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The TITS

About Me


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The TITS (formerly The Titts) are an American rock 'n' roll trio formed in 2006. The band chose it's name as a nod to a popular slang term meaning "cool" or "awesome," i.e. the cats pajamas. The TITS blew into Nashville from Southern Illinois and have left a searing, smoldering burn on the local rock scene. Earning their rightful place among Nashville indie stalwarts, they were voted the October 2008 Deli Magazine Band of the Month and have accumulated a faithful following of old school hard rock enthusiasts. The TITS are also a favorite among like-minded local bands who often recruit them to play shows, knowing they can turn an empty venue into a packed party house. Employing Christian Rock on guitar, Sweet Davey Titties on bass and Tennessee local Big Business on drums, the band are 70s rock architects with shows designed to pummel your eardrums and perk up your privates. With lyrics like, "It won't hurt that bad/Oh baby, I like it raw," any scenester lucky enough to experience The TITS before they start selling out stadiums knows they've witnessed the real deal. Heralded by some as the bastard son of an unprotected threeway between Lemmy, Lennon and Iggy, The TITS are intent on keeping dirty, fun and unpretentious rock and roll alive. In short, they're here to blow your mind, buy you a beer and then steal your girlfriend.
The band rocks a fast, simple, loud, blistering, sloppy blues-based rock that’s everything pure, raucous, reckless and absent from most modern music. We’re talking vulgar hymns about dope, guns and fucking in the streets; early Guns ‘N’ Roses riffs reinterpreted by Black Flag and executed with the rawest of power by the Dead Boys.
-Seth Graves (Nashville Scene)
The TITS are balls-out rock at it’s finest. Revered by many as the best rock n roll band in Nashville, these three can pump out their originals or kick into covers the likes of the MC5 and Motorhead and never miss a beat. With an unprecedented amount of energy onstage and the taste and skill not seen in local rock for a long while, The TITS are definitely an act to catch, and one almost impossible to not get into.
-Jesse Baker (Deli Magazine - Nashville)
The Spin: Derrick Brown Book Release at Mercy Lounge from seth graves on Vimeo .

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/08/2006
Band Website: thetitsmusic.com
Band Members:
(right to left)
Christian Rock (guitar, vocals, arrogance)
Sweet Davey Titties (bass, vocals, indifference)
Big Business (drums, vocals, diplomacy)

Influences: The Stooges, Pabst Blue Ribbon, ZZ Top, Jack Daniel's, Motorhead, Barack Obama, Drugs, Guns N Roses, Satan......
Sounds Like: Loud. Fast. Intense. Rock 'N' Roll.

Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

"Jesus Says Relax" Gets Reviewed

Check it.  Love us or hate us, you can't fuck with this.http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/2009/05/ the_tits_jesus_says_relax.php#comments
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 11:34:00 GMT

Unholy Saviors of Rock?

You decide...Copy this URL and paste it to your browser to check it out:http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/2009/02/t he_spin_meemaw_the_tits_and_t.php
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:44:00 GMT

NEW Tits Song Posted

Hello Kids-We decided we'd post a mixed (but NOT mastered) version of our new sweet ass jam "Get Up" that we recorded over at Battle Tapes with our good amigo Jeremy Ferguson.  We'll have the rest of ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Investment Advice From The Tits

We know the stock market sucks.  Which is why we have our finances figured out.  Wanna know the secret?If you purchased $1000 worth of Lehman Bros. stock a year ago, you would have $49 left....
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:16:00 GMT

We’re in The Scene! Boo Yah!

Check this shit out beeyatch.  We even got one of them picture things.  Hot damn.http://www.nashvillescene.com/2008-07-31/music/the-spin /
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:58:00 GMT

Band Update: Renaming The Titts

So as you have surely heard, Chad "Mr. New Booty" has left the group to pursue other ambitions, and we wish him all the best.  We have now added Matt "Mr. New New Booty" to the group to pound the...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:16:00 GMT

Important Information About the Future of The Titts

If you haven't already heard, Chad quit last week. He's moving back to Illinois. Needless to say, Dave and I are pretty bummed out. He's a great friend and a fantastic drummer. We'll really miss him.*...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:34:00 GMT

Blog Comments About our Most Recent Show. Hilarious!

Comments .comment p { margin-top: 0px; } Whitness said: So - is this lineup good or bad in the Cream readers opinion? Posted 04/07/2008 at 10:53:50 AM .comment p { marg...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:43:00 GMT

A Brief Explanation of How Miracles Happen

So, these two dudes show up at my place. They're drunk and obnoxious, just totally belligerent. I have no idea how they got past security. They start drinking my booze and hitting on all the girl...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:52:00 GMT

Mr. New Booty to play Mercy Lounge by himself.

 So, me and chris played the show at Windows on the Cumberland as a two piece and it went Heinously terrible, so afterwards we sat at the bar and got drunk. They kept givin us free beers, wh...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:02:00 GMT