFIGHTS...geniuses
Gummo
Quest for fire
Ironmaster
Conan the barbarian
Desperate Teenage Lovedolls
the cyborg
mod fuck explosion
Day of the dead
Dawn of the dead the original
tango and cash
Citizen Ruth (abortion humor)
and 80's horror TIT gore.
www.troma.com
Terminator 1 and 2 were good. I grew up on terminator. I especially like the future war scenes. Not many big name movies are good anymore.

Television:

Red Dwarf
the kids in the hall
Ren & Stimpy
it's always sunny in philadelphia
space ghost coast to coast
the o'reilly factor
mystery science theater 3000
He-man from the 80's
TLC stuff, History channel shit
Documentaries on haunted places, castles
Dr. who
I hate mtv.

Books:

THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE by Max Brooks
Other kingdoms by Hilarion
My brother Sam is dead
Lords of chaos
Psychic wars
Alien contact by timothy Good
The Sword of the prophet: Politically incorrect guide to islam history, theology, impact on the world by Serge Trifkovic

Heroes:

In memory of Euronymous from Mayhem 1968-1993

Vlad Dracul. Vlad the Impaler

Slobodan Milosevic

Thomas Forsberg aka Quorthon leadman of Bathory. February 17 1966- June 7 2004

My Blog

When I was 6 I had 2 girlfriends at once. I rotated that shit.

That's right. One in school and one across the street from me. I think this also happened in kindergarden but I'm not sure anyway's the girl who lived across the street from me would come over everyda...
Posted by LA Looks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Iraqi teenager asked me for but sex. I said no, he said why?

Iraqi teenager asked me for but sex. I said no, he said why? I said because I like emra meaning woman in arabic. A lot of those dudes are gay over their. When I was on gate guard one day which I shoul...
Posted by LA Looks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Human shield shows. throws VCR'S at the fans

Human shield is no longer around. Tim was the vocalist, he now plays guitar in found dead hanging, and cru jones.( correction, Ryan Canavan, ( aka HEX was the singer)) Human shield would put...
Posted by LA Looks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My friend and I almost killed by Satan worshippers in Happy Valley New York

I was on leave in late June early July 04. Happy Valley is a big Forest park half an hour North of Syracuse NY. It use to be a town that died from a disease. It's haunted now. There's a Dinjy swamp, 2...
Posted by LA Looks on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST