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connie

I don't want the cheese I just want out of the trap.

About Me

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Nashville Punk!
You Are Strength
You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will. You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted. Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength... But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle.Your fortune:Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength. And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through. You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force. Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near. What Tarot Card Are You? MySpace Layouts nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !I can believe that things are true and I can believe things that aren?t true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don?t ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.Samantha Black Crow's speech in 'American Gods' by Neil Gaiman

My Interests

This is the preacher of the church I belong to. My kids:

I'd like to meet:

well, NOT people who participate in or egg other people on in negative entropy-causing pursuits in the interest of $ or power or control, NOT people who lie and accuse and defend other people's lies for $ or power, NOT drama junkies who speak falsely against other folks for brownie points with their dope dealers or whatever, NOT dealers, NOT control freaks or abusers of any sort, NOT under-the-table types who won't even 10-99 their labor, NOT syncophantic manipulative time-wasters, NOT Yankees who live down here yet hate and for some unfathomable reason think they are superior to Southerners.....I WANT TO MEET PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN QUALITY AND DO THEIR LEVEL BEST TO LIVE BY THE GOLDEN RULE. (If they read science fiction and Southern lit, like country cooking, play a stringed instrument and would like to jam- that would be freaking awesome.)

Movies:

SPACESHIPS MONSTERS COWBOY HATSthis looks good:

Television:

Motorhead on the Young Ones
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