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KnifeLander

mountainpunkwarrior

About Me

Mountain Punk. Inquire at your own risk.

My Interests

Why, hanging out on the internet/myspace of course....

I'd like to meet:

Friends, real ones. I have a ton and there's always room for more. I also have a ton of lame-ass drinking buddies and don't need any more of those. So if you just want to have fun and party (dude), fuck off and kill yourself. Go find some other lame ass.

Music:

G.G. Allin, Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden, Steve Earle, Jimmy Martin, Knife Band, Sex Pistols, Squiggy, Judas Priest, Kiss, Bill Monroe, Exploited, Abrasive Wheels, 4-Skins, Those Unknown, Wayne Hancock, Dale Watson, Th'Legendary Shack Shakers, Motorhead, Kenneth Brian, Slayer, Metallica, Dysfunctional Youth, Blanks 77, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Braindance, Oxymoron, Moral Decay, Hillbilly Casino, Crass, Conflict, Stanley Bros., Subhumans, Blitz, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., Hank Williams III to name a few. www.myspace.com/gabezander . See "influneces".

Movies:

Dear Lindsey, I can't believe you can see any kind of redeeming quality in "Starship Troopers." And all these years I thought you were smart. But then again, I can make a great case for the intellectual value of "Freddy Vs. Jason" so to each their own. Love, Gabe.

Television:

Selective bits here and there, but I can quote any line from "The Simpsons", "South Park", "Family Guy" or "King Of The Hill" that's ever made me laugh.

Books:

The Bible. The Art Of War. At Home In The Wilderness. Improvised munitions manuals. Poetry. Shakespeare.

Heroes:

Mom. Dad. Jesus. GG Allin. Jimmy Martin. Bruce Lee.

My Blog

So this lady decides its a good time to talk to her daughter about sex...........

.........The two are sitting around at the dinner table. The mom asks her daughter "Have you and your boyfriend had sex yet?"The daughter says "No mom, we've only experimented. Like we've had anal sex...
Posted by KnifeLander on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:12:00 PST

Slogan Blog

I've been coming up with slogans lately; here's a few. This blog should get bigger over time. Feel free to add more.- Sparks. It's got the alcohol to make you like your job, and the caffeine to make y...
Posted by KnifeLander on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:42:00 PST

An Open Letter To Spammers.

Stop wasting your time folks. If I were to take Viagra my head would explode.
Posted by KnifeLander on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:11:00 PST

Amanda, RIP 2005-2007

I'm sorry to announce that Amanda, my guitar for the last two years, is now in two or three pieces . It breaks my heart to report that on Monday, May 21st, in the afternoon sometime, the two jackass s...
Posted by KnifeLander on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:39:00 PST

THE PUNKEST BAND EVER IS BACK.

Those Unknown, from my homeland of Sussex County, NJ, are back in business after relocating to Cali and going on hiatus for the last 8 or 9 years. Listen to all their songs (my favs on their site are ...
Posted by KnifeLander on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

The Heart Sutra.

The Great Heart of Wisdom SutraAvalokiteshvara Bodhisattva while practicing deep Prajna ParamitaPerceived all five skandhas were empty and was saved from suffering and distressShariputra, form is no d...
Posted by KnifeLander on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST

New phone

I need your numbers again. And do not, I repeat, DO NOT, post your numbers in the "comments" here. Message them to me (fuckin' dumbasses......).
Posted by KnifeLander on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:29:00 PST

"Number Of The Beast" on vinyl, baby.

And I'll let that Iron Maiden...........blow my blues away.
Posted by KnifeLander on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:04:00 PST

EU-fuckin'-REKA!!

So Ashley and I went out tonight (I wasn't going to as I was tired and bummed but decided to on a whim); Phil Hummer and Richard James were playing at the Family Wash. Phil Hummer went on first, with ...
Posted by KnifeLander on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

27

This is a weird number. 30 is now in sight, and I'm still not a grown-up by any stretch of the imagination. I haven't done shit that I've wanted to do comparatively either. Hm. Is this a mid life cris...
Posted by KnifeLander on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:40:00 PST