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Lloyd

Greetings from Tromaville!

About Me

"His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the '80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike and Guillermo Del Toro, just to cite a few prominent examples." - Lou Lumenick, Chief Critic New York Post
"The impact of Troma can be seen in nearly every independent filmmaker who cut his teeth in the video era, from Peter Jackson and Quentin Tarantino to South Park's Trey Parker (who's debut, Cannibal! The Musical was a Troma production), and the Troma universe has a devoted worldwide fan base to rival that of any comic book." - The A.V. Club (The Onion)
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A QUICK LOOK AT TROMA TODAY!
- Troma is celebrating its 35th anniversary as, arguably, the longest running independent studio in film history.
- Our most famous film, The Toxic Avenger, is being made into a musical by the producers of "Dirty Rotton Scoundrels" and with the music of Bon Jovi founding member, David Bryan.
- On May 9th, 2008, our newest film "Poultrygeist" premieres in New York City, after prestigious festival screenings around the world. It will then premiere in LOS ANGELES on June 13.
- Troma President Lloyd Kaufman is in the process of working on a new book for Reed Elsevier about auteur directing. It will be the second in the "Make Your Own Damn Movie" series, and will be followed by a book on producing. We expect a publication date in early 2009.
- Lloyd was also recently elected chairman of the Independent Film & Television Alliance, a 200-member trade association of independent artists, actively involved in lobbying re: issues of net neutrality and media consolidation.
- The first work of many of today's notable stars, including Samuel l. jackson, Vincent D'Onofrio, and South Park's Trey Parker, can be found in Troma's library of over 700 films.

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The First Five Minutes of
POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD!

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I like to look good, that makes me a tease. I like to eat, that makes me a pig. I like to get off, that makes me a slut. I like to be treated with respect, that makes me a man-hating dyke. Trust me, I have no problem being labelled a bitch!
i read. a lot. i like to go dancing. i don't drink a lot, but i can appreciate a good glass of wine/beer. i need to buy a house, and when i do i will probably turn into more of a hermit than i already am. i am obsessed with my cat and my friend jamie says i am a pineapple.
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MORE RAVE REVIEWS FOR POULTRYGEIST:
Bill ([email protected]) wrote: 10 people after your screen in NYC commented on how little credit you give the actors - it's a sad but true statement on the true purpose of your films is to serve your own ego...Here, you have people who are getting paid SHIT, and you have the fucking audacity to open without their names and close with EVERYONE but the people who basically donated their time to you for you to sell DVD's later on ? Yes, you did give them "rolling credits" after the PRODUCER, DIRECTOR and everyone else - At the very least, they should have had their picture up, still frame with a screen credit...do u ever watch movies???lol - that is how it is done in Hollywood - you are ridiculous and people laugh at how self indulging it was to credit others who came in their pants when their "Producer" name popped up on the screen...sadly, the true heroes are those people who were covered in shit for 3 weeks.
People talk and what goes around comes around.....you are old enough to know that...or maybe not.

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I'd like to meet:


Hello,
I was sure that anyone would like to communicate with me and I'm very glad that it's you.
Firstly I tell you a little about myself to you, can image how I'm looking, what I like, what are my interests. My name is Elena, my native country is Russia. I live in not big but very clean and green town N-Novgorod. If we will continue our acquaintance, I'll tell you more about my town.
I'm 27 years old. My eyes are blue. My growth is 5.5 feet, weight is 115 lb. I'll send you my pictures and you'll see all yourself if you give me your e-mail. I would like to have your pictures more.
I'm the manager on the personnel in a small firm. Our firm's work is delivery and By processing grain to flour, groats, macaroni products. I like my work.
It taught me to know people, to see who are who etc. Many people surround me during my working day but at home I feel loneliness. Sure, I have friends but they all have their own families and own problems.
I like theatres, cinema, clubs very much and I go there with my girlfriends on weekends. I read a lot, I like classical literature. And what do you like,? How do you spend your free time?
I would like to find a friend abroad and perhaps to make a family with him. I couldn't do it in Russia because I've disappointed in Russian men.
I want to get rid of my loneliness very much! Unfortunately I have no computer and I use computer in the internet-caf?.
I was glad to write you and I hope you have an interest to communicate with me.
Look forward to your reply, good bue!
Elena.
P.S. Unfortunately my English isn't good. Sorry.

Music:

the soundtrack to: "the balloon knot adventures of Chim Chim and Uncle Lloydie!"
Check out the Hottest soundtrack out there! MySpace.com/PoultrygeistSoundtrack !!! These guys are also pretty awesome...

Movies:

Lloyd's Streaming Video Flicks-2-Pick!

    The FIRST FIVE MINUTES of POULTRYGEIST!!! Troma Copies "GRINDHOUSE"! (20 Years Ago...) Troma Copies "GRINDHOUSE"! PART 2 My CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL Improv Cameo, Dec. 22, 2006 Grade A Breast Meat From POULTRYGEIST! Poultrygeist eye-candy!!POULTRYGEIST! from Troma - G4's Attack of the ShowJihad Jane Sings Suicide Song -from Troma's POULTRYGEIST!Moonlight Cafe Interview of Lloyd KaumanShowBiz TONIGHT Interview of Lloyd Kaufman
So You Wanna Be a Filmmaker?... Be a TROMA INTERN!

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See my film history on IMDB.com

Television:

Law and Order: Young hairless asian boys unit

Books:

Watch the Toxic Avenger: The Novel Commercial! WOW!

All I Learned about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger, Make Your Damn Movie, The Toxic Avenger: The Novel
• Mein Kampf
• It's okay to be gay, my Uncle Lloyd told me
• The complete pedophiles guide to analingus!

These fine young ladies learned a lot from my book Make Your Own Damn Movie!

Heroes:

Michael Jackson (natch!)
The Toxic Avenger and Kabukiman
Sammy Hagar!!! Diamond David Lee Roth!
Anyone who makes their own damn movie!
The Troma Team, the Gay Troma editor Gabe Friedman, ass-head-ex-assistant Kiel Walker,
Large pizza with extra cheese, filthy american apparel models

My Blog

YO PHILADELPHIA!!

POULTRYGEIST HATCHES TONIGHT!!  
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:20:00 PST

A TYPICAL TROMA QUESTION

>>Hello,I am the head writer and product reviewer for ******. I grew up in the 80s and loved Troma movies (my first was, of course, The Toxic Avenger, but I remember staying up late on the weekends an...
Posted by Lloyd on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:05:00 PST

POULTRYGEIST TOPS SPEED ERASER!!

GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, you read that headline correctly. Allow me to explain. Because our N...
Posted by Lloyd on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:28:00 PST

NYC ZOMBIE CHICKENS TONIGHT!!

GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!! The press almost unanimously loves Troma's latest film. It's sold so well that the theater decided yesterday to bump Famke Janssen's premiere into a smaller screen, and giv...
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:58:00 PST

WE HAVEN’T SOLD OUT!! (yet...)

GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!! You are looking at one happy old self-loathing Jew. The Village East Cinema, where Poultrygeist is hatching TOMORROW night, was so impressed with our sold-out status that t...
Posted by Lloyd on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:30:00 PST

GET INTO THE NYC POULTRYGEIST PREMIERE FOR FREE!!

GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!Troma fan-atics are the bestest! Our Poultrygeist Hatching Party last weekwas a squawking success. The NYC premiere is almost upon us, and here'sanother oppurtunity for YOU ...
Posted by Lloyd on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:03:00 PST

WANNA BE A PART OF TROMA HISTORY??

GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!! We here at Troma are gearing up for the POULTRYGEIST HATCHING PARTY on April 30, or the "press farty" as I have taken to calling around the office.  As a result, the&n...
Posted by Lloyd on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:36:00 PST

SNEAK BEAK OF LLOYD IN TV WEEK

GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!! On Monday, an article that I wrote will be appearing in the trade mag TV WEEK.  But because I love you all, I wanted to share it with you first!  So here we go.&...
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:33:00 PST

SATURDAY Q&A ADDED IN NYC!!

GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!   Because of all you amazing Tromatic fans out there, the May 9th, Friday night 7:30 and 10:00PM shows of Poultrygeist in NYC have SOLD OUT!! This is fantasitc news!&n...
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:06:00 PST

POULTRYGEIST HATCHING PARTY!!

Directed by Lloyd Kaufman "It's a veritable Cluckwork Orange!" - Variety "The best film Troma's ever produced, and certainly Lloyd Kaufman's most accomplished." -C.H.U.D. GET CLUCKED UP! Troma E...
Posted by Lloyd on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST