brothercrudmcnasty - ProfilesArchive

About Me

what can i say...i wouldn't know what to do if i didn't have a block of wood with wires attached to it to make noise with.

what follows is the greatest review ever...

creeping cruds of america are largest and most important rock and roll volume. they are retarded and of nashville, are very loud and very large...if the tear of creeping cruds in grausigkeitwirt, which all hell breaks loosely. their nut/mother shits indeed into it to trousers,when the cruds draws and rolls their death-provocative mark of the graussigkeitfelsens left. if you did not know, swings the unbelievably strange people, which stopped to live and creeping cruds became, pants of your grandmother to the dirty floor mostly filled with shit.

My Interests

hockey, rock*n*roll, whiskey, and things that scare the crap outta people

I'd like to meet:

people who have no idea what the inside of their ass looks like... & tom waits.

GO GETCHA A CREEPING CRUDS SHIRT, DAGNABBIT!!

Music:

AC/DC, motorhead, ramones, stooges, black flag, ted nugent, dead kennedys, zz top, the clash, black sabbath, hellacopters, gluecifer, turbonegro, mastodon, fu manchu, the damned, atomic bitchwax, black nasa, morphine, jimi hendrix, clutch, prince, pogues, nick cave, tom waits, leon redbone, leadbelly, mississippi fred mcdowell, robert johnson, CASH, willie, waylon, haggard...real, honest music...you can tell the fake shit a mile away...hey, while you're at it...check out my band the CREEPING CRUDS, dagnabbit.

local nashville favs...hillbilly casino, the titts, fist of the northstar, the carry-ons, the cretin grims, christine, radio death wave...

Movies:

the blues brothers, texas chainsaw massacre, house of 1000 corpses, the devils rejects, henry : protrait of a serial killer, animal house, memento, fight club, the machinist, this is spinal tap, seven, rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead, monty python...

Books:

AMERICAN PSYCHO by bret easton ellis (the FUNNIEST book i've ever read), THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, 1984, THE ULTIMATE EVIL by maury terry (the true story of the son of sam killings), DEVILS KNOT : the true story of the west memphis three by mara leveritt (true life horror story. FREE THE WM3!!)...otherwise, mostly music biographies, true crime & history.

Heroes:

malcolm young, angus young, ted nugent & me... & tom waits

My Blog

it’s the small things in life...

it's the small things in life to find happiness in...like coming home after work and enjoying a cold beer in the shower. ahhhhhhhh....joy.
Posted by brothercrudmcnasty on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:51:00 PST

many blood sucking parasites

ok, i stole this off a bumper sticker, but never a truer bumper sticker ever... politics. poly - many &nb...
Posted by brothercrudmcnasty on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

no matter how much you proclaim it, i refuse to believe that jesus is on your side

so, i'm leaving work this evening, dear readers, and there is a dude out in the alleyway. he waves me down, i don't want to be rude, so i stop to see what he wants... "oh thank you jesus. i saw you co...
Posted by brothercrudmcnasty on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:09:00 PST

why i am going to be the greatest old man ever.

it's simple really...everything pisses me off. once i reach the age of eligiblity, they are going to surgically attach the crown to my head. i am going to be that old man on the block that all the nei...
Posted by brothercrudmcnasty on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST

ab irato...solus ipse.

calix meus inebrians. cognito ergo sum. quando omni flunkus, mortati. servo permaneo bovis provestri. illegitimi non carborundum.
Posted by brothercrudmcnasty on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:41:00 PST