Why, hanging out on the internet/myspace of course....
Friends, real ones. I have a ton and there's always room for more. I also have a ton of lame-ass drinking buddies and don't need any more of those. So if you just want to have fun and party (dude), fuck off and kill yourself. Go find some other lame ass.
G.G. Allin, Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden, Steve Earle, Jimmy Martin, Knife Band, Sex Pistols, Squiggy, Judas Priest, Kiss, Bill Monroe, Exploited, Abrasive Wheels, 4-Skins, Those Unknown, Wayne Hancock, Dale Watson, Th'Legendary Shack Shakers, Motorhead, Kenneth Brian, Slayer, Metallica, Dysfunctional Youth, Blanks 77, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Braindance, Oxymoron, Moral Decay, Hillbilly Casino, Crass, Conflict, Stanley Bros., Subhumans, Blitz, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., Hank Williams III to name a few. www.myspace.com/gabezander . See "influneces".
Dear Lindsey, I can't believe you can see any kind of redeeming quality in "Starship Troopers." And all these years I thought you were smart. But then again, I can make a great case for the intellectual value of "Freddy Vs. Jason" so to each their own. Love, Gabe.
Selective bits here and there, but I can quote any line from "The Simpsons", "South Park", "Family Guy" or "King Of The Hill" that's ever made me laugh.
The Bible. The Art Of War. At Home In The Wilderness. Improvised munitions manuals. Poetry. Shakespeare.
Mom. Dad. Jesus. GG Allin. Jimmy Martin. Bruce Lee.